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As you are reading this chat transcript, try to imagine that it is a 46 year old white man that you are talking with… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
----- Our chat on Fri, 4/1/11 1:15 PM -----
Debbie (11:27 AM): hello? bruce willy (11:27 AM): yes Debbie (11:27 AM): who are you? bruce willy (11:28 AM): sorry igot your ID on yahoo chat room bruce willy (11:28 AM): hope you are not mad Debbie (11:28 AM): where did you get it? bruce willy (11:29 AM): yahoo chat room bruce willy (11:30 AM): i was there to look out for bruce willy (11:30 AM): people Debbie (11:30 AM): I don’t go into any yahoo chat rooms bruce willy (11:30 AM): i got it there any its showing you online bruce willy (11:30 AM): that was why i added you Debbie (11:31 AM): okay, so what do you want? bruce willy (11:31 AM): sorrry it seems you are kind of harsh and somehow angry bruce willy (11:31 AM): becos i got your ID Debbie (11:32 AM): no, I am not mad - just wondering where you got my id bruce willy (11:32 AM): go to the yahoo board and you will see all yahoo users that is online bruce willy (11:32 AM): and i just added three people bruce willy (11:32 AM): two responded bruce willy (11:33 AM): which you are one of them Debbie (11:33 AM): okay - I was just wondering why you contacted me? bruce willy (11:33 AM): and the last person is pending bruce willy (11:33 AM): No i was just trying to be friends bruce willy (11:33 AM): and thats all bruce willy (11:33 AM): i'm new here Debbie (11:33 AM): oh, okay bruce willy (11:34 AM): please what is your name , location and age Debbie (11:35 AM): I am Debbie, 31 years old and I live in Ohio bruce willy (11:35 AM): ha ha ha ha bruce willy (11:35 AM): Omg!!!!!!!!1 bruce willy (11:35 AM): Ohio bruce willy (11:35 AM): ? ? ? ? Debbie (11:35 AM): what? bruce willy (11:35 AM): holy moly!!!!! bruce willy (11:35 AM): got a friend in xenia and bruce willy (11:36 AM): hamilton bruce willy (11:36 AM): but been long that i have seen them now Debbie (11:36 AM): I have no idea where that is... bruce willy (11:36 AM): Awww.. Debbie (11:37 AM): where are you from? bruce willy (11:37 AM): from New york queens Debbie (11:37 AM): oh, cool bruce willy (11:37 AM): do you know ADDISON bruce willy (11:38 AM): in ohio? ? Debbie (11:38 AM): no...is that in Ohio? bruce willy (11:38 AM): Yes!!! those are popular places in Ohio bruce willy (11:38 AM): and i wonder how come you don't know them bruce willy (11:38 AM): :) bruce willy (11:39 AM): do you know UTICA ? ? Debbie (11:39 AM): Utica is in New York Debbie (11:39 AM): those are not popular places in Ohio bruce willy (11:40 AM): well maybe to you bruce willy (11:40 AM): but i have people and relatives there bruce willy (11:40 AM): that is why i'm asking you all those places Debbie (11:41 AM): okay bruce willy (11:42 AM): so where do you stay in Ohio ? ? Debbie (11:42 AM): in Tallmadge, near Akron bruce willy (11:42 AM): okay !! bruce willy (11:43 AM): i don't know the place bruce willy (11:43 AM): :) Debbie (11:43 AM): You dont know Akron, Ohio? Debbie (11:43 AM): Are you an American? bruce willy (11:44 AM): no a spainiard bruce willy (11:44 AM): i don't know Tallmadge, Debbie (11:44 AM): Tallmadge is a small city, but Akron is big bruce willy (11:44 AM): Yes!! bruce willy (11:45 AM): Are you an american ? ? Debbie (11:45 AM): yes bruce willy (11:45 AM): okay bruce willy (11:45 AM): so what do you for a living ? ? Debbie (11:46 AM): I work for a Computer company bruce willy (11:46 AM): okay !! that means you are a network engineer or something ? ? ? bruce willy (11:46 AM): as for me i'm a self employed person Debbie (11:46 AM): no, I do accounting bruce willy (11:47 AM): but you should still know about Ip address, oracle and networking bruce willy (11:47 AM): Right ? ? ? Debbie (11:47 AM): what do you do? Debbie (11:47 AM): I know some - why? bruce willy (11:47 AM): since you work in a computer company bruce willy (11:48 AM): as for me i own two stores Debbie (11:48 AM): my company does business networking bruce willy (11:48 AM): one for fast food and the other i deal electronics, cables and so