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| I hate these “I have a check for you” Scams – how unimaginative. I shouldn’t even have bothered posting this on the site because this bait was short and uneventful. Sorry… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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Dear Thomas Payne
How are you doing now? I hope all is well with you I just receive your mail Yes my boss Mr. John Nelson keep draft of $820.000.00 here say that I should send it to you any time you contact me now how do you want to receive this draft now do you want to receive it through diplomatic courier or do you like bank to bank transfer so that I will go and deposit the draft to bank or do you like to come down here to pick it by yourself please get back to me with this three option I give to you because I real want you to receive this package because as from next week i will be very busy And again Mr. John say that I should let you know that you have to keep this only you because he don't want any problem ok just keep it only yourself ok Thanks I am waiting to hear from you so that I will know the one you chose Mr. Frank Udoh |
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Just mail it, you incompetent buffoon. If you were not aware, a check or bank draft is made of a substance called paper and can be put into a device called an envelope and mailed. Look into it.
Thomas |
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DEAR THOMAS PAYNE,
YOUR EMAIL RECEIVED AND YOUR OPTION NOTED. BASED ON YOUR RESPONSE, I HAVE CONSULTED A COURIER COMPANY HERE FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT PARCEL TO YOUR ADDRESS AND BELOW ARE THE DIFFERENT DELIVERY ARRANGEMENTS PROVIDED TO ENABLE YOU CHOOSE THE ONE THAT WILL SUIT YOUR FINANCIAL CONVENIENCE. STATUS OF DELIVERY (YOU ARE TO CHOOSE ONE) LENGTH OF DAYS............4-5 DAYS DELIVERY PERIOD COURIER SERVICE/ADMINISTRATIVE FEE: $150 USD LENGTH OF DAYS............2-3 DAYS DELIVERY PERIOD COURIER SERVICE/ADMINISTRATIVE FEE: $195 USD DOLLARS LENGTH OF DAYS...........(24 HOURS) DELIVERY PERIOD COURIER SERVICE/ADMINISTRATIVE FEE: $250 USD AS THE OPTIONS SHOWED ABOVE, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO GO THROUGH THE THREE DELIVERY ARRANGEMENTS AND DECIDE WHICH ONE THAT WOULD SUIT BOTH YOUR TIMING AND FINANCIAL CONVENIENCE IN RECEIVING YOUR BANK DRAFT AND SEND THE FEE YOU CHOOSE VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THE RECEIVER'S NAME STATED BELOW FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY OF YOUR BANK DRAFT PARCEL TO YOUR PROVIDED ADDRESS. RECEIVER'S NAME FIRST NAME: CHIKA LAST NAME: JOHN CITY: COTONOU COUNTRY: BENIN COUNTRY CODE: 229 TEST QUESTION: COLOR ANSWER: WHITE THEN PROVIDE THE PAYMENT INFORMATION SUCH AS: THE SENDER'S NAME AS YOU FILLED ON THE WESTERN UNION FORM AND THE MTCN FOR EASY COLLECTION. AS SOON AS THE FEE IS RECEIVED, YOUR BANK DRAFT PARCEL WILL BE DISPATCHED TO YOUR ADDRESS AND THE TRACKING NUMBER WHICH YOU WILL USE TO TRACK YOUR BANK DRAFT PARCEL ONLINE WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THE EXACT DAY/TIME THE PARCEL WILL ARRIVE TO YOUR ADDRESS. AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE ACCORDINGLY. YOURS SINCERELY, MR. FRANK UDOH PHONE: +22996380940 |
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Can you read?
Try reading my last email and then respond. Thomas |
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DEAR THOMAS PAYNE,
I HAVE READ YOUR PREVIOUS EMAIL AND ITS CONTENT DULY NOTED. THOMAS, FOR SECURITY REASONS IT IS PROHIBITED BY THE GOVERNMENT HERE TO SEND A CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT OR CHECK OF SUCH HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY VIA REGULAR MAIL. I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEM. SO, I ADVICE YOU ACT AS DIRECTED ON MY LAST EMAIL SO THAT I CAN GET YOUR BANK DRAFT DISPATCHED TO YOU WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY. THANKS. MR. FRANK UDOH PHONE: +2299638094 |
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Does your government has x-ray vision that they know what is in every envelope that is mailed from your country. How would they know what is in the envelope, genius?
Thomas |
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DEAR THOMAS PAYNE,
YOUR EMAIL RECEIVED AND YOUR QUESTION THEREIN NOTED. YES, BEFORE ANY PARCEL IS BEEN DISPATCHED OUT OF THE COUNTRY, IT MUST GO THROUGH THE COURIER COMPANY'S SCANNING PROCESS AS INSTRUCTED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO ASCERTAIN THAT THE PACKAGE OR PARCEL DID NOT CONTAIN ANY DRUG RELATED SUBSTANCE OR ANYTHING PROHIBITED BY THE LAW. SO, TRY YOUR BEST AND SEND ANY OF THE SHIPMENT FEE YOU CAN AFFORD AS LISTED ON MY PREVIOUS EMAIL TO ENABLE ME DISPATCH YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT PARCEL TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. REGARDS, MR. FRANK UDOH |
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Are you a monkey?
Thomas |
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DEAR THOMAS PAYNE,
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR INSULTING ME. REGARDS, MR. FRANK UDOH |
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I just asked a simple question. How is that an insult?
Thomas |
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I don’t understand what is wrong with you. I just asked a simple question – once you answer we can make the arrangements for you to send me my check. How come you have not responded?
Thomas |
| I tried to get him back… |
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