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| This was one persistent loan scammer. He didn't let things like facts, or me telling him that I knew he was a scammer or that I would never ever send him money get in the way of his begging and pleading. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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Are you in search of a loan or you are having financial stress and you have been denied by your bank,kindly contact Mike Loan Investment to day for more information email:mikeloaninvestment@live.com
Sir.Mr.Mike Ken (CEO CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER) MIKE LOAN INVESTMENT.... |
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Do you offer Business Lines of Credit?
Thomas |
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Good Day, How are you doing hope all is well with you. Your email was well received the content in there was noted and understood with us.Yes we do.You have to get back with us as soon as possible so that we can send you the Loan Application to fill. Await your email as soon as possible. Mr.Mike Ken. |
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Yes, I received you email. Where are you located please.
Thomas |
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Compliment of the day, Did you received my email ?we need flee back form you so that the loan Application. Await your email as soon as possible, Regards, Mr.Mike Ken. |
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I am interested in procuring a $120,000.00 Business Line of Credit for my company. Could you please give me the associated underwriting fees, effective interest rate, and any charges for the unused balance. I will need the Business Credit Line to be revolving. Please send me whatever documentation or paperwork you may have.
Thank you, Thomas Payne |
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Compliment of the Day, How are you doing today hope fine?Your email was well received with us and the content of your mail was well noted and understood.You will have to fill out the information stated below and send back to us immediately, so that we can move to the next level of the transaction. APPLICANT'S DETAILS: * Name Of Applicant: ............ * Address Of Applicant: ........... * City: ............... * State:............... * Country:................ * Gender:............. * Marital Status:............ * Age:................. * Income Rate:............. * Tel:/ Mobile: ............. * Mobile:............. * Amount Requested:......... $ * Loan Duration:........... Upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly. Email: mikeloaninvestment@live.com For More Urgent Information Get back to us immediately. Yours Sincerely, Mr.Mike Ken. Managing Director(C.E.O). |
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Hello;
I asked some simple questions that I would like an answer to. I am not applying for a loan until I get all of my questions answered. Please read my last email. Thanks, Thomas |
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Good Day, I got your email i have ready and get understood with what your email is all about i am so very sorry for the email i send to you.On this that you are talking about i will be able to help you on this, but this have to do with some Doucment that both of us will have to sign.There are going to be some charges that you will be ask to come up with and i will also like to know more about you. I will get back with you wih the information that you will have to fill out note the charges this is going to cost you transfer and the Register fees, and this will be besid on 8% monthly if your are okay with this do get back with us as soon as possible we can move to the next level. Refards, Upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly. Email: mikeloaninvestment@live.com For More Urgent Information Get back to us immediately. Yours Sincerely, Mr.Mike Ken. Managing Director(C.E.O). |
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Explain what this email means. I cannot understand any of it. Are you English? Do you know anything about banking, loans, or finance? It’s almost like you don’t understand English. Please explain yourself.
Thomas |
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Compliment of the day? How are you doing, hope all is well with you if so thanks be on to God.First i am very much sorry for keeping you waiting.I have been in the transfer Bank for the past few days from now for transferring of fund to my client i do get back to the office late hours i am very sorry okay I got your email and the content of your mail was well noted and understood with us.What did you not understand in my email? I told you that i will be able to help you out you will have to pay for the cost of transfer we also have to register it before i will able to transfer the fund to you and there are going to be some document that both of us have to sign. So if you are OK with this do get back with us as soon as possible, we shall move to the next level of the transaction upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly. Email: mikeloaninvestment@live.com For More Urgent Information Get back to us immediately. Yours Sincerely, Mr.Mike Ken. Managing Director(C.E.O) |
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What happened to you? I am still waiting on your response.