on Debbie (11:48 AM): cool bruce willy (11:49 AM): Yes!!! Debbie (11:49 AM): my company builds and sells computers to institutional buyers bruce willy (11:49 AM): okay thats nice bruce willy (11:50 AM): so do you live alone bruce willy (11:50 AM): do you own a house or rented apartment bruce willy (11:50 AM): ? ? Debbie (11:50 AM): yes Debbie (11:50 AM): I own my own home bruce willy (11:50 AM): okay !! bruce willy (11:51 AM): i live in a rented apartment bruce willy (11:51 AM): but trying to find another realtor bruce willy (11:51 AM): for another place becos this is a small aprtment bruce willy (11:51 AM): and i need a bigger one as a growing man Debbie (11:52 AM): okay bruce willy (11:52 AM): Are you not going to work ? ? Debbie (11:53 AM): I am at work bruce willy (11:53 AM): so how come your free to chat with me ? ? Debbie (11:53 AM): I have two computers on my desk - I can do this and get work done bruce willy (11:53 AM): oh okay bruce willy (11:54 AM): well i'm on my blackberry bruce willy (11:54 AM): that is why i can chat with you now bruce willy (11:54 AM): i will be home by 4pm Debbie (11:54 AM): well you own the company you said... bruce willy (11:54 AM): not a company bruce willy (11:54 AM): but just two stores bruce willy (11:54 AM): Lol. Debbie (11:54 AM): you said you own two stores, didn’t you? bruce willy (11:54 AM): :):):):) bruce willy (11:55 AM): :) bruce willy (11:55 AM): :) bruce willy (11:55 AM): Yes!!!!!!!! Debbie (11:55 AM): how old are you? bruce willy (11:55 AM): 46 bruce willy (11:55 AM): why did you ask ? Debbie (11:56 AM): because you keep sending those stupid smiley faces like a child bruce willy (11:56 AM): sorry i was meant for my sister bruce willy (11:56 AM): i did it in a wrong box Debbie (11:56 AM): umm, ok... bruce willy (11:57 AM): why umm ? Debbie (11:57 AM): so you live in Queens bruce willy (11:57 AM): Yes!! jamaica precisely bruce willy (11:57 AM): what is your full name ? ? Debbie (11:57 AM): what? Debbie (11:57 AM): Jamaica - the country? bruce willy (11:57 AM): No ha ha ha ha ha ha bruce willy (11:57 AM): thats my hood name bruce willy (11:58 AM): Lmao bruce willy (11:58 AM): Not a country Debbie (11:58 AM): what does that mean? Debbie (11:58 AM): "hood name" bruce willy (11:58 AM): its a street name in queens Debbie (11:58 AM): one sec, okay bruce willy (11:58 AM): okay !!!!!!!!!! Debbie (12:01 PM): ok Debbie (12:01 PM): are you there? bruce willy (12:01 PM): Yes!!! bruce willy (12:01 PM): i'm here Debbie (12:02 PM): so are you in your office or in a car or what? bruce willy (12:03 PM): i just walked out of the office bruce willy (12:03 PM): walking around the store bruce willy (12:03 PM): with my phone bruce willy (12:03 PM): and pinging bruce willy (12:03 PM): on BB Debbie (12:03 PM): okay Debbie (12:04 PM): what is BB? bruce willy (12:04 PM): blackberry phone!!!!!!!! Debbie (12:04 PM): okay...lol - sorry Debbie (12:05 PM): what fast food restaurant do you own? bruce willy (12:05 PM): just a normal snacks shop bruce willy (12:05 PM): there are canopies there and people just come sit down chill bruce willy (12:05 PM): after the day's work bruce willy (12:05 PM): or during the recess Debbie (12:06 PM): what is it called? bruce willy (12:06 PM): Willy candy !!!!!!!!!!! bruce willy (12:06 PM): thats my nickname Debbie (12:07 PM): Willy Candy? And it is fast food? Debbie (12:07 PM): what kind of food do you sell? bruce willy (12:07 PM): Yes we make pizza, hotdogs, fried rice bruce willy (12:07 PM): pasta bruce willy (12:07 PM): and meatballs bruce willy (12:07 PM): too bruce willy (12:08 PM): and what is the name of your company ? ? Debbie (12:08 PM): White Haven Computer Services bruce willy (12:08 PM): okay !!! bruce willy (12:08 PM): is it a cybercafe or a company building bruce willy (12:08 PM): computers bruce willy (12:08 PM): i don't understand bruce willy (12:08 PM): ? ? ? Debbie (12:09 PM): We build computers - it is an office with a "factory" area bruce willy (12:09 PM): oh okay !! bruce willy (12:10 PM): so Are you single or maried bruce willy (12:10 PM): or engaged bruce willy (12:10 PM): ? ? Debbie (12:10 PM): single bruce willy (12:10 