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| This chat scambait is appropriately named because I go over the top on this fool a few different times over some very silly things she says. She begs and pleads for my forgiveness. I need to lighten up a bit! My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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----- Our chat on Mon, 10/4/10 11:32 AM -----
Coleen James (9:39 AM): hi Coleen James (9:46 AM): hi Greg’s (9:50 AM): hello Coleen James (9:51 AM): how are you doing? Greg’s (9:51 AM): good you? Coleen James (9:51 AM): fine Greg’s (9:52 AM): what are you doing now... Coleen James (9:52 AM): just in my home Coleen James (9:53 AM): nohting much Coleen James (9:53 AM): and you? Greg’s (9:53 AM): I'm at work Coleen James (9:53 AM): ok Coleen James (9:54 AM): so how is your work? Greg’s (9:54 AM): good Coleen James (9:54 AM): ok Coleen James (9:55 AM): what have you been doing since all these days Coleen James (9:55 AM): i think we chat yesterday right? Greg’s (9:55 AM): working on my house, keeping busy Coleen James (9:55 AM): what are you doing there? Greg’s (9:56 AM): no we didn’t chat yesterday - you must have me confused with someone else Coleen James (9:56 AM): ok am sorry Greg’s (9:56 AM): I guess I'm not the only guy you chat with, huh? Coleen James (9:57 AM): no its a friend Coleen James (9:57 AM): what is yor real name? Greg’s (9:58 AM): Greg Coleen James (9:58 AM): just to verify Coleen James (9:58 AM): am sorry,you from? Greg’s (9:59 AM): You don’t remember talking to me at all, do you? Coleen James (10:00 AM): yes Coleen James (10:00 AM): i remembered that we talked but didnt ask your name Greg’s (10:01 AM): Well, I did tell you my name when I first contacted on www.dating72.co m Coleen James (10:01 AM): ok Coleen James (10:01 AM): am sorrry Coleen James (10:02 AM): just got you veru well now Coleen James (10:02 AM): so what have you been upto/ Coleen James (10:02 AM): ? Greg’s (10:03 AM): like I said - work and working on my house, mostly Coleen James (10:03 AM): what are you doing to your house Coleen James (10:03 AM): ? Coleen James (10:04 AM): are you there? Greg’s (10:04 AM): I'm here - I just bought a new house - I have a lot of work to do - putting up shelves, painting, etc... Coleen James (10:05 AM): ok Coleen James (10:05 AM): congratulation ssss Greg’s (10:05 AM): thanks - it’s been over a month now since I moved in and I'm still trying to get stuff done... Coleen James (10:06 AM): where is the place? Greg’s (10:06 AM): in Tallmadge Ohio... Coleen James (10:07 AM): nice Coleen James (10:07 AM): congratulation ssss once more Greg’s (10:08 AM): thanks Greg’s (10:08 AM): I still have to sell my other house Coleen James (10:08 AM): where in ohio too? Greg’s (10:09 AM): yes Coleen James (10:09 AM): how much does it worth? Greg’s (10:10 AM): which one? Coleen James (10:11 AM): both Greg’s (10:12 AM): my old one I'll sell for about $120,000 it's not that big. The new one I bought for $230,000 Coleen James (10:13 AM): great Coleen James (10:13 AM): i envy you Coleen James (10:13 AM): congratulation sssss Greg’s (10:14 AM): you don’t have a house? Where do you live? Coleen James (10:15 AM): i reside in liverpool Coleen James (10:15 AM): i dont own a house Greg’s (10:16 AM): live in an apartment? Coleen James (10:17 AM): yes Coleen James (10:18 AM): its my dream to own a house for myself Greg’s (10:19 AM): are houses pretty expensive in England? Coleen James (10:19 AM): pretty Coleen James (10:19 AM): just a bit Coleen James (10:20 AM): but dont know about yours there Coleen James (10:22 AM): are you there>? Greg’s (10:22 AM): yes Greg’s (10:22 AM): It's the right time to buy - home prices are really low as well as interest... Coleen James (10:23 AM): are you married? Greg’s (10:24 AM): why would I be on a dating site if I was married? Coleen James (10:25 AM): so you are not married Coleen James (10:25 AM): just