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| This is the typical Dying Rich Widow Scam. It’s a short scam because she was waiting for me to contact the lawyer, which I never did, and I more or less forgot about it. This was a shame because this bait had some real possibilities. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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PLEASE LISTEN TO THE CRY OF A DYING WIDOW. I want you to help me distribute my ($18, 000,000 USD) to charity as I am dying of cancer. You will get 30% of the money for your work. Kindly get back to me as soon as possible so that I can provide you with contact information of the Lawyer in Nigeria. May God bless you.
Mrs.Olivia Johnson |
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Was this email meant for me?
Thomas |
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My Beloved One , I am very happy to read your e-mail and also to have you in my life as my beloved one, in fact you are the Lord chosen to save my soul, and I promise never to let you down, hence you make up your mind to help a poor widow like me in sick bed, the good Lord will always bless you and you and your entire family for been there for me. Note, that 30% from the total funds is for you alone, and the 40% is for me which you will use to open a bank account on my name in your country, so as soon as I HEAL/OK as my doctor promise me, I will use it for any good business of your choice there. And the rest should be use for the needs motherless babies home and widows in your country, which you have to open a big organization on my NAME. As you can see, I want to make you the true next of kin to receive my Late Husband fund, which I made it clear to you before that you will never regret anything as far as I am concern. You are going to smile at the end of this transaction, however, I will advise you to contact the Lawyer, he is the only one to help us out to make this claim from the bank were this fund is deposited. Please feel free to fill the application letter below and Contact the Attorney immediately, is name is Mr. Fetus Kayamo, and tell him that I am the one that directed you to him for this favour, and let me know his respond. YOURS SISTER. Fill the letter below and send it to him immediately. SEND THE APPLICATION BELOW TO THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY AND CALL HIM AFTER FILLING THE LETTER. APPLICATION FOR LEGAL SERVICE: I APPLY FOR YOUR SERVICE TO REPRESENT ME REGARDING MY INHERITTANCE OF MY LATE UNCLE'S FUND WITH UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC. 1. I WANT YOU TO PROCURE ALL THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE ME CLAIM OUR INHERITTANCE. 2. SWEAR AN AFFIDAVIT OF NEXT OF KIN IN THE HIGH COURT OF LAW. 3. PROCURING OF ALL THE TRANSFER DOCUMENTS NEEDED 4. GUIDING ME THROUGH TILL THE TRANSACTION IS CONCLUDED. MY FUL NAME IS.............................................. MY ADDRESS............................................. MY TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS............................... I AM THE SURVIVING NEXT OF KIN, I AM THERE UNTIL THE DAY HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $18 MILLION USD WITH THE UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC, NOW I AM REPRESENTING THE MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY, AND WISH TO MAKE THE CLAIM OF OUR INHERITTANCE. I WILL APPRECAITE IF YOU CONSIDER MYAPPLICATION. YOURS FAITHFULLY, Mr/ Mrs............. N/B: THIS IS THE EMAIL ADDRESS OF THE LAWYER fetuskeyamo@yahoo.com HIS NAME IS BARRISTER FETUS KAYAMO, HE IS AN ACCREDITED ATTORNEY TO THE BANK WHERE THE FUND WAS DEPOSITED.PLEASE, AND COMPLY WITH HIS INSTRUCTION TO ENABLE HIM PROCEED IMMEDIATELY. BECAUSE IS THE ONE TO WORK WITH YOU AS I AM IN MY SICK BED NOW, HIS TELEPHONE....+234-8077299063, PLEASE CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THE MAIL TO HIM. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. YOURS SISTER. MRS.OLIVIA JOHNSON |
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When this butt-munch emailed me, “she” also copied it to other individuals (possible victims who I warned about her).
Who the hell is Mike Joliver? You sent the same message to him as you just sent to me! I thought I was the only one helping you with this – are you lying to me? Thomas Payne |
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My beloved one, Only God almighty knows that you are the only one I am offering this opportunity to claim out this fund and complete my mission for the orphans and widows, the name is error caused by me because my body is so weak, please fill the form and contact the attorney is the only one to work with you and make this happen on time as i am in my sick bed now. Keep me update in more development Yours sister Mrs. Olivia J |
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So because your body is weak, you typed another letter, that happened to be worded the exact same as mine, but sent it to someone else but also copied me on it for some reason?
Thomas |
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My beloved Thomas, I told you that you are the only person i want to handle over this transction to, it was a mistake and i want you to make this claim before friday next week, which you are advice to contact the lawyer as i told you so he will direct on how to apply for the claim. Yours sister Mrs.Olivia J |
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Well, if you are not smart enough to send emails correctly and to the right person, please don’t ask me to send you any sensitive or confidential data to you. With all of the identity theft that goes on nowadays, we don’t need anyone helping their cause. How do I contact the lawyer?
Thomas |
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YOU ARE THE LORD CHOSEN TO HELP ME, JUST GO AHEAD AND SEND THE APPLICATION BELOW TO THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY AND CALL HIM AFTER FILLING THE LETTER.