PM): okay !! bruce willy (12:10 PM): me divorced bruce willy (12:10 PM): two years ago bruce willy (12:10 PM): and lost my son last year CURTIS Debbie (12:11 PM): do you have children? Debbie (12:11 PM): oh, sorry bruce willy (12:11 PM): Yes Thank you !!! bruce willy (12:12 PM): i heard there are scammers here bruce willy (12:12 PM): is it true ? ? Debbie (12:12 PM): where? bruce willy (12:12 PM): online bruce willy (12:12 PM): My friend justin told me Debbie (12:12 PM): yes, you didn’t know that? bruce willy (12:12 PM): last week bruce willy (12:12 PM): i don't do all this online bruce willy (12:13 PM): i just began Debbie (12:13 PM): that’s funny that you mention that... bruce willy (12:14 PM): my friend helped me to open this email box Debbie (12:14 PM): why? bruce willy (12:14 PM): becos i was always busy bruce willy (12:14 PM): and i needed something new to do bruce willy (12:15 PM): that was why i bought this blackberry Debbie (12:15 PM): how hard is it to open an email account? You needed help with that? You must be a dolt. bruce willy (12:15 PM): bold 2 bruce willy (12:15 PM): No not hard but i just didn't have time bruce willy (12:15 PM): and always tired when i get home bruce willy (12:16 PM): i just eat, shower and jump on my bed Debbie (12:16 PM): yeah, that makes perfect sense... Debbie (12:18 PM): so i guess you are doing fairly well for yourself bruce willy (12:19 PM): Yes to take away dirty memories bruce willy (12:19 PM): i got Debbie (12:19 PM): what does that mean? bruce willy (12:19 PM): My lost son. broken home Debbie (12:20 PM): oh, okay Debbie (12:21 PM): how long have you lived in the states? bruce willy (12:21 PM): 11 years bruce willy (12:21 PM): i came here 1999 Debbie (12:21 PM): do you like living in New York? bruce willy (12:22 PM): Yes it was kind of hard Debbie (12:22 PM): why? bruce willy (12:22 PM): bills bruce willy (12:23 PM): i almost passed out when i came Debbie (12:23 PM): explain? bruce willy (12:23 PM): i had no job to survive bruce willy (12:23 PM): then i met my wife bruce willy (12:23 PM): and she had no work too bruce willy (12:23 PM): and we were both living on her SSI bruce willy (12:24 PM): then i got a job in a grocery store Debbie (12:24 PM): how old was she? bruce willy (12:24 PM): she is 40 bruce willy (12:25 PM): now Debbie (12:25 PM): she was disabled? bruce willy (12:26 PM): Yes!! she had problem with her kneel bruce willy (12:26 PM): and could not work Debbie (12:26 PM): okay Debbie (12:26 PM): but you are doing good now right? bruce willy (12:27 PM): Yes but no woman to look at her face bruce willy (12:27 PM): Debbie (12:27 PM): so why do you live in Queens? bruce willy (12:28 PM): just there to settle down bruce willy (12:28 PM): and live my normal life Debbie (12:29 PM): okay, just wondering - but you are doing good financially? bruce willy (12:30 PM): Yes for sure bruce willy (12:30 PM): at least i pay my apartment, own a car bruce willy (12:30 PM): and got two stores bruce willy (12:30 PM): fechting me money bruce willy (12:30 PM): and i'm not into crime bruce willy (12:30 PM): so i'm a free person Debbie (12:31 PM): it's just weird that you would still live in Queens bruce willy (12:31 PM): Yes !!! maybe but i'm used to the people over here bruce willy (12:31 PM): and i got a sister that is married bruce willy (12:31 PM): here too bruce willy (12:31 PM): her name is Isabel bruce willy (12:31 PM): she stays next to my apartment bruce willy (12:32 PM): so anytime i wanna move away she stops me bruce willy (12:32 PM): that is why i'm still here Debbie (12:32 PM): because Queens is the poorest part of New York with the most crime bruce willy (12:32 PM): Yes!!! lots of black people doing drugs bruce willy (12:32 PM): and gangster bruce willy (12:33 PM): burglars and lots of things Debbie (12:33 PM): yep - that’s why I wonder why you stay there bruce willy (12:33 PM): but i got a PO- PO living next to my apartment bruce willy (12:33 PM): so i'm safe Debbie (12:33 PM): what’s that? bruce willy (12:33 PM): i mean a police officer Debbie (12:33 PM): a PO- PO? bruce willy (12:33 PM): Yes thats what we call them herE bruce willy (12:34 PM): po- po