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| Common job scam – they send fake checks to you, you cash them and send the money to them via Western Union before it is discovered that they are fake. This idiot actually plays it another way too - trying to get access to a Line of Credit account also. Pretty sneaky… I get a lot of these, and get bored easily, so I just start playing with some of the words… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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We have a job opening for the position of Accounts receivable officer. Would you like to work from your home and get paid weekly? We are offering this position to all interested applicants. Please carefully read through.
ASIA FURNITURE CO. PTE LTD ("AFC") is a well established Manufacturing Firm, that delivers high quality precision furniture's products to some of the largest and best known companies in far back Asia, regions of the United States and some part of The world for a long time. You will find our high quality furniture's in the BEST products on the market today. About Our Company The Office Storage System Specialist. Established in 1967 AFC is a leading manufacturer of quality steel furniture for commercial and residential use. With over three decades expertise in this industry, AFC have earned the unswerving confidence of our customers both at home and abroad. Our Expertise AFC carries wide range of storage systems, which includes: * Mobile Filing System * Tambour Door Cabinet * Filing Cabinet * Hinged * Sliding Doors cupboard * Staff Lockers * Library shelving * Office Desk * Slotted angle steel rack and many more. Being the specialist in office storage system, AFC drives improvements in all phases of the operation, with the customer's complete satisfaction in mind. This has been the model measurement of success at AFC's 50-year tradition of superior craftsmanship and innovative design. Job Description Your primary task for now , as a representative of the company is to Co-ordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process. You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items they order for. We have decided to open this new contract -to- hire job position for solving this problem. Your First Primary task (Collection of Payments): 1. Receive payment from our Customers or Clients. 2. Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you. 3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be directed to send payment to (Payment is to be forwarded by Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram). Transfer Charges will be deducted from Our funds. Prospective Finance coordinators should forward their resume or info. below if interested: 1. Your Name: 2. Mailing Address: 3. City/State: 4. Zip Code or Postal code: 5. Phone Number(s): 6. Gender 7. Marital Status 8. Age: A swift acknowledgment of the receipt of this email will be appreciated. Thanks For Your Checking to Apply with US. Mrs. Nancy Noh Staffing and Recruiting Dept) ASIA FURNITURE CO. PTE LTD ("AFC") |
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Could you please tell me more about the open posthumous position with your company? How many hours a week is it? Do I get benefits? Do I need any specialized training? Can I pound my well-mammaried secretary? Please let me know, I am very interested and quite intrigued.
Thanks, Thomas |
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Attn Thomas Payne,
Thanks for your interest in working with our company. Your position is to stand as a representative in the country, you are to receive payment from clients/customers on behave of our company. In this position, you to be available online for 1 to 2 hours to read update from me and always be available on phone. There's no train for the position. Please fill this form below: Full Name: Address: City: State: Zipcode: Phone: Gender: Age:Marital Status: N. B Your are required to send a copy of your Driving License or a Passport. Mrs Noh |
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Here is my detergent info.
1. Full name............Thomas Payne 2. Country..............USA 3. Contact Address........1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256 4. Telephone Number.......330-666-9269 5. Country Of Residence ...........USA 6. Marital Status.................Single Please explain confusciously in detail how this is done. Thank you very much, Thomas |
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Hello Payne,
How are you doing today? am very happy to hear from you. We ship goods to our customers/clients in the country and they pay us through check and online payment which is unauthorized here in Singapore and this make us look forward to a trustworthy representative in the country that will help receive the funds and send them to us. I will be looking forward to hear from you soon. Mrs Noh |
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It sounds really confusing - why can't clitoristic clients just send checks to you? The post system is international, you know moron? Please explain this. So you want them to send checks to me and then me to you? Sounds like a waste of time to me. I don't understand your thinking – please explain this excruciatingly simple concept to me so that I can fully comprehend and inebriate this flatulent matter.
