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This Chat Bait was getting funny – at least to me – notice in baits of your own how much sarcasm and how many snide comments you can get away with. The West Africans don’t understand this so you can sometimes say some pretty funny stuff. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
----- Our chat on Fri, 9/24/10 11:52 AM -----
Greg’s (11:30 AM): H Greg’s (11:30 AM): Hello mboldon77 (11:31 AM): Hi mboldon77 (11:31 AM): How are you mboldon77 (11:32 AM): Greg’s (11:33 AM): Good - I saw your profile on the dating site - very nice mboldon77 (11:33 AM): Thanks , So how are you doing mboldon77 (11:33 AM): I am 33 single female from Ga but presently in nigeria working on my late father properties and you? Greg’s (11:34 AM): I live in Ohio I'm 41 years old mboldon77 (11:34 AM): Ok good mboldon77 (11:34 AM): You got kids? ? Greg’s (11:34 AM): nope Greg’s (11:34 AM): you? Greg’s (11:34 AM): Your father had property in Africa? Why? mboldon77 (11:35 AM): Yes he is an international business man mboldon77 (11:35 AM): I dont have any kid mboldon77 (11:35 AM): What do you do for work Greg’s (11:35 AM): wow, nice... Greg’s (11:35 AM): you must be very rich... Greg’s (11:36 AM): I'm an Accountant mboldon77 (11:37 AM): Ok that is nice, for what compnay or bank? ? Greg’s (11:37 AM): it’s a Computer Services company in Akron, Ohio - let me know if you need any computers - LOL mboldon77 (11:38 AM): Lol that is so nice of you mboldon77 (11:38 AM): so what happened to you ex relationship Greg’s (11:39 AM): my ex relationship? What does that mean? mboldon77 (11:39 AM): You ex girl friend why did you seperate Greg’s (11:40 AM): which ex? My last one? We just broke up - things happen. She wouldn’t do as she’s told…I hate that mboldon77 (11:40 AM): Alright mboldon77 (11:40 AM): Yes mboldon77 (11:41 AM): Mine broke my heart mboldon77 (11:41 AM): and i need a serious and real man Greg’s (11:41 AM): it happens - nothing is forever... mboldon77 (11:42 AM): So do you live alone? ? Greg’s (11:43 AM): yes, just bought a new house too mboldon77 (11:43 AM): alright, So are you at work now or home? ? Greg’s (11:43 AM): at work and it's almost lunchtime mboldon77 (11:45 AM): alright mboldon77 (11:45 AM): So how is your work and i hope you like it? Greg’s (11:46 AM): love it mboldon77 (11:46 AM): Ok good, so what are you looking for in a woman? ? Greg’s (11:47 AM): Intelligent, good looking, independent, hard-working, career-driven mboldon77 (11:49 AM): Well let me tell you all about my self … I am 5'8, I am looking for a very nice man for a nice relationship that will lead to marriage in life.....I was born in GA in the city of Lincolnton some years back ......I'm such a curious, ambitious, honest, trustworthy, kind, shy, nice, full of humor, express feelings like to joke, like romancing and am a little bit sexy, My hobbies in sport are basketball, volley ball, football, hockey, lawn tennis ,base ball ,bicycle race, any all in indoor activities I love to read novels, watch movies, read magazines, play video games, cook clean the house mboldon77 (11:50 AM): I have this unique personality about life and general relationships. Life as we know is too short not to be able to enjoy the ones around us. I can always turn a frown into a smile. I enjoy meeting new people. I am educated, intelligent, sincere, very polite, sports oriented, charming, honest and most of all a gentlewoman to the men. I have the personality that draws friends and even strangers closer to me. I enjoy being active in all types of indoor and outdoor sports. I especially like the beach, softball, motorcycle riding and fitness training. Greg’s (11:51 AM): I gotta go now - its lunchtime, okay mboldon77 (11:52 AM): Ok talk to you later Greg’s (11:52 AM): bye mboldon77 (11:52 AM): I wrote more about myself to you |
