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Smoke Em’ Peace Pipe
| This short scambait in a chat room reinforces my question about why would a West African scammer try to pose as an American when they can’t speak English very well. I have been screwing with the idiots on www.dating72.com – I have chatted with a ton of scammers from my fake profile – truly hilarious!!! When filling out a profile, one of your choices to fill in is ethnicity, and the first one by default is Native American. Of course there is also Caucasian, which is the correct choice for the stolen fair-skinned white girl pic in their profile picture – they don’t know that “Native American” means Indian… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
This is the profile pic of my “Indian Friend”. |
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----- Our chat on Wed, 10/6/10 10:53 AM -----
jacky_nn2001 (9:51 AM): jacky_nn2001 (9:55 AM): jacky_nn2001 (9:56 AM): are you there Greg’s (9:56 AM): yes - what happened jacky_nn2001 (9:56 AM): am here Greg’s (9:56 AM): got logged off? jacky_nn2001 (9:58 AM): no lost connection Greg’s (9:59 AM): that’s what logged off means, genius... jacky_nn2001 (10:01 AM): yes jacky_nn2001 (10:01 AM): well am Jacky and you are Greg’s (10:01 AM): Greg - I received your message jacky_nn2001 (10:02 AM): yes jacky_nn2001 (10:02 AM): Well am from Pacifica and you Greg’s (10:02 AM): where’s that? I am from Ohio jacky_nn2001 (10:03 AM): Ohh okay is on California jacky_nn2001 (10:03 AM): well am Fashion designer jacky_nn2001 (10:03 AM): 31 single and never married jacky_nn2001 (10:04 AM): and you my dear one Greg’s (10:04 AM): oh, ok - nice Greg’s (10:04 AM): I am 41, I am an Accountant jacky_nn2001 (10:04 AM): Okay and are you married with kids Greg’s (10:05 AM): If I was, why would I be on the dating site, genius??? jacky_nn2001 (10:05 AM): Good same as me jacky_nn2001 (10:06 AM): Well tell me much about yourself Greg’s (10:06 AM): like what? jacky_nn2001 (10:07 AM): everything you do want to tell me Greg’s (10:07 AM): what nationality are you? jacky_nn2001 (10:08 AM): Native American jacky_nn2001 (10:08 AM): You Greg’s (10:08 AM): Indian? What tribe? (Do you mean American???) jacky_nn2001 (10:08 AM): Native jacky_nn2001 (10:09 AM): Well how long have you been on here looking for soul mate Greg’s (10:09 AM): Native American means Indian - so what tribe are you? LOL jacky_nn2001 (10:09 AM): Yes ' Greg’s (10:10 AM): ? You have no idea what I am talking about, do you? jacky_nn2001 (10:11 AM): yes i dont have cos i was born and raise in Germany and have been there for years jacky_nn2001 (10:11 AM): But my dad is an american so what is your tribe Greg’s (10:12 AM): lol - I guess you are not Native American then... jacky_nn2001 (10:13 AM): yes you can say that but since am in the state now i classified my slef as one Greg’s (10:14 AM): NATIVE AMERICAN MEANS INDIAN - you know, red skin, wears feathers, lives in teepees??? jacky_nn2001 (10:14 AM): yes Greg’s (10:15 AM): So you think you are an Indian because you live in the United States??? jacky_nn2001 (10:15 AM): YES that is what i do think of Greg’s (10:15 AM): Do you live in a teepee? Or a wigwam? jacky_nn2001 (10:16 AM): Teepee (Oh my freaking GOD!) Greg’s (10:17 AM): LOL - What tribe do you pretend you are from? Cherokee, Shawnee, Sioux, maybe??? jacky_nn2001 (10:18 AM): Hmm Sioux i will say jacky_nn2001 (10:18 AM): So what is your tribe too Greg’s (10:19 AM): I am not Native American - I never said that...I am a regular American jacky_nn2001 (10:21 AM): Ohh okay jacky_nn2001 (10:21 AM): so tell me have you ever talk with any girl on here or date anyone Greg’s (10:22 AM): never talked to an Indian before in my life - this is interesting... jacky_nn2001 (10:23 AM): But have talked with several girls right Greg’s (10:23 AM): yes, a few - but no Indians jacky_nn2001 (10:23 AM): And were are they from Greg’s (10:24 AM): the United States, mostly Greg’s (10:25 AM): do you live on a reservation? Greg’s (10:25 AM): smokem’ peace pipe? jacky_nn2001 (10:25 AM): no jacky_nn2001 (10:25 AM): do you smoke jacky_nn2001 (10:25 AM): take in alcohol jacky_nn2001 (10:27 AM): are you there Greg’s (10:27 AM): I'm here - no, don’t drink the firewater or smokem peace pipe...just some wine with dinner jacky_nn2001 (10:28 AM): Ohh i see so how long have you been on here Greg’s (10:29 AM): many many moons....lol - just kidding, only about three weeks jacky_nn2001 (10:30 AM): And still haven get your soul mate ? Greg’s (10:31 AM): no, not yet - you expect me to find my soul mate in 3 weeks? You must have spirit of the buffalo... Greg’s (10:31 AM): how about you? jacky_nn2001 (10:32 AM): Not yet for 2 weeks now Greg’s (10:33 AM): I am patient - no hurry - don’t want to end up like Custer at the Little Big Horn, right? jacky_nn2001 (10:34 AM): Good sense of humor ..never ever rush in love jacky_nn2001 (10:35 AM): and in any love Trust must be the key Greg’s (10:35 AM): yeah, I agree. Do you like living in a teepee? jacky_nn2001 (10:36 AM): Yes i do jacky_nn2001 (10:36 AM): why you ask Greg’s (10:36 AM): just wondering - I think that would be cool... Greg’s (10:37 AM): what do you do for a living? Make bead necklaces? Work in a casino? Sell tickets at low prices? Give stuff away and try to take it back? jacky_nn2001 (10:37 AM): yes i do like there jacky_nn2001 (10:38 AM): so what are you looking in a woman Greg’s (10:41 AM): How do I like my squaws? Well, let's see...I would normally say career- driven, intelligent, independent, and good- looking, but I will go with a good drum-player, someone who can skin a deer, and someone with good body to rear healthy papoose, uggg... Greg’s (10:43 AM): How... jacky_nn2001 (10:43 AM): good jacky_nn2001 (10:44 AM): Well i do like someone who is honest caring understanding and will never hurt me Greg’s (10:44 AM): what else you like in heap good brave? jacky_nn2001 (10:45 AM): Nothing ..what are you hobbies Greg’s (10:46 AM): tennis, golf, chess, etc - what about you? knitting blankets? Dancing to make it rain? jacky_nn2001 (10:47 AM): okay Greg’s (10:49 AM): How about you, uggg... Greg’s (10:50 AM): oops, there you go again - the reservation must not have good reception for internet Greg’s (10:53 AM): me heap angry with internet... |
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She logs off…Must not have heap good internet signal in the village…ugggg!
This is also a testament of the egos of these fools – they would rather look like a fool and continue the lie and make matters worse (and funnier), than to admit that they said something wrong. |
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