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| This was a part of a larger scam involving a grant from the IMF – they want to give me free money for some reason. Supposedly, the money was to be transferred from Chase Bank and I was dealing with the actual CEO of Chase Bank, who apparently doubles as a customer service rep in his spare time. For an educated American, Mr. Jamie Dimon has some horrible writing and grammar skills. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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From the Desk Of: Mr. Jamie Dimon Asset Management JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Email:mr.jamiedimon@rocketmail.com NOTIFICATION OF CREDIT OF FIRST QUARTER Very Urgent Attention: Spam Folder We have received a payment credit instruction to credit your account with your full contract funds which is the sum of $10.5million with your reserve account with our bank. This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your Nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) the method of payment is through online banking. Be informing that every arrangement regarding your payment through online banking has been made; note that you are to set up an online account with us.Note that as soon as the online account is been set up you will have to pay for the activation of the account before your fund will be move into the new online account. You will have to re-confirm your full information which will be use to set up the online account on your name here in the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Your Full Name: Your Complete: Country: U S A : Direct Telephone Number: Mobile Number: Present Occupation:chef: Are You A Property Owner? no: 
Asset Management JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Email:(mr.jamiedimon@rocketmail.com The first email I received from this idiot came into my Spam Box, in which I replied from (on accident). Every mail he sent me since then was addresses to Spam Folder, instead of my name. Also, his gay little email form he wanted me to fill out was already partially filled out by another possible victim. |
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Are you sure this is meant for the right person? Why is it addressed to Spamfolder?
Thomas |
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From the Desk Of: Mr. Jamie Dimon Asset Management JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Email:mr.jamiedimon@rocketmail.com NOTIFICATION OF CREDIT OF FIRST QUARTER Very Urgent Attention: Spam Folder We have received a payment credit instruction to credit your account with your full contract funds which is the sum of $10.5million with your reserve account with our bank. This is to notify you that your funds have been programmed for immediate release into your nominated account but we can not transfer this fund direct to your Nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with International Monetary Fund (IMF) the method of payment is through online banking. Be informing that every arrangement regarding your payment through online banking has been made; note that you are to set up an online account with us.Note that as soon as the online account is been set up you will have to pay for the activation of the account before your fund will be move into the new online account. You will have to re-confirm your full information which will be use to set up the online account on your name here in the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Your Full Name: Your Complete: Country: U S A : Direct Telephone Number: Mobile Number: Present Occupation:chef: Are You A Property Owner? no: Asset Management JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Email:(mr.jamiedimon@rocketmail.com |
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Hello;
I have a couple of questions – why do you keep addressing me as “Spam Folder”? The next question is on the information request on your email (copied below), you put “Present Occupation:Chef” and “Are You A Property Owner? No” – these questions were already filled in and they are wrong. I am not a chef and I am a property owner. What is this all about? Are you stupid? Please explain. Your Full Name: Your Complete: Country: U S A : Direct Telephone Number: Mobile Number: Present Occupation:chef: Are You A Property Owner? no: |
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From the Desk Of: Mr. Jamie Dimon Asset Management JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Email:mr.jamiedimon@rocketmail.com NOTIFICATION OF CREDIT OF FIRST QUARTER Very Urgent Attention: Spam Folder I receive your email and we are so sorry for the because it was a mistake that is why it so please you have to resend to us your full information so that we can open your new online account will also let you no what is going on, The only that you with you going to do is that you will pay for the activation of the account before your fund will be move into the new online and the money which you pay will also be into your account and as soon as the account open I will send to you the account information so that you can open it and have your fund, Get back to us with the information needed Your Full Name: Your Complete: Country: U S A : Direct Telephone Number: Mobile Number: Present Occupation: Are You A Property Owner? Asset Management JP Morgan Chase Bank New York. Email:(mr.jamiedimon@rocketmail.com |
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I still don’t understand why are you addressing me in your emails as “Spam Folder”? I have a name, you freaking moron. Can you read?
