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Life Sperm

In this scam, the scammer tries to pose as a Russian woman – this is due to the notoriety of West African scams. I have seen this many times where they pose as an Asian (Chinese, Japanese, etc.), but just now I am starting to see them pose as Russian. This may be a bad move as well, because Russians are getting a bad reputation for Romance Scams so it may wave some red flags for some potential victims. To quote GI Joe, knowing is half the battle, right? The title of this scambait is derived from a typo or misused or misunderstood word in this idiot’s first letter – after that I wouldn’t leave it alone. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!

From: []
Sent: Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:29 PM
Subject: Re: DIVINE MISSION!!!

Greetings In the name of God Almighty,

First of all, I seek your indulgence to solicit for your assistance concerning the content of my e-mail, although I am not comfortable discussing it through this manner, due to lots of unsolicited mails on the internet presently, but I have no other medium to do so right now since the situation of my health is deteriorating.

INTRODUCTION: I am Mrs. Dobrina Garvanska by age 63 years-old; I am married to late Dr. Alexander Garvanska of blessed memory a citizen of Slovak Republic. Who was a reputable business magnet-(Oil Explorer) in United Kingdom for many years before He died of Heart Attack in the year 2007. We were married for Thirty-Five years with a child and our only son died in died in a ghastly motor accident last year 2008. I have been battling with both lung cancer and stroke.

My late husband deposited the sum of (£2.800.000.00) Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling with a Bank here in United Kingdom and my name as beneficiary of the funds. After his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.

According to the doctor, my medical report quotes a very short life sperm due to my health status presently. Maybe I may still have another 1-3 months to live, that I do not know but God can say. That is just my faith as a deteriorating cancer patient. But I pray to God to heal me so that I will be alive and see this work done as my late husband instructed me.

Knowing my health condition I decided to donate the above mentioned funds to an individual Muslim/Christian or any faith, so that He/She will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein, I want an individual that will use this fund for the less privilege ones like; orphanages, widows, also help our old ones who is unable to cater for their needs. The Bible/Qur'an made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because our only son who is suppose to inherit this money and properties is also late and my husband relatives has possesses some of my late husband properties and left me almost nothing. I don't want my late husband's relatives to know about this development, I know if I ask them to use these funds for less privilege ones they will use it for their own vested/personal interest. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in such manner, this is why I am taking this decision, I know we have not meet before but I want you to consider this mission as DIVINE MISSION!!!

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going; I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus "14 VS 14" says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I want you and your family to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd, my happiness is that I lived a worthy life and whoever that wants to serve the God must serve him in spirit and truth.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you more details regarding this great mission.

Remain blessed.

Yours Sister,

Mrs. Dobrina Garvanska

I am so sorry that your life sperm is very short – I wish you had a full load right in front of you. You sound like a truly special and gifted individual. Do you swallow? What exactly do you want me to do for you? I must admit, being able to spurt my life sperm for you has me a bit excited – I just hope nothing happens prematurely.

Thomas Payne

Dear Thomas Payne.

Greetings in the name of the Almighty God,

I am very grateful to you for your kind hearted reply, and my most thanks to Almighty God who is greater.

As we have not met before either physically or through correspondence, I know this may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true, However I don't want it to be a disturb to you on how I got your email, but the only thing I want to let you know that the work of Almighty God goes with spirit and truth. I pray that Almighty God will give you the Wisdom to understand the truth, because the truth shall set you free.

First of all, I want you to understand that this fund was deposited by my late husband not me. Normally I am suppose to apply personally as the next-of-kin on behalf of my late husband but due to my present health situation I can't handle this matter myself.

For us to proceed, first of all, my lawyer is going to secure an AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM from the British High Court, the AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM will place you as our next-of-kin/new beneficiary on behalf of I and my late husband.

For the purpose of trust, I send some photographs, that may be a good information for you about my person and funeral service of my late son Jr. who died in a ghastly motor accident last year. I will send to you my personal identification and death certificate of my late husband in my next e-mail.

If you are ready to comply and follow the instructions I will be giving to you to enable the bank transfer this funds to you as the new beneficiary. Kindly let me know and I will inform you our next step and your exact role in this mission. Please bear with me for all this, because I don't want to see this mission abandoned half-way.

These are the areas I want you use this funds orphanages, widows, also help our old ones who is unable to cater for their needs. Please if you have any area of your choice, you wish to better the life of the less privileged once don't fail to discuss with me and God will bless you as you do so.

