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| This fool emails me and does his best to beg me to take money that does not belong to me, even though he is confused by the amount. First it's $5 Mill, then $10 Mill - of course what does it matter? It is not mine and I won't take money that does not belong to me. My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, (ECOWAS), Attn: Beneficiary, Your $5 Million Dollars Compensation. Complement of the season to you and your beloved family!! I am Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde the Chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC).EFCC in alliance with economic community of West African states (ECOWAS) with the head office here in Nigeria. We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam artists in western part of Africa with the help of the United States government and the united Nation. We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various part of west Africa countries which includes ( NIGERIA , REPUBLIC OF BENIN , TOGO , GHANA CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL)and they are all in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria . We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-Crime commission and the united state Government have ordered the money recovered from the scamers to be shared among200 lucky people around the globe. This email is been directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in Our custody here in Nigeria . You are therefore being compensated with $10Million Dollars. We have also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, lottery Agent who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such fund which does not exist. Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of $5Million, we have arranged your Payment through our swift card payment centre. But not that, you are to make a payment of $120 dollars for the save keeping of your ATM CARD before it can be delivered to your house address. bellow is the payment information you have to use and make the payment today act very fast i am waiting your payment send it by western union or money gram i am waiting ok Reciever: FRANK OKOLIE Address: Lagos Nigeria Question: IN GOD Answer: WE TRUST Amount: .........120 ONLY OK MTCN: ........ Bellow are people like you who have received their ATM CARD successfully: (1).Name: Mrs Lydia Hilton (2)Name: Samuel Brown: (3) jacksoon lee (4) mark paul (5) luck ann Feel free to contact the processing office: Barrister Tom Warren .the swift card has been specially prepared to enable you withdraw Your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is five thousand dollars only per day. So you are advice to contact, the processing officer Barrister Tom Warren, with your provided information’s required. Person to Contact: Barrister Tom Warren (Esq) Emails: barristertomwarren@yahoo.com.hk Tel: +234 81 416876538 call me ok Provide the information below to enable him prepare your ATM Master Credit Card including your pin to access it. 1) YOUR FULL NAME. 2) YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS. 3) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. 4) YOUR PROFESSION. 5) YOUR ID/AGE. Best Regard, Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, LAGOS-NIGERIA. |
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I think you are confused – I have no fund due to me.
Greg |
| You have a funds here sir there are prooves and once you can get back to me with all information i will give you directives on what to do. |
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I have funds from what?
Greg |
| I have a proove if only you will reconfirm you details and i will fill them to the appropriate office that will handle it get back to me. |
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Answer the question - funds from what?
Greg |
| Your contract/compensation so you are to get back to me with your information so we can process your funds. |
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I told you, I have no contract with anyone from Africa. You have the wrong person.
Greg |
| Greg am telling you the real fact that you have a funds here if you want us to talk more do you have a yahoo chat so we can chat and discuss this more better |
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My yahoo id is gregvette0404, but hurry up because I am leaving soon. I am telling you I don't know nor have I ever talked to any Africans before. Greg |
| if you are in a hurry why not take your time and do what ever you want to do then let me know the Time you are free so we can discuss better how do you see that. |
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I am telling you that you have the wrong person.
Greg |
| no i dont i know what am talking about if you are true with what ever you are doing we can both have nice chat |
| I am online now --- gregvette0404 |
| He logs into yahoo IM and contacts me. He is the Chairman of the EFCC and his yahoo id is "I luv you mama". |
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I love you Mama: I love you Mama: hello this is the EFCC chairman gregvette0404: yeah? I love you Mama: how are you doing today Greg gregvette0404: fine gregvette0404: I am telling you that you have the wrong person gregvette0404: I dont know any africans nor have I done any business in africa I love you Mama: On behalf of the entire members and staffs of the UBA Bank of Africa (PNC) (UBA) and the President of United State Barrack Obama, we sincerely apologies for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences that we might have indulge you through. During the last financial records/audits conducted after the last quarter in the year 2009 by the United Bank for Africa (UBA) in collaboration with the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF), the Senate House and the Accountant General of the Federation, on outstanding contract Compensation