I like in their likes and dislikes how they attempt to cover all bases. I will purposely say that I hate something that they enjoy just to watch them squirm. Also, this fools claims to be an American who is just over in Nigeria temporarily – but look at “her” speech and what American calls tennis, lawn tennis? I spoke with a “girl” from California who lived there all her life (all lies, of course) – she said she liked football and basketball, but when I asked her favorite football team she said Barcelona…umm, no – not an American, lol. |
----- Our chat on Mon, 10/4/10 3:09 PM -----
Greg’s (12:59 PM): sorry - I’m here - was on the phone mboldon77 (12:59 PM): ok Greg’s (1:00 PM): what’s up? mboldon77 (1:00 PM): am good and u? mboldon77 (1:00 PM): how are you doing today? Greg’s (1:01 PM): doing good - just working mboldon77 (1:01 PM): ok and how is work going? Greg’s (1:03 PM): good - staying busy a lot of stuff to do mboldon77 (1:04 PM): ok Greg’s (1:05 PM): what are you doing? mboldon77 (1:06 PM): am on here talking to you and listening to music Greg’s (1:08 PM): oh, okay - did you work today? mboldon77 (1:08 PM): i told you am not working...i dont have a job for now mboldon77 (1:09 PM): i came to Nigeria to take over my late father's properties and sell it off after i get them Greg’s (1:09 PM): oh yeah, sorry... Greg’s (1:09 PM): when is all that going to happen? mboldon77 (1:09 PM): I start a new life with my hubby...Properties worth of $32million dollars mboldon77 (1:10 PM): Soon..my father lawyer is letting me to know that she can help me out with all this without know my fiance mboldon77 (1:11 PM): So i need to get married before she can do at that for .... mboldon77 (1:12 PM): She need a man that is trust worth that she can hand over all the properties to cos i may be mislead by the money...In order for me not to misuse the money..I need to get a hubby to take care of all this Greg’s (1:12 PM): Okay, well good luck with that... mboldon77 (1:13 PM): So that why am looking for a serious relationship but not games mboldon77 (1:13 PM): I need to get back to state soon Greg’s (1:14 PM): so how can a relationship get serious online? mboldon77 (1:15 PM): yes we have to get to know each other well before i can commit to anything Greg’s (1:16 PM): well, good luck - I think I better move on mboldon77 (1:16 PM): why? are you not ready for one? Greg’s (1:17 PM): one what? Greg’s (1:21 PM): Hello? mboldon77 (1:37 PM): sorry i was booted mboldon77 (1:38 PM): are you still there? mboldon77 (1:46 PM): hmmmmmmmmm? Greg’s (1:54 PM): I’m here mboldon77 (1:54 PM): ok ..i think u re busy doing somethings else Greg’s (1:55 PM): yes, I am working as well as chatting mboldon77 (1:55 PM): ok Greg’s (1:55 PM): I didn’t understand what you meant - ready for one what? mboldon77 (1:55 PM): I mean are you not ready for a serious relationship now? mboldon77 (1:56 PM): We are both matured enough to know what good and what not Greg’s (1:57 PM): I didn’t say that - but what you just said is that you have to be married before you can come back to the states? mboldon77 (1:59 PM): nope not that..if u are serious on dating me and i can let you contact my father's lawyer about the properties and money in escrow account so they she can release them for us mboldon77 (1:59 PM): If she know that u re the man of my life...she ready to help us about this Greg’s (2:01 PM): what does that have to do with any of this? I don’t know you well enough, and it is not called "dating" when you are 3000 miles away mboldon77 (2:01 PM): all the properties worth $32m and they can release them for me cos i may misuse the money so they need to know that am serious and have a man to get married to mboldon77 (2:02 PM): i know but i will be back to state soon as we can both settle down and start a new life after a cleared all the stuffs here Greg’s (2:03 PM): Well, I think that I will wait until you get back to the states and then we will see what happens, okay? mboldon77 (2:04 PM): ok but can u just tell my father's lawyer that you are my fiance so she can release the properties for me and i can sell them off mboldon77 (2:04 PM): And get my ass back to the state so we can both start a new life? Greg’s (2:05 PM): no thanks, I don’t want to get involved in this and lie to some lawyer mboldon77 (2:05 PM): not lies mboldon77 (2:05 PM): are you need ready for something serious? Greg’s (2:06 PM): not before I even know a person mboldon77 (2:06 PM): ok mboldon77 (2:06 PM): what more will you like to know about me? Greg’s (2:07 PM): I know enough... mboldon77 (2:07 PM): so what more again? Greg’s (2:08 PM): I think it would be better if you found someone else... mboldon77 (2:08 PM): why? mboldon77 (2:08 PM): brb mboldon77 (2:09 PM): nature calls Greg’s (2:11 PM): ok mboldon77 (2:25 PM): am back mboldon77 (2:25 PM): Greg’s (2:28 PM): ok Greg’s (2:30 PM): so explain what you meant by telling your fathers lawyers whatever so she will release the properties - that doesn’t make any sense mboldon77 (2:30 PM): ok mboldon77 (2:30 PM): np mboldon77 (2:35 PM): dont let us talk about this again.ok Greg’s (2:36 PM): what’s that supposed to mean? Greg’s (2:40 PM): hello? Greg’s (2:42 PM): u there? mboldon77 (2:42 PM): yep Greg’s (2:42 PM): no answer? mboldon77 (2:42 PM): am here mboldon77 (2:42 PM): i said dont let us talk about that again mboldon77 (2:42 PM): ok? Greg’s (2:42 PM): not going to answer my question? mboldon77 (2:43 PM): i answered Greg’s (2:43 PM): go away mboldon77 (2:43 PM): why? mboldon77 (2:43 PM): brb....preparing some lobsters Greg’s (3:05 PM): still with us? Greg’s (3:09 PM): hello? |
What a dipshit. She told me to never mind, because I wasn’t biting on the fiancé angle so she will try something else. |
----- Our chat on Mon, 10/4/10 4:20 PM -----
mboldon77 (3:17 PM): mboldon77 (3:17 PM): m back Greg’s (3:17 PM): ok mboldon77 (3:18 PM): so what are you doing right now? Greg’s (3:18 PM): at work... mboldon77 (3:18 PM): ok..hope its aint stressful? Greg’s (3:18 PM): nope... mboldon77 (3:19 PM): good mboldon77 (3:19 PM): tell me more about your parent Greg’s (3:20 PM): they died in a ghastly car accident mboldon77 (3:21 PM): omg mboldon77 (3:21 PM): am very sorry to hear that] Greg’s (3:26 PM): that’s okay - it was a while ago - unfortunately, they didn’t have millions of fictitious dollars to leave to me so I had to fend for myself and get a real job mboldon77 (3:27 PM): oh ok but money is not everything...I think you know that Greg’s (3:27 PM): i know...do you? mboldon77 (3:27 PM): good Greg’s (3:32 PM): what state are you from, again? mboldon77 (3:32 PM): GA Greg’s (3:33 PM): are you missing it? mboldon77 (3:37 PM): Yep mboldon77 (3:37 PM): I need to get my fucking ass of here real soon mboldon77 (3:37 PM): Am really missing hime mboldon77 (3:37 PM): home Greg’s (3:38 PM): do you have manners? How dare you curse in front of me? mboldon77 (3:39 PM): curse? mboldon77 (3:39 PM): how do you mean? Greg’s (3:41 PM): what don’t you understand? mboldon77 (3:41 PM): am not cursing...ok? Greg’s (3:42 PM): I need to get my fucking ass of here real soon - you wrote this right? mboldon77 (3:42 PM): yep