May the Almighty God be with you and guide you in your service to his Kingdom. I pray He will give you the wisdom to complete this great mission.

I will wait for your reply,

What exactly do you want me to do with all this money? Do you want me to give it to charity? I don’t understand why you couldn’t do this. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to give away money; even a sperm-guzzler could do it. I would like to help but I am not really sure what to do or what your intentions are. The only thing I know for sure is that you like sperm. A lot.



Dearest Brother Thomas,

God is Great. God is Great. God is Great. The Praise is for God.

The Praise is for God. We praise Him, we seek His help, we seek His guidance and we seek His forgiveness. Before I contacting you on this mission, I prayed and fasted asking God to direct me to the right person, may I inform you it was not only your contact I saw when contacting you to handle this Matter. So, it is the will of God.

My doctor said, Treatment for lung cancer can involve surgical removal of tumor, chemotherapy, or radiation therapy, Surgical removal of the tumor is generally performed for limited-stage (stage I or sometimes stage II) the doctor also told me that removal tumors does not always result in a cure, since the tumors may already have spread and can recur at a later time.

He also said, I have less than 25% chance to survive the operation, and In case of death, I don't have any child that will inherit these funds. So, it became very important hand over this project to you before signing my surgical operation.

It is His will that made it possible for me to contact you personally on this mission, I will like you to handle this great mission personally. Let God's will be done. Amen, Walk in honesty, integrity and obedience to the Lord. God is the rewarder of all that you do, so be careful to do all as unto Him and not as unto men. Seek ye the truth and the truth shall set you free.

He LORD said, 'I will cause all my goodness to pass in front of you, and I will proclaim my name, the LORD, in your presence. I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. To God belongs everything so seek ye first the kingdom of God and all things shall be added unto you and in this there shall never be sorrow or regret.

Like I told you in my previous message that my lawyer will Swear an Affidavit of Claim at the British High Court, with the Affidavit of Claim, you are the rightful beneficiary of these funds on behalf I and my late husband.

I need below information's to enable the lawyer proceed;

(1) Your full name
(2) Your full address
(3) Your telephone number
(4) Your International Passport or National Identity Card

As soon as I have the above information's, my lawyer will Swear an Affidavit of Claim with your name legitimately at the British High Court as the new beneficiary. I will send to you a copy of the Affidavit of Claim, also forward to you the contact information of the Bank were the funds was deposited by my late husband here in United Kingdom to enable you contact the bank immediately and finalize the transfer of these funds to your account.

My dear, all need from you is prayers, I know is Jesus is the author and finisher of our faith–Hebrews 12:2. He is the giver of rest–Matthew 11:28. He is the great physician–Jeremiah 8:22. For we are convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future nor any powers, neither height nor depth nor anything else in all creation will EVER be able to separate us from the love of Christ! (Romans 8)

We pray to God to protect us and our families, keep us on the right path and guide us to live in peace and give the message of peace to the world. May God guide the humanity to establish peace and justice on this earth. May God bless all its people with truth, honesty, sincerity and goodness. Amen.

Attached document is my Identification and Death Certificate of my late husband.

God’s Peace.

Yours Sister,

Madam Dobrina Garvanska

When you allow the Holy Spirit to guide you, you can be set free from doubt and forever know your salvation is sealed with the Lord. (Ephesians l:l2-l3)...Let us all pray that the Father of Glory will give to us a spirit of wisdom and of revelation, so we are prepared for the soon Return of our Lord Jesus Christ. (Ephesians l:l7 ..."Prayers: that the God of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of Glory, may give unto you the spirit of wisdom and revelation in the knowledge of Him.

Dobrina Death Certificate

Here is my information;

Thomas Payne
1422 Lake Road
Medina, Ohio 44256

That was an interesting Death Certificate…I wasn’t aware that anywhere on Earth that they issue a Death Certificate without the Cause of Death on it. I thought that was the whole purpose of a Death Certificate – little did I know. Weird, huh? Drinking sperm must have you a little loopy…


Dearest Brother in the Lord,

Greetings in the name of the Almighty God,

“Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because your labour in the Lord is not in vain” 1 Corinthians 15:58.

I was delighted to receive your kind mail, it's my pleasure to inform you that I have received your information but you didn't not send your identification. It has Refresh and Gladden my Spirit. I find hope, faith, and happiness in an uncertain world.

