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Omah, Oh My!
| This bait was short, but sweet. I started it and then realized I had too many going at the same time so I was just going to give this one the kiss-off. The reason I include this one is because he doesn’t want me to get the last word in (it is currently still going – 2/21/09 was the last email). This is the standard “I have a check for you” scam, where they are trying to hook you from a past scam or if your dishonest (accepting payment when you have no idea what it is about). Notice in the scam that Omah is a lowly secretary to Mrs. Armstrong, but yet he holds a doctorate. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
| Good Day ,I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred to a Swiss Account with the cooperation of a new partner from London who is an international business man.Presently I'm in London for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.Now contact my secretary, his contact is:Name: Dr.Omah Gabriel .Email: omahgab@yahoo.fr Ask him to send you the total $1.300.000.00 (One Million Three Hundred ThousandUS Dollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. Iappreciated your efforts at that time very much.So feel free and get in touched with my secretary Dr.Omah Gabriel and instruct him where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which me and my new partner are having at hand.Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Dr.OMAH GABRIEL and he will send the amount to you without any delay.With best regards,Ms Angellina Amstrong. |
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Remind me what this is all about, because I must confess, I do not remember you.
Thomas |
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Dear Thomas,
This is to confirm the receipt of your mail. for your information i am only a secretary to my boss Mrs Amstrong.. Actually, i was instructed by my boss to send to you a cashier check worth of uSD1.3M to you.
I shall proceed to the Dhl office to enquire what it will cost to deliver your cashier check to you. Meanwhile,send to me your residence or office address where i will send the draft to, and also your direct telephone number so that immediately i send the draft i will call you and give you the air way bill number number to enable you to track it upon its arrival. Awaiting to hear from you soonest. Kind regards, Dr. Omah Gabriel. |
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So oburu naisi adighgimma then you contact Ms Amstrong she will explain to you better. (What the hell? Does he think I speak jigaboo or Unga-Bunga?) |
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I just wanted to get rid of him – had too many baits going on at the same time. What I know about 419 Scammers... 1) Their spelling and command of the English language is terrible, like yours. 2) They always want you to use Western Union or Moneygram - no respectable bank or business uses this except for you. 3) They are always stupid, smelly, savages from that cesspool of a continent Africa, like you are. 4) They pose as lawyers, bankers, and even Directors with the United Nations, like you. 5) They quote God and religion a lot, even know they are going to Hell, like you are. 6) They claim to be getting back at the "white man" for injustices done to them, but the truth is that they will steal from anyone of any race, religion, creed, and color, like you would. 7) They often have sex with goats, monkeys, and their own parents, like you do. 8) They are the lowest form of life on the planet and have the intelligence of a 5-year old retarded child, like you do. 9) They strongly resemble gorillas but they smell even worse, like you do. 10) They are rooted in evil - everything bad in this world comes from Africa - AIDS, crime, war, disease, poverty, hunger, savages - all from Africa. True, we in the USA have our share of these problems too, but they all come from the savages that our forefathers unfortunately brought to this great nation. |
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BECAUSE YOUR A BIG FULL THAT DOESN.T LIKE BUSINESS.BUSINESS IS RICK WEATHER YOU GAIN OR YOU LOOSE.