Thomas |
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Thank you for your question, Of course we can receive the check here but we cannot cash them here. This make us look forward to trustworthy representative that will collect the check on behave of the company, cash them and send to us as soon as he/she collects it.
For this the person will deduct 10% from the money and send the balance down to the company. This is why we requested a copy of your Passport or Driving License so the company can trust you for all reason. Mrs Noh |
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I'm sorry - I still don't understand this capricious and scrumpdiddlicious matter. If you have a bank account in the States that I would use to cash checks with, couldn't you just have someone deposit the money into that account and then wire it from the bank account? That sounds a little more intelligent don’t you think? I don’t mean to tell you your job, but it seems like someone has to.
Wouldn't this be easier? Thomas |
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We don't have a bank yet in the US, we recommend you use your bank to cash the check and forward the payment to us through western union or money gram.
Mrs. Noh |
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You are kidding right? You want me to use my perturbulent personal bank account for your business?
Thomas |
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Thanks for your recent mail. We donot have anyone in the US other than you that can help us collect the check from customers, and we recommend you cash the check with your bank and forward the funds to us via western union or money gram.
This is why we request your Passport or Driving License to make sure our money is safe with you. Mrs Noh |
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This has got to be the most absurd and rectal suggestion that I have ever heard! What legitimate and anal business uses an individual’s personal and flamboyant bank account to cash checks for business purposes? Is this a imbeaverous offer? How could I possibly penile implant myself in such a preponderosa position.
Thomas |
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Thanks for your recent mail. We don't have anyone in the US other than you that can help us collect the check from customers, and we recommend you cash the check with your bank,deduct 10% from the funds and the balance to us via western union or money gram.
This is why we request your Passport or Driving License to make sure our money is safe with you. Mrs Noh |
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Wouldn’t the obvious solution to this quarry be to set up a catcher bank account in the United States and leave all of the mucous behind? After all, how could I possibly know the vaginity of the checks? They could be fake! Then my own money would be at risk, don’t you see? Wild mild viscosity, I am perplexed to think out any other reasonable dissolutions or isotopes.
Thomas |
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Hello Thomas,
How are you doing todays?, am very happy to hear from you again. The checks you are to receive are not fake and if you think you can't accept check you may kindly provide us your Line of Credit so the funds can be deposited there. I will like you to ask more questions if necessary. Mrs Nancy Noh |
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How about if I just send you my Bank Account number and routing code – would that be ok? That sounds more humpable, don’t you agree?
Thomas |
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if you can give me your account details, i will be happy but pleased if you can provide your Line of Credit.
Mrs Noh |
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Why would you need a line of credit account? A bank account to deposit the funds would be good enough, wouldn’t it? You are starting to act a bit ambiguous.
Thomas |
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Hello Thomas,
How are you doing today? am very happy to hear from you. Well, the bank account is good enough. A check will be post to you soon and i will update you as soon as it as been posted. Mrs Noh |
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Great! I’m glad all of the excrement about lines of credit and my bank account has been flushed away. You are truly a emasculating figure! Makes me proud. How are taxes taken care of for the derivative income I will be receiving?
Thomas |
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The taxes will be deducted from the company's fund.
Mrs. Noh |
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Okay, just send me the forms for my ejaculation withholding and we can get started.
Thomas |
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Attn Thomas,
How are you doing thomas? I'm happy to read from you. The withholing form is not necessary, you will deduct 10% from every payment you receive from clients/customers in the country on behalf of our company and you will advice to send the balance down to the company as soon as you can. I will be looking forward to hear from you soon. Mrs Noh |
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The Ejaculation Withholding Form is for the taxes you are supposed to take out of my wages and pay to the IRS. I have to pay fiduciary, benevolent taxes on money I fixicate - it's the law.
Thomas |
| I was going to at least have this moron send me the check – thus wasting money on FedEx fees but I received no more responses after this – When I tried to email them back; their email was shut down. |
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