I thank Almighty God for providing someone like you for this great mission, I pray to Almighty God to grant you all your heart desire and bless your soul. I pray also as you ask farvour from people they will assist you. Like I told you in my previous mail, my doctor have said that he is not sure if I will survive the operation.

Why I took this decision to donate this fund to the less previlage once and Orphanages because I don't have any child that will inherit the fund, concerning the funds transfer to you as new beneficiary, I am assuring you that everything will done legally by my lawyer to avoid any future problems.

I have a suggestion and your ideas needed now, I think it will better if can build an organization/foundation in the name of my late husband in your country or any country of your choice, where about 5-10 people can be working. This will help the name of my late husaband remain alive and not die.

I really thank you for your time and kind assistance towards the conclusion of this mission. May God reward you and keep you firm in the faith. My health condition can't allow me to write more, I pray God will grant you the Grace and wisdom to conclude this great mission on behalf of me and my late husband.

Kindly send your any type of your identification as I requested to enable our family lawyer proceed with the Affidavit of Claim on your name. As soon as the Affidavit of Claim is done, I will send a scan copy to you, because the original copy of the Affidavit of Claim be forwarded to the bank and also give you the contact information of the bank to enable you manage the transaction with the bank as the new benficiary for immediate transfer these funds to your account.

I also extend my warm greetings, together with my sincere gratitude, to all your families and love once, I will surely visit you, if I survive my operation.

I am waiting for your identification,
Remain Blessed.
Yours sister,
Mrs. Dobrina Garvanska

Where are you right now?


I traced the IP Address – yep, West Africa – Cote d’ Ivoire.

Dearest Brother in the Lord.

I am in United Kingdom london if you are willing in this transaction to help support the kingdom of God kindlly forward me the information needed from you i wait to hear from you.

Remain Blessed.

Yours sister,

Mrs. Dobrina Garvanska

Here is my ID. Could you please stop with all of the God-talk? I am not religious and it is very annoying to me.

You are in England?


Dearest Brother Thomas,
Thanks for your ID now i want you to send your bank account details to enable forward them to the bank here so they can start work on the transfer.I wait your account information.
Remain Blessed.

Yours sister,

Mrs. Dobrina Garvanska

FirstMerit Bank
727 N Main St
Akron, OH 44310
(330) 761-0120

Account# - 4304568292
Routing# - 041311555
Account Name – Thomas S. Payne

Dearest Brother Thomas,

Greetings to you in the Name of Our Risen Lord!

First and foremost, we would like to thank the Lord for His Grace and Mercy that has kept our us together as Sister to Brother to able us archive great mission.

'Great is the Lord Almighty'. It is a humbling experience as we all felt God's Almighty hands reach out to us in our hour of need. We have been strengthened by his word in Psalms 37:5 "Give yourself to the Lord, trust in Him and He will help you ".

Exodus 15:11 says, 'Who among the gods is like you, O LORD? Who is like you - majestic in holiness, awesome in glory, working wonders?' No one can accomplish what God can. He is above and beyond our comprehension.

I want you to understand why I decided to hand over this matter to you before I sign my operation, because I don't know what will be the out come of my operation and if anything happens to me that means this funds will be with the bank with no body to claim it. I know, it is not an easy task but I know God is your strength and will help you to archive the Divine Mission.

My lawyer have submited Affidavit of Claim here is the contact information of BARCLAYS BANK LONDON. to enable you contact the bank as the new beneficiary of these funds. The original copy of the Affidavit of Claim has been forwarded to BARCLAYS BANK LONDON for thier satisfactory references to your claim as new beneficiary to the funds deposited by my late husband Dr. Alexander Garvanska.

Tel/Fax :0044702406469

Please contact Director of foriegn operations (Mr. Anthony Lucas) through e-mail and call him to notify him for immediate attention.

I am waiting for your ugent update as soon as you contact the bank, it will enable me go into discuss with my doctor and his team concerning my operation date.

I want inform you that my present health condition is very critical at the hospital. But The Lord says” Whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.

Lastly, after my last night prayer, It is my humble opinion that you have 2% of the total sum as compensation, it will also to help you to keep appropriate record and any miscellaneous expenses.

