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Say Uncle

This was not one of my better baits, but was a little funny. What I was attempting to do was to have the kids send me a new Diplomat to work with when they “discovered “ that theirs was a fake, but we went round in circles about that, so I got some insults in and ended it. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!


Compliments of the day!

How are you doing? Just hope fine

I'm very sorry to have contacted you in this manner.

I and my younger sister write to seek for your assistance; we got your contact from a noble gentleman that came to our refugee camp who cameto give a seminar about AIDS whom we confronted that we are looking a God-fearing person that is when your data was given to us.

First and foremost i want to introduce myself to you. My name is Prince Albert Asimenu and my younger sister Princess Portia Asimenu from Liberian, my consignment contains $20 million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot specify.

The consignments are presently in Off - shore , in the STATES.

The consignment got to STATES through the help of a U.N diplomat Mr. Godfred Owusu. The fact is that Mr. Godfred Owusu is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called DR WILLIAM DAVIES in The STATES .The week Mr. Godfred Owusu was suppose to deliver the consignment to

him, when he got to The STATES after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call WILLIAM DAVIES to tell him the description to is house for the delivery, but his wife answered the call and told Mr. Godfred Owusu that her husband DR WILLIAM DAVIES hard a fatal car accident which lead to his death some few hours later.

DR WILLIAM DAVIES has already paid the demurrages from the security company, he paid for Bullion van that took the consignment to the airport and

he paid for custom check report he also assisted us in getting the DRUG / ANTI TERRIORIST CERTIFICATE, which is so expensive that he spent 20

thousand dollars to acquire it, but unfortunately he died in a car accident, that is why Mr. Godfred Owusu has to deposit the consignment with a warehouse over there in The STATES and called us to informed us about what is happening. Mr. Godfred Owusu has asked us to look for a new beneficiaryto act on our behalf and receive the consignment from him. That is why we have contacted you.

Please, contact Mr. Godfred Owusu on time and get back to us through mail. We will be very grateful if u do assist us , and will be ever willing to act in accordance to your wishes and negotiations to benefit from this. I am willing to show myself on the web camera for you to know us well.

I await your urgent response.

Thanks and God bless you.

Prince Albert Asimenu and my younger sister Princess Portia Asimenu

Email: abportia@gmail.com


Was this email meant for me? How did you get my email address and contact information.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Dear Uncle,

I am very glad to receive your email and how you can help us to contact the diplomat. I and Portia are very much happy hearing that you will help us; we really do want you to know that we appreciate your kindness that you are showing to us.

Contact the Diplomat via email and call him, for him to deliver the consignment to you, every said Document backing the consignment to be deliver to you are with him, and there is no problem of we coming to start a new life with you over there. Please ask diplomat to bring consignment to you.

Please Uncle, you are to send email to him, that he is handling your children consignment package and that you are our God loving father, and that you have keep good contact with us, and we have instructed that she make the delivery to you as you want to get Portia to the Hospital for her medical treatment, she has broken hand. Okay. He is to bring consignment to you.

The diplomat is in the USA now with consignment. please write him and call him please.

Below is the contact address of the Diplomat:

Name: Mr Godfred Owusu
E-Mail: ogodfred84@yahoo.com
Tell : 00233 274 780 270 (Diplomatic Roaming Number).

Please Uncle do contact Him and Get back to us with update, my sister is very ill she need better treatment oversea.Write to him that you are our God father and that he is handling your Two truck boxes belonging to your children, so she should send it to you at once, that Portia need better treatment over sea.

I hope to hear from you soon Uncle.You are a honest and God loving person.We want to continue school and start a new life with you,please help us now please.

Your children

Prince Albert Asimenu and Princess Portia Asimenu


Did you read my email? I asked you who gave you my contact information. I am not your Uncle.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


HELLO

WE GOT YOUR ADDRESS FROM ONE REVEREND MINISTER WHO CAME HERE FOR A MINISTERING .

THANK YOU


I asked his name and how does he know me?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


hello Uncle,

we do not remember his name.

Are you willing to help us?

If yes , then contact the Diplomat and receive the consignment on our behalf and make arrange for to come to you okay.

your children


What do you want me to do? Why do you keep calling me Uncle?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services


KINDLY CONTACT THE DIPLOMAT AND RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT FROM HIM.

Below is the contact address of the Diplomat:

Name: Mr Godfred Owusu

E-Mail: ogodfred@ymail.com

Tell : 00233 274 780 270 (Diplomatic Roaming Number).

thank you


Hi, I am supposed to contact you for some reason that I am not sure of.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


ATTN:?

Please you have to introduce yourself to me o.k. I have read the email from you. Yes i am Mr. Godfred Owusu a GHANAIAN DIPLOMAT of the (UN DIPLOMATIC MISSION).Is true i have consignment here that belongs to the said family.

I do wish to inform you that i am still in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA and the Consignment Package are with me at the international Ware House for safe Keeping. Off SKY HARBOR INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, PHOENIX ARIZONA.

