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After I traced this email and saw it was from Nigeria I just felt like doing some insulting to see how long he would take it. It turns out, pretty long… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
I am Mankinze Smith, a loan lender we give out all kinds of loans(short and long term loans) to honest individual and corporate organization who are seriously in need of it with low interest rate of 3%, such as personal loans,corporate loans, business loans e.t.c,so if you are interest in getting a loan from us kindly contact us :via Email: mankinzeloan01@hotmail.com for more information
Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
Where are you located and do you offer Business Lines of Credit?
Greg Wilson Cost Accounting White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
Good day, How are you doing today hope all is well with you? I got your email the content of your mail was noted and understood with me.I am Located here in Roma Italy yes i offer Business Lines of Credit this we only cost you some fee the Registration only all you need to,you are go fill out the information stated above and sent back to us immediately to facilitate the transaction. Personal Information. Your Full Name:...................... Home Address:..................... Purpose Of Loan:...................... Date Of Birth:........ Gender:......................... Country:....................... City:........................... Nationality:...................... State/Province:................ Occupation:........................ Working Address:..................... Zip/postal code:................... Tel Phone Number:................ Amount Needed As The Loan:.................. Monthly Income:..................... Duration:...................... Next Of Kin:................... Name:................... Address:.................. Date Of Birth:......... Tel Phone Number:................... Relationship:............... Upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly For More Urgent Information Get back to us immediately. Email: mankinzeloan01@hotmail.com Yours Sincerely, Regards, Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
Why is your email coming from Lagos, Nigeria?
Greg Wilson Cost Accounting White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
Good Day,
How are you doing today hope fine? I got your email the content of your mail was well understood and noted with us?Yes the email you received from us was send to you from Nigeria? Our branch office in Nigeria i want you to know that they are the one who is having hand on your transfer fund your mail has been forwarded to them nay email you will been receiving from us will be coming from Nigeria. You have to be very free with us all that you are about to do with us you we not be let down on this is a promise. Do fill out the loan application form and get back with us immediately for more information to be sent to you thanks for your understanding.I wait to hear from you soon. Yours Sincerely, Regards, Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
No thanks – I will not do business with any filthy Nigerians. They are all beggars and thieves and complete and utter morons.
Greg Wilson Cost Accounting White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
I have received you email and content is dulty noted. How I must agree wit you but that will not stop us from issuing loan to you that you urgently need.
Do fill out the loan application form and get back with us immediately for more information to be sent to you thanks for your understanding.I wait to hear from you soon. Yours Sincerely, Regards, Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
First I want you to promise me that no filthy, rotten stupid, goat-fucking Nigerians will be in any way associated with this loan. I need you word and promise as a gentleman.
Greg Wilson |
Yes you have a promise that no nigerian will contact with this loan procedures. This Is our brach office and we are hired full with no nigerian
Yours Sincerely, Regards, Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
Okay, that is great! It is nice talking to a nice, well-spoken, articulate English gentleman such as yourself. I just can’t bear to talk or do business with any of those sub-human primates. If you ask me, it’s nothing that a few well-aimed nuclear ICBM’s couldn’t fix – make the world a better place…Anywho, I digress – about this loan. Can you send me the Loan Application? Here is my mailing address;
WHITE HAVEN COMPUTER SERVICES ATTN: Greg Wilson 2112 South High Street Akron, Ohio 44308 (330) 867-5309 |
Good day,
Fill out this loan application and we will swiftly get back to you
Personal Information. Your Full Name:...................... Home Address:..................... Purpose Of Loan:...................... Date Of Birth:........ Gender:......................... Country:....................... City:........................... Nationality:...................... State/Province:................ Occupation:........................ Working Address:..................... Zip/postal code:................... Tel Phone Number:................ Amount Needed As The Loan:.................. Monthly Income:..................... Duration:...................... Next Of Kin:................... Name:................... Address:.................. Date Of Birth:......... Tel Phone Number:................... Relationship:............... Upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly Yours Sincerely, Regards, Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
I asked you to mail me the actual Loan Application, not send me a bunch of random fields in an email. Are you sure you are not one of those filthy stupid Nigerians?
Greg Wilson |
We are not here to play games if you want this loan which is 100% guranteed then you must fill out the aplication and send it back so you loan can be processed urgently
Yours Sincerely, Regards, Mr.Mankinze Smith. |
Okay, I accept that you are not here to play games – I just wanted to make sure no stupid africans were going to be involved here. How can you stand working in that filthy country, surrounded by all of the smelly, foolish people? I would be afraid to walk outside with all of those criminals running around. It’s kind of curious how your company set up a branch office I one of the poorest and dumbest countries on earth to dispense their loans from. Weird, huh?
Anywho, I will look over this loan form and get back to you. Greg |
He never responded back and when I sent him the filled out form the email came back undelivered – his email address was shut down. This one was a trooper though – how many times could I insult his country and he just took it? He was waiting to get some money from before he had his laugh, I bet…
Oh, well…next! |
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