(umm, ok? Whatever that means.) |
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What I know about 419 Scammers... 1) Their spelling and command of the English language is terrible, like yours. 2) They always want you to use Western Union or Moneygram - no respectable bank or business uses this except for you. 3) They are always stupid, smelly, savages from that cesspool of a continent Africa, like you are. 4) They pose as lawyers, bankers, and even Directors with the United Nations, like you. 5) They quote God and religion a lot, even know they are going to Hell, like you are. 6) They claim to be getting back at the "white man" for injustices done to them, but the truth is that they will steal from anyone of any race, religion, creed, and color, like you would. 7) They often have sex with goats, monkeys, and their own parents, like you do. 8) They are the lowest form of life on the planet and have the intelligence of a 5-year old retarded child, like you do. 9) They strongly resemble gorillas but they smell even worse, like you do. 10) They are rooted in evil - everything bad in this world comes from Africa - AIDS, crime, war, disease, poverty, hunger, savages - all from Africa. True, we in the USA have our share of these problems too, but they all come from the savages that our forefathers unfortunately brought to this great nation. Yes, I sent it again... |
| But your nation president today is an African man were are you when he became president of your nation AFRICA made you what you are today things in our country we dont caculate before eating like as you are right from the begining of the creature Thomas is an unbeliver and payne is the hacofiaster of the sickness remain poor because you dont like good things bye. MY FATHER IS AN AMBASADOR. ME PROFETIONAL 419 FROM EAST OF N. SO MR T.PAYNE YOUR REAL POOR MAN.BYE . BUT just understand that your the POOREST MAN FROM AMERICA IS YOU. |
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Internet thieves are so funny! Lecturing me about politics and things you obviously know nothing about. Your father is an Ambassador? (notice the correct spelling) If that is really true, which I highly doubt, you must be a huge disappointment to him. He must cry whenever he thinks of his own son as a low, pathetic, grubby, smelly thief. Yep, your parents probably won’t even admit they have a child like you, embarrassing as you are. And if you knew anything, you would know that the poorest, most vile, despicable, creatures that live in America are your rotten brethren that we unfortunately brought to this country as slaves. If there were no blacks or Mexicans in America, it would be a paradise. I am so sorry you are a vile, disgusting savage from a piss-poor, disease-ridden continent like Africa. I really pity you. Life, for you, must be unbearable. Thomas |
| T Payne your allways conected as i. so we have much time soon i will be in America i will like to know whom you are personally i mean face to face so you will beter give me you resident address that we may know each order for the way you speak i love so much i love that. you can send me one of your picture. |
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I am always connected? What do you mean by that? If you mean to the internet, then yes I am, I am sitting at my computer on my
desk at work, unlike you who has to pay for time at a dirty, smelly internet café because your whole freaking nation is too poor
and stupid to work and own their own computers. Why would I ever want to meet you? I would spit on you if I met you and so would
your beloved Barack Obama. And don’t kid yourself – U.S. Customs and Immigration would never let a low-life, stupid, ignorant
piece-of-shit like you into the country. So you just go back to eating dirt, having sex with goats, and disappointing your parents
as well as dishonoring a whole race of people. It’s what you do best. I will give you my picture though. Thomas 
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The saga continues – this moron keeps emailing me and now wants to be my friend! Wow, my very own pet 419 scammer. I wonder if he is house trained. What am I talking about; I would never let this degenerate into my house…
You said i Richard paid time at computer sitting place. well, your well said but let me tall you somthing when you don't know somebody is when you called him hiiii, but if your really knows him you will call his name.i,m so sorry that i taking with nobody like you.i don't think weather your a real Americano and for America this will be my second time to America please money is not my problem i started making money in age of 16 and father has money really i,m stoborn that the why my father hate me and i don't care because my life is my life i don't save any man my father has meny houseses many things but i dont look my father's things i have my own house my wife with 2 kids 3 car and company were producing drinking juice so any thing i,m doing now is just as game that i love to play.i,m coming to AMERICA to enjoy my self if i like i will be in London i have all my pepers YOU who never live your room to go enywhere will talk to me your people are here in Africa. PLEASE if your really Americanian i will like to make you friend. the past is past. INSULT ME AS WELL AS YOU WANT I LOVE THAT BYE my nick name DONCANRICHY FROM EAST OF .N. CUBAN RICHARD. |
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So, you want to be my friend? Are you too pathetic, stupid, and smelly to find friends in your own shitty country? I’m glad you admit that your father hates you – I’ll let you in on another secret – the whole world freaking hates you too. Like anyone really believes that you own a “drinking juice” company – you might work at one as a janitor, maybe. That I would believe. But everything else you say is complete bullshit – you know it, I know it, and your two half-goat children know it.
It’s interesting to see that you think of 419 scams as a game. So, you think stealing from innocent people is a game? And yet you wonder why the whole world hates you? Do you wonder why you live in that cesspool of a country, and will continue to live there until our blessings are honored and you lie there in your grave? I heard that it is almost impossible to tell a dead African scammer from a live one – you both smell, are disgusting to look at, and covered with flies – I guess the only difference is you are typing at a computer at a cybercafé. I am glad you love being insulted, because truthfully, I love insulting you. Thomas (your best buddy) |
| YOU MUST SMELL GUANTANAMO FOR YOUR HOLLIDAY AXSUL DARFARD MAN LIKE YOU GO TO HELL . |
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Hey, what happened to our friendship? I thought you liked insults? I am willing to be friends, you pathetic piece of trash – how about you?