Well I do want you to send to me:

1. Your International Passport / Driver License ID. So that i do not have to make any Mistake making the delivery to a wrong person
2. Your Close international Airport close to you
3.Current Address
4. your direct working telephone I can reach you on

Again, as soon as I receive all your Information, I will immediately Let you Know what Next to be Done, then i will meet with you and deliver the Consignment to you without Taking any Delivery Fee, For i have been Paid. All I do want Now from you is your Honesty and Trust, Co-operation to get this done, and for you to fellow my Instruction for us to be able to meet on Time.

I do await to receive all your information,

Best Regards
MR GODFRED OWUSU
Roaming Service Number(+233 274 780 270 )

Notice he seems to know exactly what this is all about even though I really didn’t say anything. I guess it’s possible if this was real that the kids could have given him my name and address and filled him in, but it the letters it doesn’t sounds like it.


I am Sales Director for my company and I am on the road a lot. It may be easier for me to just come to Arizona and handle this in person, because I cannot guarantee when I will be home to receive you and the consignment.

Here is my information;
Calvin R. Hobbs
811 Brittain Road
Akron, Ohio 44302
(330) 669-xxxx

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


ATTENTION Calvin Hobbs

I AM VERY HAPPY WITH YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE AND GREAT CO-OPERATION. WE BUILD UNDERSTANDING AND I CAN BE WITH YOU IN NOW TIME. THERE ARE PROCEDURES INVOLVE HERE THAT I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT DUE DILIGENCE IS THE TRADE MARK HERE.

I CALLED YOUR PHONE SEVERAL TIMES BUT CAN NOT GET THROUGH.

FIRST WE WILL HAVE TO GET THE NAMES AND ADDRESS ON THE DOCUMENTS COVERING THE CONSIGNMENT, CHANGED TO YOUR NAME, BY THE HIGH COURT OF GHANA. THEN THEY SEEK GET AFFIDAVIT TO SEEK SUBSEQUENT POWER OF ATTORNEY TO EFFECT THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FROM THE LATE DR WILLIAM DAVIES TO YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS. THIS WILL MAKE THE CONSIGNMENT YOURS LEGALLY BY LAW.

THIS PRE SUPPOSES THAT YOU COMING OVER TO PHOENIX WOULD NOT BE OF ANY GOOD USE.

PLEASE THIS NEED TO BE DONE . CHANGING EVERYTHING TO YOUR NAME, THEN YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE PROCESS. AND GET THIS DONE THROUGH THE HIGH COURT OF GHANA, BY CONTACTING THE CHILDREN, PRINCESS PORTIA AND PRINCE ALBERT. THEY WILL HAVE TO SEE AN ATTORNEY IN THE HIGH COURT IN GHANA TO HELP THEM GET THIS DONE.

THE MOMENT THIS IS DONE I WILL FLIGHT STRAIGHT TO YOU TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IN YOUR ADDRESS IN OHIO.

I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

BEST RAGRDS

GODFRED OWUSU


I will be on the road for the entire week going over my Sales Territory with a few of my colleagues. Trying to reach me at home by phone is not possible. I will be in Texas over the weekend, so it might be easier if we meet in Arizona and go over what we need to do.

Let me know.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


ATTENTION CALVIN,

YOUR EMAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD. I WOULD BE VERY GLAD TO MEET YOU UP IN TEXAS TO DELIVER THIS TO YOUR PERSONALLY.

HOWEVER I MUST STATE CLEARLY HERE THAT THERE ARE DUE LEGAL PROCESS HERE THAT WE NEED TO FOLLOW.

1.FIRST YOU MUST SEND ME A COPY OF YOUR ID, THAT IS DRIVERS L INCENSE OR PASSPORT.

2. SECONDLY THERE IS THE NEED TO ACQUIRE AN AFFIDAVIT BY THE CHILDREN AT THE HIGH COURT OF GHANA WITH THE AID OF AN ATTORNEY , WHICH WILL ENABLE THEM CHANGE ALL DOCUMENTS COVERING THE CONSIGNMENT INTO YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS.

THE MOMENT THIS IS DONE, YOU WILL BE LEGALLY KNOWN AS THE OWNER OF THE CONSIGNMENT.

3. SECONDLY.. THERE IS AN EXTRA FEE TO BE PAID AS THE STORAGE FEE FROM THE SAFE HOUSE WHERE I KEPT THE BOXES. I SAY EXTRA BECAUSE I DEPOSITED SOME CASH WITH THEM WHEN I FIRST SAFE THE BOXES WITH THEM BUT NOW THERE IS EXTRA FEE TO BE SETTLE ONE THAT.AS I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT AS SOON AS THAT IS TAKEN CARE OF THEN THERE WILL BE NO OBSTACLE AGAIN. UNTIL THE EXTRA FEES IS PAID THE WARE HOUSE WILL NOT RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO ME.