about to ask you what you looking for in here Greg’s (10:27 AM): I looking for an intelligent, career- driven independent woman - I guess that is too much to ask, huh? Coleen James (10:27 AM): yes Coleen James (10:27 AM): am looking for a husband here too Coleen James (10:29 AM): are you there? Greg’s (10:29 AM): yes Greg’s (10:29 AM): I am working as we chat - don’t panic... Greg’s (10:30 AM): what do you do for a living? Coleen James (10:30 AM): i do sales and marketting Greg’s (10:31 AM): for what company? Coleen James (10:32 AM): self employed Greg’s (10:32 AM): what do you mean by that - lol? Coleen James (10:33 AM): i do it by myself Coleen James (10:33 AM): i learnt from my late parents Greg’s (10:34 AM): I know what self-employed means, nub, I meant what do you sell and market on your own? Coleen James (10:34 AM): art works Coleen James (10:35 AM): paintings Coleen James (10:36 AM): u there? Greg’s (10:37 AM): yes, I'm here... Coleen James (10:37 AM): you not talking Greg’s (10:37 AM): I am at work - if I don’t answer immediately, be patient... Coleen James (10:38 AM): ok Greg’s (10:38 AM): I can chat and get work done, so don’t panic... Coleen James (10:38 AM): no problem Greg’s (10:38 AM): so you sell and market paintings? do you paint them? Coleen James (10:39 AM): painters do them for me Greg’s (10:40 AM): so you are like an agent or broker? Coleen James (10:40 AM): yes Coleen James (10:41 AM): you get it Greg’s (10:41 AM): do you make a lot of money doing this? Coleen James (10:42 AM): just a bit Coleen James (10:42 AM): you know i need to survive Coleen James (10:43 AM): since i have nobody to cater for me Greg’s (10:43 AM): just a bit? What’s that mean? Like how much a month do you make doing this? Sorry, I'm just curious... Coleen James (10:44 AM): ok Coleen James (10:45 AM): i make about 5000 monthly Coleen James (10:45 AM): you there>? Greg’s (10:46 AM): I'm here Coleen James (10:46 AM): why are you asking these questons? Greg’s (10:46 AM): Damnit, would you give me second to answer Greg’s (10:46 AM): what do you mean why am I asking - I was curious... Coleen James (10:47 AM): no just asking Coleen James (10:47 AM): are you angry with that? Greg’s (10:48 AM): just didn’t know what a job like that would pay - I'm not angry - just getting annoyed when you ask if "i am here" if I don’t answer in two seconds... Coleen James (10:48 AM): ok Coleen James (10:48 AM): am sorry Coleen James (10:49 AM): my apology Greg’s (10:49 AM): that’s pretty good money you make doing that - I will admit that Coleen James (10:49 AM): thanks Greg’s (10:49 AM): so why can’t you buy a house? Coleen James (10:50 AM): i will pay tax,pay painters Coleen James (10:50 AM): whats left? Coleen James (10:50 AM): but i will still own a house Coleen James (10:51 AM): just dont want to be impatient Greg’s (10:52 AM): what do you mean pay painters? So the $5000 does not include returning the money to the painter? Coleen James (10:52 AM): sometimes i buy readymades Greg’s (10:54 AM): So when you said you make $5000/month - that’s just the gross amount you bring in, without subtracting expenses - so it's not what you make a month, right? Coleen James (10:54 AM): yes Coleen James (10:55 AM): depending on sales rate Coleen James (10:55 AM): and demand Greg’s (10:56 AM): you should hire an Accountant to work for you, because it seems you don't know a whole lot about finance. Or about anything else. May help your business a bit. Coleen James (10:56 AM): can you help me with that? Greg’s (10:57 AM): teach you finance? Coleen James (10:57 AM): can you? Greg’s (10:58 AM): LOL - I suppose... Coleen James (10:58 AM): ok Coleen James (10:58 AM): teach me Greg’s (10:58 AM): one sec Coleen James (10:59 AM): ok Greg’s (11:00 AM): okay - sorry Coleen James (11:01 AM): no problem Greg’s (11:03 AM): so what do you want to know about finance - how about when someone asks you what you make a month, that this means the NET