Thomas (I didn’t receive any correspondence for two weeks after my last email where I asked if he knew anything about loans. I think he contemplated giving up, or he stalled so I would forget about the questions…either way, game on again!) |
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Good day, How are you doing today hope all is well with you over there?I understand what you are saying i told you that we will be able to give you the amount, the sum of $120,000.00 for your Business Line of Credit Company. What you have to do now you are to fill out the information stated above and send back to us immediately to enable us effective tell you the interest rate,and the charges. fine below the information you have to fill out? APPLICANT'S DETAILS: * Name Of Applicant: ............ * Address Of Applicant: ........... * City: ............... * State:............... * Country:................ * Gender:............. * Marital Status:............ * Age:................. * Income Rate:............. * Tel:/ Mobile: ............. * Mobile:............. * Amount Requested:......... $ * Loan Duration:........... Upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly. Email: mikeloaninvestment@live.com For More Urgent Information Get back to us immediately. Yours Sincerely, Mr.Mike Ken. Managing Director(C.E.O). |
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Never mind – you obviously have no clue what you are talking about. I will look for another loan lender.
Thomas |
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In regards to your email? I told you the reason why i was unable to get back with you on time?
I answered your questions, it will be possible, we are willing to give you the fund all the Document needed will be sent to you that you will have to sign okay. Well i don't think that this can stop you from not getting the fund from us, contenting another Lender is not the best you have to give us time to work this out at the end both of us can be Happy okay.For not replying to your email i promise you such is not going to happen again okay. So all you just need to do now you are to fill out the information and send back to us immediately so that we can move to the next level of the transaction.As soon as your email is receive with us, we shall keep you posted. Upon your response we shall swing into action swiftly. Email: mikeloaninvestment@live.com For More Urgent Information Get back to us immediately. Yours Sincerely, Mr.Mike Ken. Managing Director(C.E.O). |
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You didn't answer any of my questions and I didn't hear from you for two weeks, so I am going with another lender.
Thank you. Thomas |
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Well if you say so there is know problem at all, any time you still want it form us you are very free to contact us.
Regards. |
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No thank you – you did not answer my questions and the email you sent me did not make one bit of sense, and that’s when I didn’t hear from you for a while. I would rather go with another lender.
Thanks anyways, Thomas |
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Please what are questions again to need answer
regards |
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Thanks, but no thanks. Work on your customer service skills. Good bye.
Thomas |
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Please you need this loan and we can work it out you need to fill out loan form to start transferring you loan to you urgently.
Mr.Mike Ken |
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I see that you are Nigerian, right?
Thomas |
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Compliment of the Day, How reyou doing today i hope all is well with you over there if so thanks be on to God.Yes i am from Nigeria?any time you are ready do get back with us as soon as poosible. Regards, Mr.Mike Ken. |
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So you are an internet scammer? A beggar? A diseased infested, retarded savage?
Thomas |
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Good day, I got your email the content of your mail was noted and understood with us.What do you mean by this,you call this firm (Internet Scammer) What did you take me for so you think i am after your money look let me put this to you understanding you have NO money to give to me okay. I have noting to do with your money so now i see the reason why you don't want to fill out the information that was giving to you.I want you to know that all Lender can not been doing the same thing as you think i am here to help those that are really in need of it and those that also have the believe on God that will him all thing are possible. I want you to be very free with us here is where you are going to get this fund i promise you this.You can fill out the information and send back to us by the ending of the week we are about to enter you can get the fund from us this is a promise take my world and see what is going to comes out. Regards, Mr.Mike Ken |
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Who says that I have no money? If you remember correctly, I was inquiring about a Business Line of Credit for my company. You don’t seem to know what that is as indicated by your nonsensical response to my questions. What is your web address? Can you send me a brochure or prospectus from your firm so I can verify your existence. And let me guess – all payments have to be made by Western Union right?
Thank you, Thomas |
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Compliment of the day, How are you doing today hope all is well with you? Your email was well received and the content of your mail was noted and understand with us .The reason why we advice our client to make payment through Western Union or Money Gram is to make the transfer gets faster so that we can as well get thing up in other to enable the money get transferred to he/she immediately okay. Await your email as soon as possible, Regards, Mr.Mike Ken. |
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How stupid are you? I know you are an internet scammer. I knew you would request payment by Western Union before you even told me so. I know you are a begging fool who is too lazy and stupid to get a real job. I know that you have sex with goats because black women are so freaking ugly. Keep begging, fool – lol. |
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Well i have noting to tell you may God forgive you of what you just said to me.