NOTE ; UNTIL THE ABOVE IS DONE , I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU. PLEASE BARE IN MIND THE ABOVE. EI. 2 & 3 WILL COST YOU SOME MONEY.

THESE ARE LEGAL AND LAID DOWN PROCEDURE I CAN NOT ALTER. THE MOMENT THESE THINGS ARE DONE APPROPRIATELY I WILL BE IN GOOD POSITION TO DELIVER TO YOU WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SWIFTLY

REGARDS

GODFRED OWUSU


Are you in Arizona now?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Yes I am in Arizona


If you are in Arizona, then why are your emails coming from Africa?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Well, this email address was created for me by my head office back in Accra, Ghana years Back.

I only have access to it as a diplomat to communicate with, in other to make the delivery to you,

We have to move forward and act quickly so as to avoid delay, in making this delivery.

Have you made arrangements on how to raise funds enable us pay the attorney and court to get the affidavit? And also to pay the storage fees?

awaits you reply


No, that’s not how it works. You are sending these emails from West Africa – Ghana, to be precise. Why are you lying to me?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Atten....

My emails go through the head office in West africa, Accra before getting to you.

well I am waiting on your to carry on with the delivery.

Do you want me to make the delivery, kindly let me know. Thank you

Godfred Owusu


You are a freaking liar. What is your game here? I want to know what the hell is going on.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


what do you say so ?

what is the problem ?

Godfred Owusu


My problem is that you are a fucking liar. You tell me that you are in Arizona, but you are sending me emails that are coming from Ghana. My email program automatically traces the source of all incoming emails so I knew where you really are.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


I do not know why you are calling me a lair.

I am not an IT expert. As i told you before. My emails go through the head office in Ghana more so the internet modem I am using on my laptop was a roamed one from Ghana.

As I said we have to move on and make delivery. Have you contacted the children to meet with the attorney at the High court in Ghana?

Keep me posted


Well, if you could read, you would see that I am in the Computer Business and I am an Expert, so I know that you are a total, filthy, liar. What you describe is not possible. You are not in Arizona like you said which makes you a fucking liar. Are you trying to steal these children’s money? Is that your game? I will not let you take this money from these poor, incompetent children. I plan on contacting the FBI, Interpol, the U.N., NAMBLA, and the NCAA to have you arrested and tried for your crimes, you buffoon. Taking money from lazy, illiterate, trusting, gullible children? How dare you? You should be ashamed.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Back to the kids…

The Diplomat never answered me again, even after a few more derogatory emails. I was trying to get me a new Diplomat that I could abuse...


We have a serious problem here. Not only is the Diplomat a complete and utter moron, I also suspect he is a thief.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Hello? Did you hear what I said? The Diplomat is a freaking liar and is planning on stealing your money. Answer me boy.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


How come you haven’t replied? The Diplomat is a liar. How well do you know him?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


hello uncle,
we happy to hear from you.

we ope you are fine.

what has the diplomat done...?

he is a very good man

please tell us what it is.

Princess Portia and Albert


The diplomat is lying to me. He said he was in Arizona, but he isn’t – he is in West Africa. I think the he is either a thief or someone hacked his email account. How many times do I have to tell you that I am not your Uncle? Are you dense? How well do you know this fool?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


hello uncle,

we know him through our late father who left the consignment behind for us.

But was under the care of the security company the diplomat work for.

we are told he the one of the best the security company can rely on..

He has been honest and communicating with us ever since he left for the states and mate the untimely death of Dr. William Davis, our formal beneficiary and God father.

Kindly contact the diplomat to receive the consignment for us.

Thank you


I contacted the Diplomat, you moron and I am telling you that he is a liar and possibly a thief. Get your willy out of your sister and pay attention.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


Hello uncle,

Why uncle is there any problem? Did he ly to you?

what is it?

He is in the united states, phoenix Arizona.

We are here in Ghana and Have not seen him.

All we know is that he is a nice noble man, he has been cool with us and has kept in contact with us all this while.

Please let us know what the problem is and also do your best to contact him and receive the consignment.

Thank you


I will try this one more time, seeing that your intelligence is extremely sub-average. I know for a fact that the Diplomat is lying to me. He tells me that he is in Arizona, but he isn’t, he is in Ghana. Which means he is a liar. Now, why he is lying about that I don’t know – I am assuming that he is trying to steal your money.

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


ooohh Uncle ,

there is no way he can steal our money. everything is in safe hands.

Please help us receive the consignment.

Thank you


Since you are a fool, and you don’t understand common sense, I am through with this transaction. You are either a thief as well or the dumbest person on Earth, or both. I think the latter. Do not contact me again. I have told you I am not your Uncle and for that I am thankful because it seems that you come from an inferior gene pool. Were your mommy and daddy also brother and sister?

Calvin Hobbs
Sales Director
White Haven Computer Services
http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com


These morons couldn’t even appease me by giving me a new Diplomat…what a bunch of fuckheads (lol).


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