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| This was the first of three scammers who contacted me within 10 minutes of each other – all with the same exact story – army guy, 46 years old, with a child, wife died in a car accident two years ago, etc…In fact, the last of three started telling me about himself, so I asked, “Did your wife die two years back in a car accident?”, in which he replied, “Yes she did how bout u?”. LOL – didn’t even bat an eye as to how I knew, just kept on with his script. The other two, Salviatore (sic) and Michael Bitz, I talked to a few times and they always log in and out of Yahoo Messenger at the exact same time. I’m sure all three of these idiots are either the same person or at least in cahoots… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 1:28:10 PM
Philip Cole: hello debbiedawson0404: Hi debbiedawson0404: who are you? Philip Cole: are you there Philip Cole: debbiedawson0404: yes debbiedawson0404: I asked who you were? debbiedawson0404: hello? |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 2:39:30 PM
Philip Cole: how are u doing hun debbiedawson0404: fine - what happened Philip Cole: nice to here from u Philip Cole: philip by name from u s debbiedawson0404: where did you get my contact from Philip Cole: dating72.com debbiedawson0404: ok, cool Philip Cole: how are u doing over there debbiedawson0404: great - where are you? Philip Cole: am from u s but am in afganistan for mission Philip Cole: Philip Cole: are u there? debbiedawson0404: yes Philip Cole: so what are u doing for leaving..? debbiedawson0404: where in the US Philip Cole: texas Philip Cole: so what are u doing for leaving..? debbiedawson0404: what does that mean? debbiedawson0404: for leaving? Philip Cole: oh i mean what are u doing Philip Cole: are u working over there? debbiedawson0404: yes, I am an Accountant Philip Cole: nice Philip Cole: were are you from babe debbiedawson0404: I live in Ohio Philip Cole: well debbiedawson0404: ? Philip Cole: what's your real name debbiedawson0404: Debbie is my real name Philip Cole: nice name and am very glad to here from Nice English Nigerian… |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 2:52:44 PM
Philip Cole: do u have kid debbiedawson0404: no Philip Cole: how old are u? debbiedawson0404: 32 Philip Cole: nice Philip Cole: are u married before..? debbiedawson0404: no Philip Cole: nice Philip Cole: do u meet military armyman before...? debbiedawson0404: no, I do know a few Philip Cole: okay Philip Cole: since when you have been started the work...? debbiedawson0404: what? debbiedawson0404: you don’t speak English very well... Philip Cole: oh really debbiedawson0404: yes, why? Philip Cole: im in afganistan Philip Cole: ok debbiedawson0404: ok- Is English spoken differently there? Philip Cole: no Philip Cole: i like ur pretty face debbiedawson0404: thanks Philip Cole: im to find the woman of my type debbiedawson0404: ? debbiedawson0404: how old are you? Philip Cole: and i know is u Philip Cole: i lost my wife in mottor accident two year back that's why i want to have seriouse relationship with you. Philip Cole: i'm just close 45years of age debbiedawson0404: excuse me? You don’t even know me yet. You talk for 5 minutes and you want to have a serious relationship? Are you a freak? debbiedawson0404: You are 45? |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 3:10:17 PM
Philip Cole: Philip Cole: are u there? debbiedawson0404: You are 45? Philip Cole: yeah debbiedawson0404: you are too old for me Philip Cole: i look at ur pretty face you look like my wife debbiedawson0404: you are too old for me Philip Cole: oh Philip Cole: babe i hope's not mean debbiedawson0404: what??? debbiedawson0404: speak English... Philip Cole: babe is not mean debbiedawson0404: that doesn’t make sense debbiedawson0404: explain Philip Cole: dear but i believe that age is't matter most i hope to love each other the main in portant Philip Cole: debbiedawson0404: age matters to me - I would never date someone that much oldie than me Philip Cole: but i believe in love debbiedawson0404: well, good luck to you - I hope you find someone your own age Philip Cole: i just love you and i want u in my life Philip Cole: j just try to understand me Philip Cole: you are the love of my life debbiedawson0404: you are an idiot - you tell someone you love them after talking for 20 minutes??? Philip Cole: i love you so much Philip Cole: i hope's not mean Philip Cole: i just like ur pretty face Philip Cole: that's why i want u to be mine debbiedawson0404: you are a fucking idiot - go fuck yourself, fool Philip Cole: waoooh Philip Cole: are u try to hurt me |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 3:30:53 PM