This sound to me as if some one has scan you trying to get this fund form them and you did not received any fund. I want you to understand that all lender can be doing the same thing okay.Only what i need from you this time i want you to give me time to work at this for you to know if i am after your money or not. I can assure of this, if there is any payment that you will be ask to come up with i can give you the go head to pay just 2% out of the fee as soon as the fund get transferred to you before you will be ask to pay the balance fee, if it happen that you made the payment and you do not receive the fund note your money will be transferred back to you immediately or you can tell the world about this Company this is all i have to say for now. Regards, Mr.Mike ken. |
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LOL – no I have never been scammed by anyone, but I can recognize a scam when I see one. Scammers are way too stupid to scam me. You are living proof of that. You have no website, you use free email for “business”, you don’t know anything about loans or finance – all you want are your silly fees up front.
You are a fool and a thief. I feel sorry for you. |
| I told you that we are working on it?Let me know if you are really in need of this fund or not so that i will know what to do nxet okay and stop all this . |
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You are a stupid internet scammer.
Fuck off fool. All Nigerians are poor, begging, thieves. |
| This make me to understand that you are a very Big fool go away you fool you think that you can just come in here and go away with our money you goat fuck you.I am begging you for money, did you have money? who told you that Nigerians are poor where you are from you that think your Country has ever thing you GOAT FUCK YOU |
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Do you like begging white people for money?
Are you too stupid or too lazy to get a real job? All Nigerians are poor worthless animals – the average income a year for a Nigerian is $1418.00 – I looked that up so I know it’s correct. I make more than that a week, you stupid beggar. Do you know why we made you slaves? It was the only way to get you to do some work… |
| So you make more then $1418.00 per week thank you for that i am Happy for you since you have the money them why can you give to those that did not have any? |
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I do give money to charity – I donate $50.00 from every paycheck to the United Way to help unfortunate people who don’t lie and steal and beg from people.
Thomas |
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That is very good of you God is going to bless you .Please let us talk of some good that will help both of us okay i believe that we can be best of friend by then you will have to know me better can you send me your contact Number ?and tell where you are located? look i want you to understand that i am not trying to take your money out of you have that in back of your mind we can work to other i am not after your money try and understand me and flee free with me tell me more about your self and where you are located.
Regards Mr.Mike ken |
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You are trying to take my money with your fake loan company. You are not a “loan officer” - that is blatantly obvious. You are lying so you can steal money. You want me to be friends with a thief?
Thomas |
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I got your email, the content of your mail was well understood with me.I can steal your money form you i have noting to do with your money, the reason why i say that we can be best of friends i just flee like and i like you and your doings we can talk on phone if you allow that.
Option of correction this is a real loan office and it works okay,Asking you to be my friend we can do so may thing that can give us money i can come to your Country and invest through you.You can also come to my Country and invest but before this can happen between both of us we need to trust our self you have to be very free with me okay.Where are you located? Regards Mr.Mike ken |
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Are you really that stupid that you would try to convince me that you are real? LOL – real loan companies don’t use LIVE.COM for email, real companies have websites, and real companies and real loan officers know why you cannot charge 3% interest when the Treasury Rate is higher than that. You give out loans below the Treasury Rate? LOL – that’s how I know you are fake.
Thomas |
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I am not trying to convince you? Using 3% as my interest rate i don't think is bed the reason why is that i am really willing to help those that are really in need of it.What is bed about using live.com what of if i go and personalize my email address and at the end noting come out what you flee please i don't think you have any to tell me of this Company we are well know and registered company okay it has been for long we know why can you just give me time to really workout this for you then if noting comes out of it by then you can say what ever you which to i don't see any reason of your stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid i told you that we are work no our websites as soon as is ready i will send it for you.So please if you are really ready give me time and see for your self okay.
Regards. Mr.Mike Ken. |
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You are an idiot – yes I know you are a scam and I know that you don’t understand why you cannot offer loans lower than the Treasury Rate, but I know that you know nothing about loans, banking, or finance.
Loan interest cannot be lower than the Treasury Rate – anyone who says different is a scam. Thomas |
| Why can you just try me and see what is going to come out of this |
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Oh my god you are so stupid. I tell you that I know you are a scammer and you still want to continue? You don't understand why Loan Interest cannot be lower than the Treasury Rate, do you?