Thomas |
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If you want be my friend stop insulting me else if i ever come to your country and see you with my ayes hey consider your self dead man.For God selk talk to me on what i can do with my money the day i will come to your country. but what is your occupetion what do you do in life Do you have your own enterprise Do people walked for you or you walked for somebody?so that i may know how i will do to helped you out i, m rich and i don't play with brutard things to make money. I don't know you but i belive and belive that i,m greater and more greather than you by now .send to me your picture that i may know you or you put enternet calm. I LOVE YOU jobless man.
Prince Cuban richy. |
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Are you threatening to kill me? Wow, it’s a good thing that you don’t have enough money for a bus pass to the unemployment office, let alone a trip to America. And now you think God talks to you? Does God tell you he approves of stealing money from hard working, honest people. You are pathetic, “friend”. Yeah, you say you are rich but you try scamming me out of a couple hundred bucks? What is the annual average salary in your country? $400.00? $500.00? A year? You have to be the dumbest person I have ever talked to. Your whole way of life is built on lying to people and I’m supposed to believe that you’re rich and you want to help me for some reason? Don’t you remember – you are a lowly secretary to your boss, Miss Armstrong. The only thing I do believe that you told me was that your father hates you and you have two half-goat children.
Please don’t tell me that you love me – if you like polishing the knob and getting rammed from behind, that’s your business, but I like women. Thomas (your best buddy in the whole world) I thought you loved my insults? |
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You really disappoint me Omah. I have looked forward to reading one of your nonsensical, idiotic, poorly-typed emails every morning, and I get to work today and there is no email from you. I was very sad. I can only assume that either you did not have enough money for 15 minutes at the filthy, rotten, disgusting internet café so you could write to me, or that maybe one of your ugly, goat-children came down with a sickness. Remember this about children – they need food and water every day – even stupid, ugly, goat-children like yours.
I guess there would be a couple more possibilities of why you didn’t write me this morning – maybe you did the world a favor and cut your own throat. The world would truly be better off without you. If this is not the case, but you have thought about it – may I suggest that you cut the throats of your parents first – because they had such stupid, ignorant children. And while we’re on the subject, go ahead and slit the throats of your goat-children too – that way they don’t grow up to be pathetic wastes like you. Anyways, when you can come up with enough money to get on the computer for 15 minutes, write me back. Your friend, Thomas |
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Basterd idiot like you that don't have job doing and you talking about work which work do you do unemployer like you see how donkey dog monkey even pig and so on having sex with your sisters even your mother before she got late. can you tell me how your mother died or you think that i don't know .all the evil things that exist in this word come from you gun bumb misile all the wipon in the eath please go and have your lunch at that public toillet on that your area you who don't eat good food are tolking to me and calling my children goat i don't blamed you because your sperm can not give a child. shameless impotent man.
basterd idiot OMAH And he is back! |
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There you are! I am so happy that you are back! Couldn’t you afford 15 minutes at the cybercafé? Give me your address, and I’ll send you a few dollars so you can feed your nappy, little goat-children and still have some change left over to browse the internet for a little bit. I am confused though – you said you liked my insults, but now you seem a little hostile – am I getting too close to the truth? We’ve already established that you whole family hates you and you have goat-children – what else did I get right? It’s about the way you smell, right? Or is it about how stupid and lazy you are? All of the above?
Anywho, I would love to chat more, but I have work to do. You heard of work, right? It’s where you earn money instead of stealing it. I know that’s hard for you to understand, but it’s how the whole world operates except for your cesspool of a continent called Africa. Love, Your friend, Thomas Remember – Cut your parents and children’s throat first, before you cut your own. |
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Hey Goat-boy;
Where are you? I miss your witty, although illegible, retorts. What happened to us being friends? Friends are supposed to treat friends this way – of course, I’m sure you would trade any of your friends lives for two nickels or two minutes with your mother. I liked your comments about the bombs, missiles, and guns – yes, I wish the world didn’t need them, but unfortunately when you have countries like those in Africa - you have to put them down. The funny thing is we don’t actually have to use them on you and your filthy continent; we just sell them to you and you use them on each other! Killing two birds with one stone! Isn’t life grand? I told you, if you need a couple of bucks to feed your nasty goat-children, or to spend some time with your Ass-Pirate buddies at the cybercafé, then let me know, I’ll see what I can do. If your goat-children get hungry again, just let them graze in a field – for God’s sake, let them out of the closet. Even deformed, demented sub-human beings deserve a little kindness. Talk to you later, buddy. Thomas I think it is truly over now – I haven’t heard from him in four days (sniff, sniff). Time to send him the link to the website and all of our conversations… |
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