Remain blessed in the Lord,

Yours Sister,

Madam Dobrina Garvanska

Well, I never contacted the bank but they contacted me two days later. Right out of the starting gate they try to hit me up with some fees. Unfortunately, I must have deleted the letter and my reply to the bank (Barclays), but the gist was that they asked for the fees, and I told them to ask the sperm-guzzler, Dobrina, that this was her transaction, and that she has millions of dollars…

The bank contacted me – they want you to pay the fee for something or other. Let me know when you get this done.


Thomas Payne

Dearest Brother Thomas,

First of all, i want to inform you that all I have told you concerning this Divine Mission is nothing but the truth and is only God that will bear me witness.

I want to use this opportunity to ressure you that everything is going to work out fine as soon as you are able to sellte the required fees the bank's lawyer asked.
Please send them the money to enable us archive this great mission.

Did the bank tell you how you are going to send it to them? now all i want to hear from you is that you have send the money to the bank as am warried to sing my operation i will like to see that you have received the fund into your account before going for my surgeons operation.

Confirm the amount and get back to me after sending the money i really appreciate your effort.

May God bless you as you assist towards the betterment of the poor.


Yours Sister,

Mrs Dobrina Garvanska

Did you pay the fees yet? Let me know when you get this done.


Dearest Brother Thomas,

Am happy to read from you, as I told you earlier in my message concerning my operation, its imminent and the surgeons are waiting me to sign, I have already paid for the operation and the medication that will follow after the operation. I don’ have any cash right now with me, but I have only one option because God’s way is not our way, He do things His own way that is why He is the Supreme Being. He always provide for His children.

I have a wrist watch; this watch is a gift from my late husband when he was alive. My decision now is to sale it, you should not worry God is in control, I believe that I can realise up $100 dollar from it, so, you have to assist me in this critical time, what ever it will cost you to raise part of the money needed to conclude this transaction. I will really appreciate and God will bless you.

I will update you tomorrow about everything, also inform me urgently how much you can raise to enable us pay the lawyer to conclude the funds transfer on your behalf.

The hospital gave me next week dead line for the operation, everything about raising the money have to be fast and next because I will not want any more delay.

Please, always remember me in your prayer; it is really a hard moment in my life as I will not like anything to hinder this mission.

Yours sister,


So, you have millions of dollars but you are begging me for money like a common street waif? Really?


Dearest Brother Thomas,
Try to understand me this fund was deposited by my late husband i cannot take money from there or withdraw any money if you are not will to help kindlly send a latter to the bank by telling them you are not long intereded this this transaction to enable the bank cancel your name.
Am not begging you to send me money i only want us to conculd the transaction before my operation.If not that i have already paid for the operation and the medication that will follow after the operation i should have not ask you for money.
what am after is to make sure the fund get into your account and you will confirm to me that you have received the fund in your account so please confirm if you are still interested or not God bless you as i wait to hear from you.
Yours Sister,

Madam Dobrina Garvanska

She either took offense to my last remark about begging or “she” gives up easily on scams.

Are you in Russia?


Time to catch the sperm-drinking whore in some lies…

Dearest Brother Thomas,
Am not in Russia i stay in london so if you ready kindlly do what i ask you.
Yours Sister,

Madam Dobrina Garvanska

I just wanted to know why your emails are coming from Africa when you say you are in England.


Dearest Brother Thomas,
Am staying in london not Cote D’Ivoire maybe is the server they are use were am replying you but that one is never the problem why asking this kind of question? All i want to know is if you are not interested in this transaction kindlly do what i ask you by wirting a letter to the bank and tell them to cancle your name from the transaction.
Because i wanted this fund to be transfered before 5 days time from now so i can sing my operation but the way you are talking is not good for my hearing am not foceing you or beg you if it is your will to help you can help reply back for me to know your mind.
Yours Sister,

Madam Dobrina Garvanska

Funny, I said Africa in the previous email, not Cote d’ Ivoire. It’s pretty cool how she “guesses” that’s where I meant.

I guess you were lying to me?


Dearest Brother Thomas,
I have told if you are willing to support this transaction kindly letter of withdraw to cancel your name because if we did not conculd the transaction this forget it and not be asking question do that ok.
Yours Sister,

Madam Dobrina Garvanska

Explain why you lied to me and said you are in England when you are really in Cote D’Ivoire.


I am trying to keep this going with her admitting that she is in Africa, but I think she has given up. She has not responded back and it’s been about 3 days, so we will call this one finished. I will still send a few more emails to her to revive it, but I don’t see that happening…All that sperm must have made her mind turn to mush.

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