bruce willy (12:34 PM): NICK NAME bruce willy (12:34 PM): :) Debbie (12:35 PM): still would scare me bruce willy (12:35 PM): No worries!!! bruce willy (12:35 PM): but i'm planning on moving to manhattan bruce willy (12:35 PM): area bruce willy (12:35 PM): By God's grace Debbie (12:36 PM): black people don’t care about police - they will kill them as fast as anyone else bruce willy (12:36 PM): Hmmm. bruce willy (12:36 PM): Yes bruce willy (12:36 PM): i was scared everyday before when i came here 1999 bruce willy (12:36 PM): becos there was always Driveshooting bruce willy (12:36 PM): by gangsters bruce willy (12:36 PM): and rape cases bruce willy (12:37 PM): but as times goes on bruce willy (12:37 PM): i became part of the place bruce willy (12:37 PM): i was used to it Debbie (12:37 PM): what do you pay in rent a month? bruce willy (12:37 PM): $650 bruce willy (12:37 PM): its a big apartment bruce willy (12:37 PM): four bedroom bruce willy (12:37 PM): community pool bruce willy (12:38 PM): ansd so other facilites Debbie (12:38 PM): you live alone in a four bedroom apartment bruce willy (12:38 PM): Yes!!! but sometimes my brother comes from madrid bruce willy (12:38 PM): to come say hi bruce willy (12:38 PM): or summer bruce willy (12:38 PM): vacation Debbie (12:39 PM): then why did you say you were looking for a realtor to find a bigger apartment? bruce willy (12:39 PM): yes becos i need to relocate bruce willy (12:40 PM): becos anybody am meeting as a girl would not like this environment bruce willy (12:40 PM): and some other factors Debbie (12:40 PM): okay bruce willy (12:40 PM): so what is like in your place ? ? bruce willy (12:40 PM): how come you own a house ? ? bruce willy (12:41 PM): is it now expensive Debbie (12:41 PM): what do you mean how come I own a house? bruce willy (12:41 PM): over there to own a house Debbie (12:41 PM): It is not expensive to buy a house bruce willy (12:41 PM): how much ? Debbie (12:41 PM): how much did my house cost? bruce willy (12:41 PM): Yes!! Debbie (12:41 PM): $245,000.00 bruce willy (12:42 PM): oh bruce willy (12:42 PM): still cheap bruce willy (12:42 PM): over here you will not see a house not less than $500,000 Debbie (12:42 PM): over where? bruce willy (12:42 PM): and higher bills bruce willy (12:42 PM): New york !!!!!!!!!1 Debbie (12:43 PM): not in Queens bruce willy (12:43 PM): electric bills, and other bills bruce willy (12:43 PM): will be high bruce willy (12:43 PM): Yes not in queens bruce willy (12:43 PM): in queens you will see a house of $150k to $200k bruce willy (12:43 PM): but it will be in equity bruce willy (12:43 PM): not mortgage Debbie (12:44 PM): you are confused I think bruce willy (12:44 PM): i mean in queens you can only see houses of $150,000.00 bruce willy (12:44 PM): or $200,000.00 bruce willy (12:44 PM): but in other part of New york Debbie (12:44 PM): no you are wrong bruce willy (12:45 PM): You can verify bruce willy (12:45 PM): things are kind of expensive here too bruce willy (12:45 PM): not the way you think bruce willy (12:45 PM): :) Debbie (12:46 PM): I guess, that must be in just certain areas bruce willy (12:47 PM): Yes bruce willy (12:47 PM): so the house you own is it a equity plan or you paid for it once bruce willy (12:47 PM): or still paying Debbie (12:48 PM): I have a mortgage, of course bruce willy (12:48 PM): i don't understand Debbie (12:48 PM): you don’t understand what? bruce willy (12:48 PM): you mean you are still paying on Debbie (12:48 PM): you*** bruce willy (12:48 PM): or you have finished paying for the house bruce willy (12:48 PM): or you have paid part bruce willy (12:48 PM): of the money Debbie (12:48 PM): no, I have a mortgage bruce willy (12:49 PM): explain the mortgage pleae bruce willy (12:49 PM): i'm kind of confused Debbie (12:49 PM): you don’t know what a mortgage is? bruce willy (12:49 PM): no!!! Debbie (12:50 PM): I guess you are not educated? bruce willy (12:51 PM): i only know about equity bruce willy (12:51 PM): i only went to some colleges bruce willy (12:51 PM): and over in spain bruce willy (12:51 PM): we don't do equity, mortagge bruce willy (12:51 PM): and so on bruce willy (12:51 PM): U.S and canada do Debbie (12:52 PM): I have never met a person who didn’t know what a mortgage was - my 11 year old nephew knows what a mortgage is bruce willy (12:52 PM): Yes!!! bruce willy (12:52 PM): i'm not your citizen bruce willy (12:53 PM): so i don't know much about your things bruce willy (12:53 PM): over here Debbie (12:53 PM): you have been in the country 11 years and don’t know what a mortgage is? My nephew has only been alive 11 years and knows what one is Debbie (12:55 PM): You are not a US Citizen? bruce willy (12:55 PM): Yes i told you bruce willy (12:55 PM): spaniard/spanis h Debbie (12:55 PM): yes you are a citizen? Debbie (12:56 PM): I know you said your were spanish - but are you a citizen? bruce willy (12:56 PM): well i don't classify myself bruce willy (12:56 PM): as your citizen bruce willy (12:56 PM): Yes i'm bruce willy (12:56 PM): but i still classify myself bruce willy (12:57 PM): as a spanish man bruce willy (12:57 PM): in abroad Debbie (12:57 PM): it just boggles the mind bruce willy (12:57 PM): well maybe bruce willy (12:58 PM): so have you finish paying for the house Debbie (12:58 PM): no - a mortgage is a real estate loan secured by the deed to the house bruce willy (12:59 PM): so you mean you will have to pay the money within speculated time Debbie (12:59 PM): yes Debbie (12:59 PM): that is how loans work bruce willy (1:00 PM): okay !! bruce willy (1:00 PM): so how much have you paid in the $245.000 bruce willy (1:00 PM): you must really be a strong woman Debbie (1:01 PM): what does that mean? Debbie (1:01 PM): How much do you make a year? Debbie (1:02 PM): I have paid off about $55,000 of my mortgage bruce willy (1:02 PM): thats nice bruce willy (1:03 PM): i make like $200,000 in a year from the two stores plus outside contract bruce willy (1:03 PM): supplying stuffs for birthday parties bruce willy (1:03 PM): weding cake bruce willy (1:03 PM): and so on Debbie (1:03 PM): lol...ok bruce willy (1:04 PM): why did you laugh ? Debbie (1:04 PM): that’s more than I make bruce willy (1:04 PM): bruce willy (1:04 PM): how much do you make a year bruce willy (1:04 PM): ? ? Debbie (1:05 PM): so you make $200,000.00 a year and you supply parties with cake? bruce willy (1:05 PM): Yes!!! Debbie (1:05 PM): I make $125,000.00 plus full benefits and 401(k) bruce willy (1:05 PM): ha ha ha ha bruce willy (1:05 PM): Your really funny Debbie (1:06 PM): what’s so funny? bruce willy (1:07 PM): Your smiley bruce willy (1:08 PM): so how has your past relationship been ? ? bruce willy (1:08 PM): tell me more please Debbie (1:08 PM): obviously they didn’t work out since I am single bruce willy (1:09 PM): why ? bruce willy (1:09 PM): what happened ? Debbie (1:09 PM): just wanted different things, i guess bruce willy (1:10 PM): different thing like what ? ? Debbie (1:10 PM): I don’t know - i have been just concentrating on my career mostly bruce willy (1:11 PM): okay bruce willy (1:11 PM): since when i have you been working Debbie (1:11 PM): since I graduated college bruce willy (1:13 PM): okay thats nice bruce willy (1:13 PM): i will be needing to go now Debbie (1:13 PM): ok bruce willy (1:13 PM): i wanna attend to some of my clients bruce willy (1:13 PM): hope to chat with you soonest Debbie (1:13 PM): what clients? Debbie (1:14 PM): your stores have clients? bruce willy (1:14 PM): people who wants to come give me design for cakes Debbie (1:14 PM): oh, okay...lol bruce willy (1:14 PM): and order for chicken and chips Debbie (1:14 PM): lol – sounds like a wedding I would like to be at – chicken and chips – yum, yum, yum bruce willy (1:15 PM): i need to go now baby !!!!!! bruce willy (1:15 PM): bye for now Debbie (1:15 PM): okay – talk to you later – let me know how the Bucket of KFC/Bag O’ Lays Wedding works out for ya… bruce willy (1:15 PM): :):):):):) Debbie (1:15 PM): bye |
This was getting funnier and funnier, more and more as we went on. I can’t wait until we can continue with this fool, but it may not happen because I have not seen him online for over 6 weeks now, which means his email address was probably shut down. |
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