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| This is another next of kin scam where they don’t tell you the client’s last name until they learn yours and then give them the same last name as your own – this adds credibility to scam. I like to fuck with these idiots by replying to the scam from an email account that doesn’t reveal my last name, and then trying to get them to cough up their client’s name. Normally, the scammer would at some point just say, it doesn’t matter if you have the same last name or not, then tell me the dead man’s name and try to continue. This moron was obviously green and didn’t know how to proceed without knowing my last name. I used my thomas.s@xxxxxxxx.com email account for this scambait. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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This Is For Your Attention:
We wish to notify you again for the last time that you have been listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of $10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased name withheld for security purpose. Our contact to you is based on the legal fact that you bear the same Last name identity with the deceased therefore we can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. All legal papers will be processed on your acceptance of this deal. We request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money. Please get back to me so we can get this deal started and concluded immediately. Yours faithfully, Barr. John R. Alade J. R Alade and Associates Location: Lome Togo |
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How does someone from Lomé, Togo have the same last name as me? Are you sure that is correct? What is your client’s last name?
Thanks, Thomas |
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Thomas
Could you please reconfirm your full data? This would enable me confirm if you’re the real beneficiary before I give you further directive on how we can actualize this great opportunity. Reply as quickly as possible. Barr. John R. Alade. |
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You didn’t read my email or just totally ignored it. What is your client’s last name? Plus, your emails are confusing – are you saying that I am the beneficiary, or you contacted to pose as the beneficiary because of my last name?
Thomas |
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Thomas
So I can confirm you are the beneficiary to my deceased client I need you to tell me your surmane so we can cross check our data base. This would enable me confirm if you’re the real beneficiary before I give you further directive on how we can actualize this great opportunity. Reply as quickly as possible. Barr. John R. Alade. |
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So I am the beneficiary? How does this degenerate even know me? I am not in the habit of rubbing elbows with members of the lower castes. That was mighty white of him to leave me this substantial sum of money. By the way, what’s his last name again?
Thomas |
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Thomas
You have to tell me your full name data before I can tell you my client name for security reason. Reply as quickly as possible. Barr. John R. Alade. |
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Could you at least give me a hint? What does your client’s name end with? That would not be breaking your air tight security procedures, though you are conducting business from a free email account.
Thomas |
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Thomas
This is no joking matter and if you will not conply with my request I see no choice but to reject you from your inheritance. If you are not intrested then donot email me again. Reply as quickly as possible. Barr. John R. Alade. |
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I am not joking – I have my own security reasons for doing as I do. I do not give out personal details about myself until I have verified that everything is the truth. I am not asking you for detailed, personal, and confidential data about your “client”; just tell me what letter his last name ends with. That’s all, sport. Just one letter…C’mon, you can do it.
Thomas |
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Thomas
You are unserious in this and you claim will be denied by the high court without me help. I wil do this without your help because you cannot follow my directives. Do not contact me again unless you can follow direction proper. Barr. John R. Alade. |
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You are not following my directives – you can’t even give me one freaking letter? All I asked is what his last name ended with and you could not tell me that? I would have done everything that you requested if you just gave me that one little letter…
Thomas |
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You are not wise and do not contact this humble office again or we shall bring charges on you.
Barr. John R. Alade. |
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I am doing this for my own safety. An unscrupulous fellow, not you of course, could just learn my last name and give their fictitious client the same last name, thereby giving the appearance that that is how they contacted me and that I am the real heir. But you wouldn’t do that, would you? Oh no, not at your humble office that uses free email to conduct business. I am still game if you want to continue – all you have to do is tell me what letter your “client’s name” ends with.
Thomas |
| That was it from our “barrister”. I still try to get him back though…Or at least a response. |
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What I know about 419 Scammers...
1) Their spelling and command of the English language is terrible. 2) They always want you to use Western Union or Moneygram - no respectable bank or business uses this except for idiot scammers. 3) They are always stupid, smelly, monkeys from that cesspool of a continent Africa, like you are. 4) They pose as lawyers, bankers, and even Directors with the United Nations or FBI. 5) They quote God and religion alot, even know they are going to Hell. 6) They claim to be getting back at the "white man" for injustices done to them, but the truth is that they will steal from anyone of any race, religion, creed, and color, like you would. 7) They often have sex with goats, monkeys, and their own parents, like you do. 8) They are the lowest form of life on the planet and have the intelligence of a 5-year old retarded child, like you do. 9) They strongly resemble gorillas but they smell even worse, like you do. 10) They are all rooted in evil - everything bad in this world comes from Africa - AIDS, crime, killer bees, war, disease, poverty, hunger, stupidity - all from Africa. True, we in the USA have our share of these problems too, but they all come from the monkeys that our forefathers unfortunately brought to this great nation |
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Do you like begging the white man for money?
I am sorry you are poor and stupid. Your life must be horrible. I pity you. |
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