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| The only way this is from the IMF is if it stands for “Idiot Mother Fuckers”. This pile of crap thinks he can get money out of me by resending the same letter, over and over. He sent the same letter a total of 8 times in which I responded with insults and curses. He was obviously too stupid to respond himself and tried to stick to the game plan. What a penis! My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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To The Fund beneficiary: Mr. Thomas Payne. N°: 1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256. Country: United State of America. We are contacting you from the Foreign Exchange Department of THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND “IMF”. We received an urgent stop order notification from the U.S. Federal Reserved Bank in regards to your fund transfer totalling the sum of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United State Dollars Only). We received this notification from the U.S. Reserved Bank that the above mentioned amount was transferred to your bank account from Africa without an official report of fund reception. Following the present financial rules and regulation within the United State, any fund above the sum of US$500,000 must be reported by the beneficiary through his receiving bank. Since the transfer was not reported, the IMF authority has placed a Stop Order on the fund. Mr. Thomas Payne, as you can see on the attached document, the official penalty for such transaction is US$5, 800 or 6 Months imprisonment. Since after the September 11th terrorist attack on the United States, the IMF and the U.S. Federal Reserved Bank has taken it as a point of responsibility to control all fund movement within the country. This measure is to stop the high level of money laundry, drug trafficking and sponsorship of terrorism. Finally, after our due investigation, we have confirmed that this is not a money laundry, but you have violated the financial laws by not reporting the arrival of the fund. As a result of this, you have to pay the total sum of US$5,800. This fee also covers the Income Tax. Considering the huge amount of fund involved (US$10,000,000.00) you have only four working days to make the payment so that the official receipt will be sent to you and the money will be paid into your bank account with the First Merit Bank. We shall direct you on how to make the payment in our next message. Regard the attached file for more details. For urgent communication, please call +1 917 338 3392. Faithfully yours Mark Hanson (IMF) +1 917 338 3392 IMF United States of America |
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I am assuming that you meant the Federal Reserve Bank, not Reserved Bank. You would think that someone from the IMF would know that… I also suppose that you mean money laundering, mot money laundry. They are not putting it in a washing machine, you idiot. What exactly do I have to do here? Should I call the FBI or NAMBLA and straighten this out?
Thomas |
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To The Fund beneficiary: Mr. Thomas Payne. N°: 1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256. Country: United State of America. We are contacting you from the Foreign Exchange Department of THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND “IMF”. We received an urgent stop order notification from the U.S. Federal Reserved Bank in regards to your fund transfer totalling the sum of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United State Dollars Only). We received this notification from the U.S. Reserved Bank that the above mentioned amount was transferred to your bank account from Africa without an official report of fund reception. Following the present financial rules and regulation within the United State, any fund above the sum of US$500,000 must be reported by the beneficiary through his receiving bank. Since the transfer was not reported, the IMF authority has placed a Stop Order on the fund. Mr. Thomas Payne, as you can see on the attached document, the official penalty for such transaction is US$5, 800 or 6 Months imprisonment. Since after the September 11th terrorist attack on the United States, the IMF and the U.S. Federal Reserved Bank has taken it as a point of responsibility to control all fund movement within the country. This measure is to stop the high level of money laundry, drug trafficking and sponsorship of terrorism. Finally, after our due investigation, we have confirmed that this is not a money laundry, but you have violated the financial laws by not reporting the arrival of the fund. As a result of this, you have to pay the total sum of US$5,800. This fee also covers the Income Tax. Considering the huge amount of fund involved (US$10,000,000.00) you have only four working days to make the payment so that the official receipt will be sent to you and the money will be paid into your bank account with the First Merit Bank. We shall direct you on how to make the payment in our next message. Regard the attached file for more details. For urgent communication, please call +1 917 338 3392. Faithfully yours Mark Hanson Phone: +1 917 338 3392 IMF United States of America |
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Thanks for sending me the exact same email, you complete and utter moron. I can read, you know. I asked you if what I was supposed to do or if I was supposed to call the FBI or someone to clear this matter up. I never heard of a law that it is illegal to receive money.
Thomas |
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To The Fund beneficiary: Mr. Thomas Payne. N°: 1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256. Country: United State of America. Here is thefirst page of the stop order notification. Faithfully yours Mark Hanson (IMF) +1 917 338 3392 IMF United States of America |
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Stop sending me the same email over and over you freaking retard.
Thomas |
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To The Fund beneficiary: Mr. Thomas Payne. N°: 1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256. Country: United State of America. Here is the second page of the Document. Regard the attached file carefully and get back to us immediately. Presently, your fund is here in the United State. You have to pay the before four (4) working days to ensure that your fund is not confiscated. Faithfully yours Mark Hanson (IMF) +1 917 338 3392 IMF United States of America |
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I fucked your sister last night and she told me that I was a better lover than you were.
Thomas |
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To The Fund beneficiary: Mr. Thomas Payne. N°: 1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256. Country: United State of America. You should make the payment or your fund will be confiscated and your account reported to the FBI for immediate contact to you. For urgent confirmation, you should send the money by Western Union with the information below: Name of Receiver: MR. MARK HAMSON Direction: TEXAS UNITED STATE. Faithfully yours Mark Hanson (IMF) +1 917 338 3392 IMF United States |
Read your fucking emails you brain-dead piece of monkey-shit! |
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To The Fund beneficiary: Mr. Thomas Payne. N°: 1422 Lake Road, Medina Ohio 44256. Country: United State of America. For this insult you will be prosecuted by the CIA and FBI and have to pay large fine and inprisonment. This is official United State government office and you cannot insult the integrity of us or our office. Faithfully yours Mark Hanson (IMF) +1 917 338 3392 IMF United States |
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Finally read one of my emails? How about if I insult your family? You mother and father were obviously brother and sister because you are a freaking retard. Your sister was a terrible fuck and she smelled something awful. I must say I did enjoy smacking her with a brick when I was boning her though. Can’t tell if she liked it because she was unconscious…Your children were outside grazing when I finished your sister off – they are extremely ugly and seemed to be slow-witted like their father. I kicked your son in the balls before I got into my car. He cried like a little bitch…
Thomas |
| These scambaits are funny but never long-lasting. You are either intimidated by the FBI/IMF/Government, or you’re not. They expect you to jump up and run to the bank… |
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