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| I just love FBI Scambaits – the scammers expect you to be scared and follow all of “their directives”, but I just start insulting them any chance I get. This idiot was confused about the speech story I gave him – I actually left off a dozen or so emails to him, because after the insults or the speech question he stopped responding for a while – I have to reel him back in. I think I worked harder to keep this going then he did in the beginning, but after that, no amount of insults would make him quit. Or would they? The FBI Header and footer shown in the first email appeared in every email. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
Dear James Cagney.
This is in reference to your email in our office USA EMBASSY FBI we have recovered some package from Benin republic and this packages are suppose to be delivered to some people in USA which your name was among the list and so you are advised to follow the instruction to enable us deliver your package to you and recently we got this information from Benin Police stated that Mr. Arnold Ezeh. And Mr. Patrick Yawa Okata Attempted to divert your package to England The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests. 
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Now could you please explain to me what is in this box or package and who sent it, if that is humanly possible?
James |
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Dear James Cagney.
The package contens ATM CARD with the pin cod to be send to you address but we will inform our delivery officer in USA to deliver your package to you and you will be requird to pay $150 dollar for the delivery |
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Why haven’t you returned my email you freaking idiot? I expect a response quickly.
James |
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Mr. James Cagney.
List you must be a mad man by insulting us. we have told you your package contens ATM CARD with the pin cod to be send to you address but we will inform our delivery officer in USA to deliver your package to you and you will be requird to pay $150 dollar for the delivery |
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I am sick of asking you questions and having you either ignore them or not replying to my emails. That is just rude.
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney. We are sorry for that but we never expected such world from you for this insult but all is well because we are working to protect our image, So your ATM CARD with the pin cod will be send to you address but you will be required to pay $150 dollar for the delivery hope this will not bring another insult. |
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Answer my questions promptly from now on and you will not incur my wrath.
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney. This is America Embassy Fbi office in Benin Republic and we have been mandated to send out your ATM CARD envelop to your address but you will be required to pay $150 dollar for the delivery hope this will not bring another insult. |
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What nationality are you? And you never answered who sent me this card.
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney.
This is Mr. Robert Mueller. We received your email. So I decided to write you to let you know that I am Mr. Robert Mueller. the one you are talking with and that is why I included my picture on the mail and any email you receive from this office is from me so you don’t have to be worried we will deliver your ATM CARD package and the pin cod to your address because we are working to protect our image okay. |
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What are you doing in Africa? I thought your office was in Washington DC?
James |
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Dear Mr. James Cagney.
We received your email. This is USA EMBASSY FBI OFFICE in Benin republic but our hid office is in Washington DC. But we have offices in every USA EMBASSY in the world but for now I am in Africa for some Investigation, But you don,t have a problem we will deliver your ATM CARD PACKAGE TO YOU. |
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If you are in Africa on an investigation, they how did I see you give a speech last night on TV at the White House?
James Try and explain that, penis-face! |
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Dear Mr. James Cagney.
I can give a speech from any were am and my delivery officer will deliver your ATM CARD package with pin cod to you once we confirm your payment okay and please stop all this question because we don’t have all this time. |
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So you say that you are in Africa even though I saw you at the White House???? Are you a Magic Man? How is that possible?
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney.
We received your mail and we are sick of all this your question because you are not ready to collect your ATM CARD package we you ready you let us know and you are not the only one who is collecting packages from our office okay. |
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You are sick of my questions? You are a fucking idiot! It is your job to do as you are told, you god-damn moron. I have always been ready to get my card, asshole, but I had to clear some things up with you first. Now do you job, you little sissy-man.
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney.
What is your problem have i said anything bad why are you insulting me and my office and listing don,t you ever insult me again, Your ATM CARD is with our office and if you want to collect it you should know how to talk to people not to insult okay. |
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Don’t tell me what to do, you fucking idiot. I will talk to people however I want to. You are a public servant and you are to do as you are told and have no right to tell me how to talk. I am sick of wasting all of this time with you, please would you just send me my ATM Card and quit dicking around, you complete and utter moron.
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney.
Listing my dear we have told you if you can not pay the charge please stop writing us mail because we are going to hand over the ATM CARD package to USA government so please you are advise to. |
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Don’t call me “my dear” – what are you, a nut-gobbler? I had a feeling that you liked to suck dick and get rammed up your ass. I could tell you were an ass-bandit.
How much are the fees to be paid, faggot? James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney. The fee is $150 dollar once we receive the payment we will deliver your ATM CARD package to your address immediately and bellow is our payment information to send the fee. ceiver's Name.... Austine Obidimma Country......Benin Republic City........Cotonou Question...FBI Anwser....FBI |
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Is there an American that I can send the money to? I don’t trust any black monkeys with my money – they are all thieves and idiots.
Thanks, James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney.
We are a maricans FBI OFFICERS working with america Embassy in Benin republic and you are going to sending the money to our office to enable ud deliver your ATM CARD package to your address. |
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That person you told me to send the money to is not an American – he is obviously a black monkey. Look at his name… Austine Obidimma. That is not an American name, you fuckhead. Find me a white American to send the money to, not some black monkey thief.
James |
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Dear. Mr. James Cagney.
Listing austine obidimma is our office secretary and hi is the one collecting all our payment you don,t have any problem once we receive the money we will deliver your ATM. |
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I don’t care if he is your secretary, I am not sending money to some black monkey – he will probably steal it.
James |
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Dear Mr. James Cagney. Okay you can send the fee through one of our officers name listed bellow hi is american but working with america Embassy here in Benin republic. Receiver's Name... Anderson Michael Country......Benin Republic City........Cotonou Question....FBI Anwser......FBI Amount $150 dollar |
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Okay, I will make the $1500.00 payment. I just don’t want any filthy niggers getting their hands on the money because we both know that they are all thieves and they smell really bad.
Thanks, James |
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Can you believe this idiot is putting up with my crap? I love the FBI Baits because the scammers think we are terrified of the FBI as they are, and they get confused when we speak to them like I am. I had one moron tell me I was going to be put in jail for my insults…I replied, “It’s not against the law to call an FBI Agent a fuckhead, you fuckhead!”
There may be more updates to this one seeing how I upped the ante (told him I'm sending $1500 instead of $150), but I haven’t heard from in a couple days (12/7/2009). |
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