payments of which the government is incurring deficit, I am mandated to make this acknowledgment officially to you by the powers imposed on me by President of United Nation (UN). gregvette0404: I dont know any africans nor have I done any business in africa I love you Mama: just read well I love you Mama: The contract was executed under a legitimate arrangement with the federal government without full payment at the initial time by Mr. Williams contractor who executed the contract valid at $10 million USD. In the contract Memorandum of Understanding (MOU), it was revealed, at the source, that your name is among the contractor's that has to be paid this year (2012). gregvette0404: I read it - and I am telling you that you have the wrong person gregvette0404: I am not a contractor I love you Mama: this have been since 2012 I love you Mama: until date I love you Mama: but your name was amoung I love you Mama: so why wont you get what belong to you gregvette0404: well, I am telling you that you are wrong - I am not a contractor I love you Mama: it dosent matter gregvette0404: I have never talked nor done business with anyone from africa I love you Mama: weather you are or not I love you Mama: well that is what you think gregvette0404: that is what I know...you have the wrong person I love you Mama: what is your private email I love you Mama: are you not on facebook I love you Mama: so definately its you sir gregvette0404: omg, do you understand english??? How am I listed as a contractor when I have never done business with anyone from africa???? I love you Mama: well this is your funds I love you Mama: and you are to get it I love you Mama: not mine gregvette0404: I think you are confused I love you Mama: am not gregvette0404: so you think that even though I have never been a contractor or done business in africa, that I am due some money from being a contractor to someone in africa??? I love you Mama: it happens gregvette0404: it is a mistake I love you Mama: but i just dont know why you are scared of your money I love you Mama: its never sir gregvette0404: it is not my money - do you understand??? I love you Mama: its yours gregvette0404: omg... I love you Mama: FOR RE-CONFIRMATION AND PAYMENT PURPOSE, KINDLY FORWARD THE FOLLOWING: 1: Beneficiary Name............ 2: Beneficiary address............ 3: Beneficiary Telephone No........ 4: Beneficiary Fax NO............... 5: Beneficiary Bank........... 6: Bank Address............... 7: Bank Telephone NO............. 8: Bank Fax NO...................... 9: Account NO........................ 10: Routing No....................... 11: Amount in Words............... 12: Contract Amount................... gregvette0404: so I get contractor money even though I am not a contractor??? I love you Mama: yes I love you Mama: As soon as the above information are received, your payment will be Made available to you through RemmitanceDepartment (UBA BANK) in transfer, which will hit your account in 24hours. Note that the ATM card has to be loaded by us with the contract sum before the delivery of the card will be made to you by DHL to your home address once you chose the ATM card payment. Your urgent response to this email will help facilitate the onward conclusion of this transaction without and further delays. Finally kindly get back to me via my email address ubabankny20000@gmail.com) so that we can proceed immediately. ASAP. Yours, Sincerely Phillips Oduoza MD/CEO Managing Director/Chief Executive. United Bank Of Africa (UBA) MFR. Phone 607-595-1851 Fax: 877-654-2671 Email : ubabankny20000@gmail.com gregvette0404: omg, are you really that stupid? I love you Mama: am not sir gregvette0404: ok, listen carefully then - I am not a contractor and I have never done business with anyone from africa - do you understand that??? I love you Mama: it doseent matter if you are not I love you Mama: accept your funds first gregvette0404: omg, you are an idiot gregvette0404: I am telling you that you have the wrong person I love you Mama: no I love you Mama: you are the person gregvette0404: are you really that stupid???? gregvette0404: I will not take money that does not rightfully belong to me - I am not a thief I love you Mama: i just dont know why you argue with me gregvette0404: because you are stupid and dont understand English - I am not a contractor and dont know anyone in africa I love you Mama: so what are you then? gregvette0404: I am a Corporate Accountant - I have never done business with any africans I love you Mama: then you are the person gregvette0404: omg, how stupid are you? I love you Mama: am not stupid I love you Mama: so what city are you? I love you Mama: and you are on facebook am i right gregvette0404: yes you are - you don't understand a simple concept gregvette0404: you should do your duty and find the correct person - because I am telling you it is not me I love you Mama: believe me its you gregvette0404: omg - I AM NOT A CONTRACTOR gregvette0404: do you understand???? I love you Mama: you are the person we are talking about I love you Mama: greg gregvette0404: you said my name is listed as a contractor - I am not a contractor - do you understand this - I am not the right person I love you Mama: you are I love you Mama: forget it then I love you Mama: you like arguement gregvette0404: I dont like arguing - I just can't believe how stupid you are I love you Mama: then forget it then I love you Mama: i will give it out to charity gregvette0404: ok, finally - give it to charity - it is not mine and I am not a thief I love you Mama: if thats what you want so shall it be gregvette0404: yes, do that - give it to charity I love you Mama: then bye I love you Mama: so there is no need talking again gregvette0404: ok, good day then I love you Mama: bye |
| Is it over? I feel good - that five or ten million is going to charity. Maybe this genius can use some to get an education... |
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