Philip Cole: why Philip Cole: why debbiedawson0404: you are a fool - go away idiot Philip Cole: why are u hurting me debbiedawson0404: fuck off - go away fool Philip Cole: so u are to hurt someone debbiedawson0404: just go away moron Philip Cole: stop saying that to me ok Philip Cole: i just love you debbiedawson0404: fuck you - how stupid are you? Philip Cole: do u realize that im a military armyman? Philip Cole: u have to respect me Philip Cole: as i little as im debbiedawson0404: respect is earned you asshole Philip Cole: but u have to put respect on me debbiedawson0404: fuck you idiot debbiedawson0404: stupid asshole debbiedawson0404: don’t contact me again you fool Philip Cole: stop saying that ok debbiedawson0404: FUCK YOU AND GO AWAY debbiedawson0404: ARE YOU STUPID |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 3:42:39 PM
Philip Cole: hello debbiedawson0404: what Philip Cole: how are you doing over there? debbiedawson0404: what do you want, idiot? Philip Cole: dear i need you and want you in my life? debbiedawson0404: you are too stupid... Philip Cole: i need you soo much babe debbiedawson0404: you are too stupid... Philip Cole: omo oro ku se? debbiedawson0404: ? debbiedawson0404: what the hell is that? Philip Cole: omo aye mo ri is owo e? debbiedawson0404: what the fuck? What language are you speaking??? debbiedawson0404: are you insane? Philip Cole: tha't is language that we are speak in iraq? debbiedawson0404: I just looked it up on Yahoo - it is Nigerian Philip Cole: dear where you now? debbiedawson0404: so you are a Nigerian? debbiedawson0404: I guess that explains why you don’t speak English well... Philip Cole: what do you mean by dat? debbiedawson0404: you are speaking Nigerian - I just looked it up on Yahoo debbiedawson0404: so you are Nigerian? debbiedawson0404: you are not very smart, are you? Philip Cole: dear brb? debbiedawson0404: lol - ok Nigerian boy Philip Cole: what is time there? debbiedawson0404: 10:41PM debbiedawson0404: what time is it in Nigeria? Philip Cole: here is 6:45am...am not nigeria...am in iraq? debbiedawson0404: lol - you told me Afghanistan earlier today - did you forget? |
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IM Jan 5, 2012 11:07:09 PM
Philip Cole: hooooooo....am so sorry? debbiedawson0404: you are not very smart, are you Nigerian? debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: it helps if you remember where you say you are...lol Philip Cole: no am not nigeria man just try to understand me very well...? debbiedawson0404: lol - it is obvious idiot debbiedawson0404: I understand completely debbiedawson0404: why would you talk Nigerian to me - you gave yourself away??? Philip Cole: why are you hurt me? debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: how stupid are you Nigerian boy? debbiedawson0404: If you didn’t want me to know you are Nigerian, why did you start talking Nigerian to me??? debbiedawson0404: And then you don’t even remember where you said you are? That’s funny... Philip Cole: am not nigerian man? debbiedawson0404: you are an idiot - answer the question debbiedawson0404: If you didn’t want me to know you are Nigerian, why did you start talking Nigerian to me??? Philip Cole: dear brb debbiedawson0404: lol Philip Cole: lol debbiedawson0404: I have never met anyone as stupid as you before... debbiedawson0404: If you didn’t want me to know you are Nigerian, why did you start talking Nigerian to me??? debbiedawson0404: Did you think I wouldn’t look it up? debbiedawson0404: Run away Nigerian boy - it was a nice try, but you are too stupid |
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IM Jan 6, 2012 11:13:50 AM
debbiedawson0404: lets see - you don’t speak English very well, you do speak Nigerian, and you first say you are in Afghanistan then say you are in Iraq an hour later - hmmmm? debbiedawson0404: remember typing this yesterday? debbiedawson0404: “10:29:40 PM Philip Cole: omo oro ku se? 10:30:38 PM Philip Cole: omo aye mo ri is owo e?” debbiedawson0404: remember this from yesterday? debbiedawson0404: You said....omo oro ku se? debbiedawson0404: And then....omo aye mo ri is owo e? debbiedawson0404: I looked it up on Yahoo - it is Nigerian you idiot Philip Cole: are u mad debbiedawson0404: You are an idiot - you speak Nigerian to me then you try do deny it? I have the conversation saved you fool Philip Cole: idiot of u debbiedawson0404: lol - nice English Nigerian boy debbiedawson0404: are you ashamed to be black - is that why you pretend you are white? Philip Cole: know don't think so debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: go away little black beggar boy debbiedawson0404: I am glad you are so stupid that you don’t even remember you own lies - dead give-away Philip Cole: omo oleee debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: nice Nigerian beggar boy debbiedawson0404: stupid black fool Philip Cole: iya eee Philip Cole: stupid black fool Philip Cole: I am glad you are so stupid that you don’t even remember you own lies - dead give-away debbiedawson0404: nice monkey talk, Nigerian beggar Philip Cole: nice monkey talk, Nigerian beggar debbiedawson0404: I know you pretend you are white because you are ashamed to be black Philip Cole: go away little black beggar boy Philip Cole: I know you pretend you are white because you are ashamed to be black debbiedawson0404: lol - little black beggar is mad Philip Cole: are you ashamed to be black - is that why you pretend you are white? Yes, the little Nigerian child starts copying and pasting what I said back to me…lol. |
