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| I get so many of these that most of them are not worth publishing. These “FedEx” Scams are usually short and they ask you for money in the first or second email. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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ATTN: THOMAS PAYEN
You are welcome to FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES DISPATCH LTD BENIN . We are pleased to be at your service. Please find below the cost of our security office keeping fee of this courier service that you are affiliated to mad to provide to us and inform us to inform you how you will pay for the delivery of your financial Trunk Consignment to United State of America as per your request. The security office keeping charges lost are listed below: COURIER CHARGES SECURITY KEEPING FEE - $100.00 VAT - $50.00 TOTAL - $I50.00 Please once you make this payment above speedy cost services you will be required to make payment in which of the speedy of our courier services cost and your Trunk Consignment with us will be delivered to you and also a tracking number will be sent to you immediately for tracking of your Trunk Consignment date arrival to your address. However,upon your receipt of this message let us have the payment of this company requirement the speedy post of our courier service you provide by which you wish your Trunk Consignment deliver to you and send us your full contact mailing address with your private telephone number also with your international passport or driver license that will be attached to your dispatch receipt and we will make your delivery very urgent after your payment. Therefore, notify us urgently as we have started our dispatch delivery for this Tuesday to continue till Friday . After you make your the payment of the scurity cost we will issue you with a payment instruction. Note that the INSURANCE and the Government VAT of all the courrier companies is a must and this is in accordance with instruction given to us to enable safe delivery of your Consignment to you. |
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What is this all about? I am not expecting a package. Are you sure that you have the right person? Please explain.
Thomas (Notice the fee is $150 – miraculously this fee goes down later…) |
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Dear Thomas Payen,
as per your inquiry, find bellow the cost of our office security keep fee provide it to us, so that we can allow our courier agent who are allow to move financial Trunk Consignment shipment to your contact address you may wish as your choice fees against this courrier company and inform the receiver to make the payment for the Security keeping fee, so that we can send you the tracking number for your Trunk Consignment . He has to inform us through our email or phone number so that we can give him the meathoid of payment ASAP. Thanks, we are ready to serve you better. Sanni Ibrahim. FedEx express company Benin. |
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You obviously didn’t read or understand my first email to you. Could I possibly speak with someone who understands English or is smart? What the hell is a meathoid of payment? I explained that I am not expecting a package so please tell what this is all about.
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
You are welcome to FedEx Courier Company Dispatch LTD an affiliate of the delivery service.We are pleased to be at your service. FedEx Courier is Regulated and Stipulated by the Delivery Service Authority(DSA),the delivery institutions that Govern all delievry activities in the Benin Republic . This is to inform you that the Registeration no of your package here is below (Registration Number;.Fed/122p/mtm/2008 Zip Code;0113388). This is to inform you that the board of management of this company held a meeting yesterday concern your package return from London Security company which is deposited here for long.and it came to final conclusion that the management said that you have only but one more chance to claimed your package and deliver to your home so after the meeting the management decide and said that we are approeching 2nd quarter of the year.so from the total charges demanding from you . so that your package will deliver to your home address given.the management said that you will only paid the amount of $85 USD for the charges and your package will deliver to your home. finaly, this payment required to be done urgent and after 6 hrs of the confirmation of the payment.we will re-confirmed the details of the shippment of your package to you. looking forward to hearing from you soonest. |
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Thanks for ignoring my requests for an explanation to what this is all about. You are a stellar employee; I’m sure that your boss is real proud. At the grocery store down the street, they too hire retards to bag groceries – I’m glad to see that more companies are doing their share to employ these people. What exactly is the money to be paid for? It has been my experience that receiver’s do not pay shipping fees unless agreed to in advance. Shouldn’t this be the shipper’s responsibility, retard?
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
The management of this company said that you have to pay the $85 usd for the package to deliver to your home address given. so let us hear from you concern the payment. |
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Do you speak or understand English? You have not answered one of my questions – it’s almost like you aren’t even reading my emails. You can read right? I understand that being a delivery boy doesn’t require vast amounts of intelligence, but you would think that the ability to read would be a requirement. What exactly is this payment for?
