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GI Joes

This was very short as I was overly critical of his story and especially of his ranking (Captain, First Class). Whenever I get these idiot West Africans who can barely speak English posing as Americans, I cannot help but to pick on them and poke holes in their story. This dipshit quit on me instead of admitting he was lying when I tried to get him to fess up (while still staying I wished to continue…). My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!


GOOD DAY FRIEND,

MY NAME IS (CAPT 1ST CLASS) GEORGE JOES; I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, SERVING IN THE MILITARY WITH THE ARMY'S 3RD INFANTRYDIVISION. WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU.

I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS JOURNAL.I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THE SUM OF ($8 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS) EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS TO YOU IN THE UNITED STATES, AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE.

SOURCE OF MONEY: SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WERE DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAMS OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY STAFF SGT KENNETH BUFF AND I THAT SOME PART OF THIS MONEY BE SHARED AMONG BOTH OF US BEFORE INFORMING ANYBODY ABOUT IT SINCE BOTH OF US SAW THE MONEY FIRST.

THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT? NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE. OF WHICH MY BROTHER IN-LAW WAS KILLED BY A ROAD SIDE BOMB LAST TIME.YOU WILL FIND THE STORY OF THIS MONEY ON THE WEB ADDRESS BELOW;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A35080-2003Apr24

THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITHISH CONTACT WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOY SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT. HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITHISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN A RAID HERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES.

I HAVE NOW FOUND A VERY SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT OF IRAQ INTO THE STATES FOR YOU TO PICK UP, AND I WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME, AND I BELIEVE THAT MY MONEY WILL BE WELL SECURED IN YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE FEAR OF GOD.I WILL LIKE TO OFFER YOU 30% FROM THE TOTAL MONEY FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU WILL GIVE TO ME.

ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH ANYBODY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE AND PLEASE DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US SOLDIER'S HERE IN IRAQ.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT, WOUNDED AND SURVIVED TWO SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD, THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP,

I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . george.joes.joes@gmail.com

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

CAPT GEORGE JOES
3RD INFANTRY DIVISION


First of all, I would like to know how you got my name and email address. What is an address journal? That doesn’t make any sense. Before I agree to do this with you, I would need to know a few things first;

  • I would like to know more about you personally – where you are from, your family, hobbies, etc.
  • I would like to know the details of where the money is and I need you assurance that we will not get caught in this endeavor.
  • When is your service up?


You say you are a Captain First Class? I wasn’t aware that officers used the First Class status on their ranks. I thought that was only for enlisted men. Please explain this.

Answer all of these questions, and I will get back to you with my decision.

Thomas


Dear Thomas,
Thanks for your response to this offer.I would like to assure you that what we are about to do is quite an opportunity that should not be allowed to pass us by.Like I explained in my proposal,I got your contact through a journal(specail) that was made available to me through a colleague who incidentally had been ex-serviced.

Concerning my person,as I had explained,I am serving the army in Iraq,and I come from Saginaw Michigan 5446 frovan pl,;I am married and have two children.My hobbies include football,swimming,lawn tennis and travelling.I also like getting involved in philantropic endavours,to alleviate the plight of the less privilledged.It gives me joy to assist people in need.

I have already conclude arrangement for the immediate delivery/movement of the funds into the States;and this will take place immediately to give me the signal,as this is a top secure arrangement,as it is presently in a secure place in the middle east - quite outside Iraq.I want to re-assure you that NOTHING will hamper/hinder the relaisation of this programme,as all loopholes has been blocked and giving my military background,there ill NEVER be any problem at all.I therefore want to assuage your curiosity as we will nenevr be caught.All that is required now is your co-operation in this endeavour.

Regarding when my service will be up,I have the intension that as soon as this money is received by you,I may have to put up my resignation from the service,and come back to the States for you to assist in establishing a business venture-more likely in real estate or any other businesses.But your judgement/advice will be relied upon in this regard.