You are a fool. Thomas |
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Why are you talk like this? i am only doing this to help what did you NO about scammer? i am not after your money i really want to proof you wrong that i am not what you think you can give me a truer my applying for a lower Amount just try i am here to proof you wrong by them you will stop your stupid stupid stupid stupid .
Regards, Mr.Mike ken. |
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LOL – you are such a fool. I will never give you money, you stupid black beggar. Do you understand this?
Thomas |
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What I know about 419 Scammers...
1) Their spelling and command of the English language is terrible, like yours. 2) They always want you to use Western Union or Moneygram - no respectable bank or business uses this except for you. 3) They are always stupid, smelly, savages from that cesspool of a continent Africa, like you are. 4) They pose as lawyers, bankers, and even Directors with the United Nations, like you. 5) They quote God and religion alot, even know they are going to Hell, like you are. 6) They claim to be getting back at the "white man" for injustices done to them, but the truth is that they will steal from anyone of any race, religion, creed, and color, like you would. 7) They often have sex with goats, monkeys, and their own parents, like you do. 8) They are the lowest form of life on the planet and have the intelligence of a 5-year old retarded child, like you do. 9) They strongly resemble gorillas but they smell even worse, like you do. 10) They are rooted in evil - everything bad in this world comes from Africa - AIDS, crime, war, disease, poverty, hunger, niggers - all from Africa. True, we in the USA have our share of these problems too, but they all come from the savages that our forefathers unfortunately brought to this great nation. |
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Good day,
How are you doing today hope all is well with you over there if so thanks be on to God? I got your email, the content of your mail was well understood with me and noted.First i want you to understand that the reason why we always advise our client to use(Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram). Is the faster ways of receiving money transfer that is to say, to enable the transferring of the found get to the person on time not that the Company dose not have account on that but the reason why we done like give account is that it take some day's before the money get into the account, but if we are transferring the found to you will we ask the transfer Bank to use fast transfer the transfer it take just 24 working hours of the day before the get's into your account immediately. As soon as the transfer is been made we will immediately sent you confirmation email so that you can go and confirm with your Bank over there Mr.Thomas i am here to let you know that here is a relay company not scan it works not really what you think i am not after your money or to take your money away from you and go away with it if i do my God and your God we not forgive me hope you know that well it has now come to my understanding, it has been a very long time from now that you have be saying something like this i believe this is the time for me to proof you wrong of what you are saying and what you think in your mind. However there are going to be a fee that you are be ask to come up with which is the cost of transfer only NO any other fee we be needed from you not on till you receive the loan found transferred from us NOTED that if you should send any fee to us and you did not receive your loan transfer found from us have it in mind that your fee will be send back to you immediately okay. I will like to inform you that amount that you will be ask to come up with i we want you to send half of the amount but not in full as soon as you received the loan transfer with you over there you will immediately send the balance fee i can do this for you i really want to proof you wrong of all this you have been saying all the time ( I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY) I which i can just transfer the found to you first before sending any fee i will just do that but it is ligist the law of the company i want you to try and understand me and be free with me and give me time to work out this for you and see what is going to come out, if i where you i will try this and see what is really going to come out. You can keep saying that every bad things comes from Africa there in your Country things are happening okay but we always look on to God well i can say that there are know scammers there is but what you have to know not everybody is use to that .My God have Bless me so big and i don't do nay thing that is not will of God. I saw all what you said but saying this is like you are judging me you don't have to judge any one judgment is for God dose who do good let them do dose who do bad let them do our Father is coming to judge us if you believe that i want to take your money away from you and go away with it please stop writing us okay.Why can you just give me a truer and see what is really going to comes out of this if i where you i will do this and see if you lost money did not mean that you have lost all that you have in life. Thanks for your understanding await your email as soon as possible so that things can be done. Mr.Mike Ken. |
| This was the funniest email I have ever read by a scammer. It is comforting to know that you will burn in Hell for using God’s name to steal from people. You are sad and pathetic. Once again I ask – do you know why loans cannot be lower than the Treasury Rate? Of course you do because you don't know anything about banking or finance. Give it up fool – you are too stupid to do this for a living… |
| He finally called it quits...lol. |
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