Amount, which means subtracting Cost of Goods Sold, and any other expenses, excluding taxes... Coleen James (11:03 AM): ok Coleen James (11:03 AM): am with you Greg’s (11:04 AM): Who does your accounting now? Coleen James (11:05 AM): you mean? Greg’s (11:06 AM): If you have a Business, you have to account for it and file the forms with the government - who does this now? Coleen James (11:08 AM): the painter does that Greg’s (11:09 AM): no - you have to account for your gross income, expenses, wages, etc. to determine your NET and the associated taxes... Coleen James (11:09 AM): ok Greg’s (11:09 AM): the painter has nothing to do with your income or accounting... Coleen James (11:10 AM): i will do that then Greg’s (11:11 AM): how long have you been doing this? Coleen James (11:11 AM): less than 6months now Coleen James (11:12 AM): since i lost my parents Greg’s (11:12 AM): so how do you pay taxes if you don’t account for your own business? Coleen James (11:13 AM): the painter do that Greg’s (11:13 AM): you are obviously not too bright – hold one sec again - brb Coleen James (11:13 AM): am looking for another job though Greg’s (11:16 AM): okay - had to run to the bathroom Coleen James (11:17 AM): ok Coleen James (11:17 AM): are you through? Greg’s (11:17 AM): going to the bathroom? yes, I am through or I would be sitting in a warm puddle... Coleen James (11:18 AM): ok Greg’s (11:19 AM): Good thing you haven’t been doing this long or you would probably be in jail Coleen James (11:20 AM): thank you so much Greg’s (11:21 AM): no problem... Greg’s (11:22 AM): I hope your parents didn’t teach you that part of the business Coleen James (11:22 AM): not much thats the am looking for another job Coleen James (11:22 AM): but i like it Coleen James (11:23 AM): maybe i will learn more about it Greg’s (11:24 AM): okay... Coleen James (11:25 AM): thank you so much Coleen James (11:25 AM): its nice meeting you Greg’s (11:25 AM): u too Coleen James (11:25 AM): ok Coleen James (11:26 AM): what time is it there ? Greg’s (11:26 AM): 11:26 Greg’s (11:26 AM): almost lunchtime... Coleen James (11:26 AM): ok Greg’s (11:29 AM): I better get back to work here - nice chatting with you - don’t forget everything about me next time we chat... Coleen James (11:29 AM): ok Coleen James (11:29 AM): when nxt are you gonna be online? Greg’s (11:31 AM): I am usually online 9:00AM - 5:00PM EST while I am at work - I can chat if I'm not too busy Coleen James (11:31 AM): ok Coleen James (11:31 AM): i will be oping to chat with you later Coleen James (11:32 AM): take care fo yourself Greg’s (11:32 AM): bye |
| Pretty funny first chat. I like how she amended the amount she made, $5000.00/month down to having to pay painters, taxes, etc. – after all, can’t make too much money if you are going to beg like a dog later. |
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----- Our chat on Wed, 10/6/10 11:56 AM -----
Coleen James (11:37 AM): hi Greg’s (11:37 AM): Hello - you remembered me - wow, amazing... Coleen James (11:38 AM): why wont i remember you? Greg’s (11:39 AM): you didn’t last time we talked, genius... Coleen James (11:40 AM): iknow who you are now Coleen James (11:40 AM): why did you call me genuis? Greg’s (11:40 AM): just being funny Coleen James (11:41 AM): ok Coleen James (11:41 AM): thanks Coleen James (11:41 AM): how is your day going? Greg’s (11:41 AM): going good - almost lunchtime Coleen James (11:42 AM): how is your job? Coleen James (11:42 AM): and you finished with your house? Greg’s (11:42 AM): no, not finished - still have a lot to do... Greg’s (11:43 AM): job is good Coleen James (11:43 AM): ok Coleen James (11:44 AM): do you have any friendsat all? Greg’s (11:44 AM): what’s that mean? Coleen James (11:45 AM): just wanna ask you how are your friends? Greg’s (11:45 AM): You ask me if I have friends? Do you think I am a loser? Coleen James (11:46 AM): thats not what i meant Coleen James (11:47 AM): just