APPLICATION FOR LEGAL SERVICE: I APPLY FOR YOUR SERVICE TO REPRESENT ME REGARDING MY INHERITTANCE OF MY LATE UNCLE'S FUND WITH UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC. 1. I WANT YOU TO PROCURE ALL THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE ME CLAIM OUR INHERITTANCE. 2. SWEAR AN AFFIDAVIT OF NEXT OF KIN IN THE HIGH COURT OF LAW. 3. PROCURING OF ALL THE TRANSFER DOCUMENTS NEEDED 4. GUIDING ME THROUGH TILL THE TRANSACTION IS CONCLUDED. MY FUL NAME IS.............................................. MY ADDRESS............................................. MY TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS............................... I AM THE SURVIVING NEXT OF KIN, I AM THERE UNTIL THE DAY HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $18 MILLION USD WITH THE UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC, NOW I AM REPRESENTING THE MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY, AND WISH TO MAKE THE CLAIM OF OUR INHERITTANCE. I WILL APPRECAITE IF YOU CONSIDER MYAPPLICATION. YOURS FAITHFULLY, Mr/ Mrs............. N/B: THIS IS THE EMAIL ADDRESS OF THE LAWYER fetuskeyamo@yahoo.com HIS NAME IS BARRISTER FETUS KAYAMO, HE IS AN ACCREDITED ATTORNEY TO THE BANK WHERE THE FUND WAS DEPOSITED.PLEASE, AND COMPLY WITH HIS INSTRUCTION TO ENABLE HIM PROCEED IMMEDIATELY. BECAUSE IS THE ONE TO WORK WITH YOU AS I AM IN MY SICK BED NOW, HIS TELEPHONE....+234-8077299063, PLEASE CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THE MAIL TO HIM. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. YOURS SISTER. MRS.OLIVIA JOHNSON |
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I saw the letter you want me to write to the lawyer. Do you really want me to hire a lawyer to represent me that I have never met and know nothing about? Are you insane? And why do I need to be designated as next-of-kin? That doesn’t make sense. Why not just give me limited Power Of Attorney over the funds. You obviously haven’t thought this one out very good, because if I am designated as next-of-kin and I inherit this money, I could refuse to give any to you. That’s right – I could steal all of your money if I wanted to. A smart person would just give me PoA over the money that way you are still the owner. Who counseled you to do this? Was it that lawyer you want me to hire? If it was, then my hunch was right and he is an idiot. If you know a smarter lawyer, you should hire him to write a PoA, granting me access to the funds to set up your bank account in the US, but don’t designate anyone else as next-of-kin to your money – that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard and whoever told you to do that should be tarred and feathered. A dishonest person would steal everything you had and leave you with no money at all.
Thomas |
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My beloved one, What is going on now? Have you contacted the lawyer as i told you, pls rememer that you are my only hope to live again. Yours sister MRS.OLIVIA J |
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You didn’t respond to any of my questions – I asked who was the moron that gave you the advice to designate someone that you haven’t met from the internet as next of kin? Was it this idiot lawyer you want be to deal with? Are you simple-minded?
Thomas |
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My dear friend, am making you the next of kin do not permit you to be wiser than yourself, and i can never beg you to do what you will benefit from, if you are not willing to handle this just inform me to enable me look for another person immedaitely.
Yours sister Mrs oLIVIA J |
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Since you choose to be rude and insolent, please go find someone else. I was going to do this out of the goodness of my heart, and you act like a smart-ass bitch. I thought you were deeply religious?
Thomas |
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| Is she gone? I will let her stew a while before I try to contact her again. We’ll see if she comes back. |
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Nine days later...
My beloved one, What is going on? I am counting on you remember, please dont allow me to die without seeing this victory pass to you to complete my last wish. Yours Sister Mrs OLIVIA J |
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Wow, you must have extremely thick skin, along with your limited mental capabilities, poor spelling, and stanky cooch. I forget where we left off – something about the lawyer - Mike Joliver, I think his name was. Was he going to contact me or should I contact him? Did he finish the Power of Attorney yet?
Thomas |
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My Beloved one,
Remember that tomorrow's hopes and dreams may never die for as long as you believe in yourself and follow your heart. Kindnesses in your heart will guide you to accomplish many things in life and overcome all challenges, all obstacles, and love. Never give up, always have faith in yourself and you will gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve. Whatever you may do in future's way, never let anyone stand in the way of pursuing your dreams and wishes you have always dreamt of in your life. Know that you will always have families and friends to rely on and stand by whenever you need them. Vow to your words and soul that loving others with dignity and respect is the key to achieve great success and everlasting love in life. No matter what you may decide to do in life, the help, and the gratitude, will always be there from me, please follow the lawyer instruction when ever you hear from him, is the only person to help us and make it happen on time, and always update me immediately you hear from him. Thank you and I wish the best for you. Yours Sister Mrs.Olivia J |
| Unfortunately, as funny as this one was heading, it kind of fell by the wayside. That’s the problem when you try baiting too many idiots at once. The problem here was that I never contacted the fake lawyer, I was waiting for him to write me back without realizing I never wrote him, and Olivia was waiting for my response. When I realized my error, I tried contacting Olivia but her email was shut down. |
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