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| I blew it on this one this one could have been so funny because this scammer was one of the dumbest people on the planet. In my scams (mainly in chat rooms), I like to ask monetary questions to the scammers for example, one chat scammer said his London apartment was pretty expensive and he needed help with his rent he was the REMITTANCE Director at a bank and his rent was $150 /month. Ive had girls (Romance Scammers) tell me that they make $350.00 a month in their professional, 40-hour a week position. I point out that this is well below minimum wage and therefore against Federal Law. These morons have no concept of monetary values anywhere except in their own little nasty country. I just couldnt stop making fun of this turd My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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Attention: Mr. Calvin Hobbs
I highly appreciate to received your mails response Due to your respond you said "No one owes you money" But your name was find among those that the Federal Government Of Nigeria approve to transfer their contract sum $900,000,000.00 through the (CBN) Central Bank Of Nigeria and i want you to take this seriously. To be sure on this, I will forward the Original Payment approval on your name and i also want to inform you that Our British Finance Security Company here In London will make every development in transferring your fund to you through our Diplomatic security Transfer Unity. We are call this morning from the (CBN) that will are invited to come to the central bank on your behalf in signing all necessary issuing document for the transferring of your claim so i urge you to give us your full support in standing before you. Once again i want to remind you that you are ask to pay for the British Finance security officials fee which am going to mail you in my next email and kindly forward the requested information to this office immediately you read this letter. Name in full: . Occupation: ? Address: Country: Telephone Number: . Identity Card: ? (International passport or driver license required) Waiting to read from you soonest. British Finance Security co.(Bank Of England) Tel-Phone +447024033808 Mr. Jacob P. Wilson |
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Are you serious? You want to give me $900,000,000.00??? I know nothing about this. I have no contract outstanding from anyone. Thats nice though, I have a couple of bills that are due so that would help a little.
Calvin Hobbs Sales Director White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
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Attention: Mr. Calvin Hobbs
Yes am really serious of what am saying, and am also waiting to receive your full information as it requested from you. Mr. Calvin i wan you to take this seriously and confidantial to your self till you finalize this transfer of your benefit. In my previous mails i told you there, that this office is required for the officials asking fee which is $700 for the issuing of the approval certificate on your name as the right beneficiary to the said funds . What am expecting from you is to forward your full information as it requested one again, because the Federal Government In Nigeria we ask for the Original Payment Certificate before they can instruct the Central Bank Of Nigeria to handover your total fund to our company here in London so that we can proceed with the Transfer into your monitory bank account. I want you to hurry and pay the British Finance Officials charges. And i also want to put this into your notice that i'm travel down to Nigeria next Tomorrow to present my self on your behalf immediately i confirm your full data. Waiting to read from you soonest. British Finance Security co.(Bank Of England) Tel-Phone +447024033808 Mr. Jacob P. Wilson |
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Re-read your previous email to me again. You want to give me $900,000,000.00 because my name was approved on some contract sum that I know nothing about? Can you read? Let me ask again - $900,000,000.00??? That is almost one billion dollars that you say you are going to pay me. I understand that you are not real intelligent and maybe dont know how to write monetary figures, but tell me is that what you mean?
You want to give me almost one billion dollars? Is that right? Are you sure? Calvin Hobbs Sales Director White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
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Attention: Mr. Calvin Hobbs
In acknowledgment the receipt of your mails, Point of correction are you telling me that am not knowing what am saying? the said amount was approved on your name as your contract payment and i don't want the situation that you will be wasting my time because i have another things to go through on my desk. Tomorrow is Wednesday which i suppose to travel to appear at the front of the (CBN) Governor in the Federal Home capital Of Nigeria so am using this opportunity to inform you that am really sure that your total sum of $900,000,000.00 almost a Billion is willing to you and need to be transfer with-in 24 banking hours after all vita document have been issued and once again you need to send the $700 dollar that is requested from you so am expecting to read when you are going to send the requested fee, and also do not forget to forward all this request information list below here. Name in full: . Occupation: ? Address: Country: Telephone Number: . Identity Card: ? (International passport or driver license required) Your Faithfully British Finance Security co.(Bank Of England) Tel-Phone +447024033808 Mr. Jacob P. Wilson |
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So you want to give me $900,000,000.00 and I have to pay you $700 before I do? I dont know, that seems kind of steep. I dont think I am getting a fair deal here.
Calvin Hobbs Sales Director White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
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Attention: Mr. Calvin Hobbs
In acknowledgment the receipt of your mails, yes you have to pay $700 and the fee is not derductible from the fund in question you must pay this fee for the tranfer to commercne.whta is not fair deal about this ? I am not liar to you. Your Faithfully British Finance Security co.(Bank Of England) Tel-Phone +447024033808 Mr. Jacob P. Wilson |
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I didn't say you were a liar, coke-fiend; I was just making the point that $700 was a little steep for a $900,000,000.00 transfer. Maybe we could work something out? Negotiate the fee a little? I already have all of this money spent, so if you let me make payments after the transfer is received, I will make it worth your while. How does a shiny new nickel sound, huh?
Calvin Hobbs Sales Director White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
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Attention: Mr. Calvin Hobbs
What kind you afford to send me right and I will loaned you money for the balance. British Finance Security co.(Bank Of England) Tel-Phone +447024033808 Mr. Jacob P. Wilson |
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Oh my gawd! You are the biggest idiot that I have ever talked to. Do you think that I believe that for no reason, someone is sending me close to one billion dollars. Does your parents know that you are a fool? I would have liked to keep this going forever, but after your last response, I laughed so hard that I peed a little.
Calvin Hobbs Sales Director White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
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Attention: Mr. Calvin Hobbs
you don't have common sense talking to me like that? do you know who you are taking to, is not your fault is just that am doing my duty to do my job if you are not serious and you think that you can say stupid words to me bye British Finance Security co.(Bank Of England) Tel-Phone +447024033808 Mr. Jacob P. Wilson |
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The only advice I can really give you is that if you actually know who your parents are, to find them, walk up to them, and slap them both across the face. The real crime is theirs. Were they brother and sister? How you manage to function on a daily basis just boggles the mind. I read about people like you, but I did not really believe what I read. But you are living proof that you do not need a brain to function (or use a computer to steal from innocent people). I believe that criminals who do what you do should be locked up, tortured, beaten daily, for all of their pathetic lives, but in your case, I think your stupidity is punishment enough. I feel ill when I think about what a moron you are. God sure is vengeful, huh?
Calvin Hobbs Sales Director White Haven Computer Services http://WhiteHavenComputerServices.com |
| The part about me peeing myself a little is true... |
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