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IM Jan 6, 2012 11:50:23 AM
Philip Cole: debbiedawson0404: lol Philip Cole: lol debbiedawson0404: you nigerian children are so funny debbiedawson0404: I am sorry you are poor and black and stupid and have to beg from women |
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IM Jan 6, 2012 1:08:30 PM
Philip Cole: hey debbiedawson0404: LOL - HI Philip Cole: how are you there? debbiedawson0404: GREAT Philip Cole: and your work...lol? debbiedawson0404: great Philip Cole: nice to me you again? debbiedawson0404: ? debbiedawson0404: what? debbiedawson0404: try speaking proper english Philip Cole: and were are you nw? debbiedawson0404: at work debbiedawson0404: at my desk Philip Cole: okay Philip Cole: and which type of work you are doing now? debbiedawson0404: Accounting Philip Cole: at were? debbiedawson0404: My company Philip Cole: are you there? debbiedawson0404: YES Philip Cole: okay that is very nice work? Philip Cole: am very glad of it? debbiedawson0404: GEE, THATS NICE Philip Cole: Philip Cole: dear what is time there? debbiedawson0404: 1:06pm Philip Cole: talk to me? debbiedawson0404: ? Philip Cole: here is 9:15pm? Philip Cole: do you have kid there? |
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IM Jan 6, 2012 1:29:10 PM
debbiedawson0404: In Nigeria it would be 6:15PM wouldn’t it? Philip Cole: why? debbiedawson0404: that’s what your time is... Philip Cole: do you met any minitary man befor? debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: how stupid are you? debbiedawson0404: an hour ago you were speaking Nigerian again... Philip Cole: do you have kid there? debbiedawson0404: no Philip Cole: why debbiedawson0404: because I am not married, Nigerian Philip Cole: how old are you? debbiedawson0404: 32 Philip Cole: okay Philip Cole: am just get to married you? debbiedawson0404: speak english Philip Cole: what debbiedawson0404: am just get to married you? - THIS MAKES NO SENSE Philip Cole: i think you understand me? debbiedawson0404: no I don’t Philip Cole: okay Philip Cole: what can i do now? debbiedawson0404: I have no idea Philip Cole: are you there? debbiedawson0404: yes Philip Cole: okay? debbiedawson0404: what? |
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IM Jan 6, 2012 4:50:00 PM
Philip Cole: hello debbiedawson0404: hi Philip Cole: how are u doing there? debbiedawson0404: great Philip Cole: well Philip Cole: why are u insulting me? debbiedawson0404: because you are a stupid nigerian Philip Cole: just try to believe me i am not from there ok debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: you are so stupid, black boy Philip Cole: i have allready told you before debbiedawson0404: told me what? Philip Cole: i'm not from there debbiedawson0404: lol - you just speak Nigerian for fun? Philip Cole: when? debbiedawson0404: today and yesterday? debbiedawson0404: idiot Philip Cole: oh no debbiedawson0404: lol - I guess you are going to tell me it was someone else??? Philip Cole: dear just try to believe me debbiedawson0404: lol debbiedawson0404: you are the dumbest nigerian scammer I have ever talked to Philip Cole: pls try to understand me debbiedawson0404: you are the dumbest nigerian scammer I have ever talked to Philip Cole: why? debbiedawson0404: lol - maybe because your parents were stupid...how would I know why you are so dumb debbiedawson0404: Is that how you got so stupid? Because your parents were idiots? debbiedawson0404: not answering black boy? debbiedawson0404: still there Nigerian fool? |
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IM Jan 6, 2012 5:00:03 PM
debbiedawson0404: run away now, poor little stupid black beggar Philip Cole: go debbiedawson0404: what’s wrong beggar? Philip Cole: go debbiedawson0404: lol - idiot Nigerian Philip Cole: go debbiedawson0404: I am sorry you are poor and black and have to beg from women Philip Cole: just be on ur way idiot debbiedawson0404: I pity you debbiedawson0404: Why do all black people beg and steal? Why are all black stupid and smelly? Why do all black people have sex with goats? Why are all black people lazy and dirty? Why do all black people eat from trash cans? Why are all black people too stupid to get a real job? Philip Cole: pity for self Philip Cole: how dare u debbiedawson0404: do you like begging from women, black boy? Philip Cole: idiot |
| Wasn’t that hilarious – somewhere right before the end, the other two “Army guys” contacted me and this basically started all over again. The really funny part was that Michael Bitz, Army Guy #2, said, “omo oro ku se?” to me and then immediately explained that it was a language that all army men in Iraq use…lol. He was trying to rescue Philip from utter defeat! |
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