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
This is the payment required from you and after the payment is confirmed we will forward to you the details of the dispatching of your package to you so that you can start tracking the package before elr to your home. |
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I feel like I am talking to a wall. You have to be the most incompetent employee on Earth. You have not answered any of my questions and you just want me to send $85 with no questions asked?
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
You are required to know that there is nothing we can do to deliver your consignment to your address without the needed US$85.00.Therefore, try your possible best to make sure you send the needed fee to enable us proceed and finalise because there is nothing we can do without the needed fee and that is the only thing delaying your consignment delivery. We awaits your response urgently to proceed and finalise. |
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That sure is a lot of money. Do you know what I could buy with $85??? That could pay for 4 fill-ups at the gas station plus 10 minutes with your mother. I’ll have to see what I can do about the money.
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
Pls, we don't have much time to delayed.so if you are not going to pay the fees for the delivery of your consignment to your home. pls, due stoped responding back.so that we will cancle the delivery and take the consignment to our closed our for disposed it. |
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I will contact the FedEx Office and pay the bill by credit card. Thanks for all of your mediocre assistance.
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
Pls,i want you to know that this is not the money you suspose to pay for the delivery of the consignment to you but we just caught the charges to you so that you can come up immediately with the payment. pls,we don't need to delayed more on this payment.if you can not sent the money. let us cancle the delivery and our AGENT will not come along with the consignment, although, you can sent the money through our protocol officer information,which is below. NAME IS: OKECHUKWU BASIL COUNTRY IS: BENIN REPUBLIC CITY IS: COTONOU TEXT QUESTION IS: WHO IS GREAT ANSWER IS: GOD pls, try and forward the payment information of the $85 usd or you can asked us to cancle the dispatching of your consignment next tomorrow. |
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I prefer to pay by credit card or check. I know that FedEx does accept payment by credit card and check, so I will just call and make arrangements for the payment.
Thomas |
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Dearest Customer ,
Please make sure you send the money with the name bellow to enable us proceed. RECEIVER's NAME:............. MR.ARINZE JOSEPH SENDER's NAME:............... TEXT QUSTION:................ ANSWER:...................... MTCN ........................ look into the paper and send us the informations above to enable us proceed and finalise for your package delivery.Again, make sure you send the money with the name above. We awaits your response urgently. |
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Why do you keep send me this same email, moron? I told you that I will pay by credit card because I don’t have $85 with me right now. What’s the big deal?
Thomas |
| Ok,now how much can you afford so that you will balance at receipt |
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What the hell is that supposed to mean? I swear, you are getting dumber by the email. I can afford the total $85, and I will just put it on my credit card. What is the big problem?
Thomas (He’s getting frustrated but doesn’t know what to say – I think he knows he can’t say that FedEx doesn’t take credit cards, although I have had others that said this…) |
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Dearest Customer ,
Please make sure you send the money with the name bellow to enable us proceed. RECEIVER's NAME:............. MR.ARINZE JOSEPH SENDER's NAME:............... TEXT QUSTION:................ ANSWER:...................... MTCN ........................ look into the paper and send us the informations above to enable us proceed and finalise for your package delivery.Again, make sure you send the money with the name above. We awaits your response urgently. |
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Why do you keep sending me this, you retard? Is there some kind of problem with paying by credit card? I don’t like using Western Union because it is commonly used by West African 419 Scammers and I would not want to take any chances with dealing with that scum of the earth. But you wouldn’t know anything about that, would you? No, of course not, because you are FedEx – even though you use a FREE Yahoo Email account and couldn’t spell a word correctly to save your life. But I’m sure that you are the real thing even though common sense tells me otherwise…
Thomas |
| Yes, I was sick of this idiot and he was just sending me the same email over and over… |
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