Here is my info; Your Full Name: Thomas Payne (not Spam Folder) Your Complete: My complete what? Country: USA Direct Telephone Number: 330-666-9269 Mobile Number: None Present Occupation: Yes Are You A Property Owner? Yes |
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Dear:Mr.Thomas Payne,
Based on my last e-mail conversation regarding the funds transfer into your Swiss account, you funds has been placed on hold until the completion of the verification. In other to secure the funds properly in our bank, an account has been opened on your name. However, the account is not yet activated until the activation of the account is been paid which is the sun of Three Thousand Five hundred dollars has been paid. Go https://chaseonline.chase.com/Logon.aspx and view your online account below is your online account information. Username: Thospayne Password: 8976654 As soon as the money for the activating is been received your fund will be into your new online account with us and also with the $3,500 that you will send. Get back to me soon so that i will give you the information you will use to send the money. Thank you for using JPMorgan Chase Bank. Mr. James Dimon Chairman Of The Board And Chief Executive Officer CEO. JP Morgan Chase Bank New York . |
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They gave me a URL to a fake website – Chase Bank’s web address is Chase.com, not Chaseonline.chase.com. The website was not bad, but most of the links didn’t work – of course this is because they only expect you to follow their instructions and use the fake login page. What I said below is a lie, the login worked – I typed in a made up name and password just so I could copy the error and give it to them like there was something wrong with their fake site.
When I enter that username and password into the chase website, it says unable to log on. (see below) What is the deal? Thomas The User ID or Password you entered is not correct. Please reenter your User ID and Password or click "Forgot your User ID and Password?" to verify your identity and regain access to your accounts. |
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Attn: Mr.Thomas Payne,
I wish to let you know that following the meeting heard yesterday by the United Nations Secretary General, Mr. Ban Ki-Moon and the Execitive Board of Director United Nations branches all over the World concerning your fund which has been transfered to Bank of America. However, I want you to know that you have to be extremely serious with your fund transaction now it is there in your country United States because your fund is no long in our bank vault. So you have to pay attention in any instruction given to you by the Bank of America if you really wish to have your fund from them as this is the only advice I can give to you now. You have to always make sure you call them and response to there emails make sure you furnish them with any information they may required from you that will help them in transferring your fund into your location bank account there in the state. Because right now your fund have been deposited with the Bank of America there in your country you should know that it will not cost you much for the final processing to enable them remit to your own local bank account there in the state. So I will advice you to follow them in good faith and honesty and believing that there is nothing God can not do for his children to achieve what belongs to them in this life. BELOW HERE ARE THERE CONTACT DETAILS: Contact Person: Dr. Bruce Morgan Executive Manager Bank of America Tel: 1 800 820 7932 Fax: 1 206 339 6571 E-mail: america.bankof@rocketmail.com I will advice you to have them contacted for further communication in regards of the final transfer of your fund to your bank account. As soon as you send email to them make sure you call them on phone for fast communication in regards of this matter, and ensure you comply with them with any of there instructions to you on how you are to receive your fund from there bank. I will them waiting to read from you concerning your correspondence with them. Thank you for your good understanding and co-operation and God bless you. Mr. James Dimon Chairman Of The Board And Chief Executive Officer CEO. JP Morgan Chase Bank New York |
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Dr. Bruce Morgan;
Hello – I am supposed to contact you about having my fund transferred to my account. I hope you speak and write English better than the last moron I talked to (James Dimon). His emails were extremely hard to understand and half of the things he said didn’t make any sense at all. I just hate when companies hire uneducated foreigners as customer service reps. If companies want to hire these degenerates, they should put them out of the public eye, like as a janitor or in the mailroom – not dealing with customers of my caliper. Anywho, let me know what I have to do to get this money transferred. Thanks, Thomas |
| This was the last I heard from these morons. I guess they didn’t like my derogatory comments about their CEO/Customer Service Rep. I just love it when these uneducated, West African gutter-scum try to pose as white, educated, professional Americans. It’s hilarious! Re-read all of his emails – do they sound like an educated, full-blooded American wrote them? Of course not – first of all, businesses do make references to God and Jesus in every correspondence. Second, the choice of phrases these idiots use is a dead giveaway! |
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