Pertaining to the issue of First Class service ranks,the appellation is used by special officers who have distinguished themselves in their service to the military- atleast within the middle cadre.It is a kind of honour bestowed on them.

I want to believe that I have exhaustively explained everything to your satifaction,and look forward to your responding accordingly with the required information from you which will be used to make the necessary change of ownership of the fund to reflect you as the receiving beneficiary.You should therefore go ahead and send the follwoing information:

1.Your full name
2.Your direct mobile/cell phone number
3.Your receiving/contact address
4.Your identity(scan & send either a copy of your international passport,drivers licence work id or just photograph) through email attachment.
5.State your age,occupation and any other info you may consider necessary - to facilitate this endeavour

I am waiting for your anticipated reply,understanding and compliance as time is of essence in this undertaking.God bless you and your family.
Best regards,
Captain George Joes
3rd Infantry Division

Read this idiot's explanantion of First Class ranking...No, it is a ranking level for enlisted men you dipshit...


You are not really in the army, are you? If you want me to help you, you had better start being honest with me first. My whole point was that there is no such thing as First Class designation for officers, that designation is reserved for enlisted men only.

Tell me the truth of what is going on here or don’t bother to contact me again.

Thomas


Hello Thomas,

You not only insulted me, but also the patriotism of the united states of america. Your mail is quite ridiculous that was why I never replied you earlier. I am Captian George Jose of the US army. I never enlisted to be part of the battalions that was sent to Iraq in the first place. My rank and position sent me there and I am so glad to be part of the team to serve and protect our nation. Are you desirous in helping me secure this fund? Or you just want to reply for no just course. If you do want to assist me, firstly, I wish that this whole transaction is kept confidential between the two of us. I do not want any member of my family to know about this, you agree with me that it is illegal. Like I said in my earlier mail, I am not a thief but I see this as an opportunity and compensation from God for all our efforts here to protect our country, America and to humanity as a whole.

Right now the fund in question is in the United Kingdom neatly packaged into a box consignment. Like I explained to you, Sir Ronald Edwards a british citizens who works here and whose office enjoys some kind of immunity assisted me in getting the consignment out and over to their office in United Kingdom believing my story that the consignment belongs to an American doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq and trusted me to get the consignment to his family in the United States.

Sir Ronald Edwards has since gone back to United Kingdom and the consignment is still with him. He has been worried as he has written series of mails as regards how he can deliver this consignment to the beneficiary.

Dear Friend, all that I require of you is to receive the consignment from Sir Ronald Edwards and keep it safe after of course taking your agreed share of the money.

If you are willing to assist me, kindly furnish me with your personal details as given below;

1. Full Names
2. Full Contact Address
3. Direct Telephone and Fax Numbers
4. Occupation
5. Valid ID

I shall forward the information to Sir Ronald Edwards and then ask him to contact you immediately.

Remember, Sir Ronald Edwards is not aware of the actual content of the consignment.

Do respond asap.

Captian George Jose

He tries to guilt-trip me by questioning my patriotism - nice trick! He needs to learn to spell his rank correctly also (Captain, not Captian)


How did I insult you or the patriotism of the United States?

All I asked was for you to level with me and tell me the truth, moron. I wanted to know what this was really about – but you insist on telling me that you are in the Army, when I know you’re not. I agree that what we are trying to do is illegal, but if you are looking to find someone to help you as a partner – then it would be better just to come straight with them, don’t you agree idiot? I don’t know if you stole this money or hurt someone to get it or what happened – that’s not my concern. But it is obvious to me that you are not in the Army and most likely not an American and uneducated. If you want me to help you, you have to be straight with me. I will help you collect this money, for a percentage, if you drop the act. Also, you seem to be spelling your name wrong – it is Joes, not Jose.

If you want to continue this charade, then let me know and I won’t bother you anymore.

Thomas


That was it. He gave up, the freaking moron. I tried to revive this bait later but his email was dead.


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