mboldon77 (3:42 PM): am referring to myself..ok Greg’s (3:45 PM): I would appreciate you not cursing in front of me - I don't curse... mboldon77 (3:45 PM): ok i will not sir Greg’s (3:46 PM): thank you - I guess you're not a church - going lady, huh? mboldon77 (3:47 PM): i do go to church but not practising Greg’s (3:47 PM): yeah, I see that... mboldon77 (3:47 PM): what about you? Greg’s (3:48 PM): I don’t go, but I don’t curse... mboldon77 (3:48 PM): ok Greg’s (3:48 PM): or lie, or steal, etc... mboldon77 (3:48 PM): Good Greg’s (3:48 PM): I'm a good person - just not religious... mboldon77 (3:48 PM): I dont also mboldon77 (3:48 PM): ok Greg’s (3:49 PM): except about the whole $32 million right? mboldon77 (3:49 PM): I dont lie to you about it Greg’s (3:50 PM): So you can’t sell your fathers properties unless you are married or engaged? mboldon77 (3:50 PM): yes mboldon77 (3:51 PM): The lawyer wont release the properties for me cos i may misuse the money and be mis- leaded Greg’s (3:51 PM): lol - that is the silliest thing I have ever heard... mboldon77 (3:51 PM): I dont know also Greg’s (3:52 PM): you don’t know what? Anything? I agree. Greg’s (3:52 PM): how silly that is? mboldon77 (3:53 PM): Yep and i also read it in my father's will also..that if am not engaged...the lawyer shouldnt release the properties for me Greg’s (3:54 PM): I guess you’re father didn’t trust you? But he does trust a complete stranger? Sounds like your father was an idiot... mboldon77 (3:54 PM): What insulting my Father...I hate that Greg’s (3:56 PM): you don’t agree? You should be the one that is mad at him. He doesn’t trust you with money, but he will trust someone else who he doesn’t know over you? Doesn’t that make you mad? He must think you are a moron. mboldon77 (3:56 PM): nope mboldon77 (3:56 PM): u just talk the real sense Greg’s (3:56 PM): what does that mean? Greg’s (3:58 PM): Hello? mboldon77 (3:58 PM): yes am here Greg’s (3:59 PM): u just talk the real sense - What does this mean? mboldon77 (3:59 PM): what you said about me and my dad Greg’s (4:00 PM): okay, so you do agree... mboldon77 (4:00 PM): yes Greg’s (4:01 PM): wow, that has got to be rough...growing up with your own dad thinking you are an idiot. I can’t say that I disagree though… Greg’s (4:04 PM): so, where in Georgia do you live? mboldon77 (4:05 PM): Lincolnton Greg’s (4:06 PM): is that a small town? mboldon77 (4:06 PM): yes Greg’s (4:06 PM): nice - I grew up in a small town too - that rocks mboldon77 (4:07 PM): ok Greg’s (4:08 PM): do you own a home there? mboldon77 (4:08 PM): nope Greg’s (4:09 PM): why not? mboldon77 (4:10 PM): am no longer living in my father's house Greg’s (4:11 PM): Okay, but you did have a house there? What happened to it? Did you sell it? mboldon77 (4:11 PM): yes we do mboldon77 (4:11 PM): and still there Greg’s (4:11 PM): oh, okay... Greg’s (4:12 PM): are you planning to move back there? It sounds nice... mboldon77 (4:13 PM): am willing to relocate with my man Greg’s (4:13 PM): okay, well I wish you luck in that... mboldon77 (4:14 PM): why are you scared to be the man? Greg’s (4:15 PM): I'm not scared - I am just not insane... mboldon77 (4:15 PM): so who is insane? Greg’s (4:16 PM): anyone who commits to a life- long relationship over the internet without even meeting the person in real life... mboldon77 (4:16 PM): shhhhhhhhhshhhh hhh Greg’s (4:17 PM): ? ? ? Greg’s (4:17 PM): what is that? mboldon77 (4:18 PM): nothing Greg’s (4:18 PM): what is wrong? mboldon77 (4:19 PM): am off to bed talk to you later Greg’s (4:19 PM): okay, bye Greg’s (4:20 PM): it was a nice try though - good night |
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