wanna if you have friends Greg’s (11:47 AM): you asked 'if I had any friends at all" - what the hell is that supposed to mean, carpetmuncher? Coleen James (11:48 AM): ok am sorry Greg’s (11:48 AM): of course I have friends, you stupid bitch Greg’s (11:48 AM): how dare you say that to me... Coleen James (11:49 AM): am sorry Coleen James (11:49 AM): sorry Coleen James (11:49 AM): am sorry Greg’s (11:49 AM): I have never been so insulted before, you whore - I can’t believe you just asked me that Coleen James (11:49 AM): am sorry Coleen James (11:50 AM): why did you take it so serious like this Greg’s (11:50 AM): You just asked me "if I had any friends at all" - how was I supposed to take it, bitch? Coleen James (11:51 AM): ok Coleen James (11:51 AM): am sorry Greg’s (11:51 AM): I can't believe you... Coleen James (11:51 AM): my mistake Coleen James (11:51 AM): am sorry Greg’s (11:52 AM): ridiculous... Coleen James (11:53 AM): my apologies Greg’s (11:54 AM): I am getting ready for lunch anyways - I don’t think I should talk to you right now Coleen James (11:55 AM): please am sorry Coleen James (11:55 AM): but i dont mean to hurt you just like that Greg’s (11:56 AM): we'll talk maybe tomorrow when I am not so angry, slut... Greg’s (11:56 AM): goodbye |
| Oh my god was that fun! I love when then plead for me to accept their apology and I get to call them every name I can think of! |
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----- Our chat on Fri, 10/8/10 2:42 PM -----
Coleen James (1:16 PM): hi Coleen James (1:17 PM): why are you not talking to me? Coleen James (1:17 PM): are you still upset with me? Coleen James (1:18 PM): are you there? Greg’s (1:18 PM): I'm okay now... Coleen James (1:18 PM): am sorry for the other day Greg’s (1:19 PM): its okay, it's forgotten Coleen James (1:19 PM): ok Coleen James (1:19 PM): thanks Coleen James (1:19 PM): so how are you doing? Greg’s (1:20 PM): doing good - here at work Coleen James (1:20 PM): how is your work today? Greg’s (1:21 PM): good - how about you? what are you doing? Coleen James (1:22 PM): am at home just ready to cook Greg’s (1:22 PM): okay - sounds fun... Coleen James (1:22 PM): really? Coleen James (1:23 PM): are you flattering me? Greg’s (1:24 PM): how do you mean? Coleen James (1:24 PM): you telling me its fun Coleen James (1:24 PM): not doing anything Greg’s (1:25 PM): cooking is fun - how is that flattering you? Coleen James (1:26 PM): ok Coleen James (1:26 PM): when are you going home? Coleen James (1:27 PM): has your work for today not finished yet? Greg’s (1:28 PM): I leave at 5:00PM Coleen James (1:29 PM): whats the time now? Greg’s (1:29 PM): 1:30PM Coleen James (1:30 PM): still have a long way to go,right? Greg’s (1:33 PM): 3 and one half - it'll go quick, mathwhiz Coleen James (1:33 PM): ok Coleen James (1:34 PM): are you normally online when you get home? Greg’s (1:34 PM): later in the evening - I think I am going to dinner tonight with friends Coleen James (1:35 PM): ok Coleen James (1:35 PM): you party a lot right? Coleen James (1:36 PM): i mean do you party? Greg’s (1:37 PM): no, never Coleen James (1:37 PM): ok Coleen James (1:37 PM): are you a christian? Greg’s (1:37 PM): no Coleen James (1:37 PM): what? Greg’s (1:38 PM): I said no Coleen James (1:38 PM): what si your religion? Greg’s (1:38 PM): I am atheist Coleen James (1:38 PM): not heard about it before? Coleen James (1:39 PM): what religion is that? Greg’s (1:39 PM): what nationality are you? Coleen James (1:40 PM): england Coleen James (1:40 PM): am an english Greg’s (1:41 PM): And you dont know what atheism is? Did you go to school? (she looks it up) Coleen James (1:42 PM): why dont you belief in god? Greg’s (1:43 PM): Oh, you looked it up on the internet - good for you... Greg’s (1:43 PM): no I don’t Coleen James (1:43 PM): but why? Greg’s (1:44 PM): why what? Coleen James (1:44 PM): just wanna know Coleen James (1:45 PM): are you there? Coleen James (1:48 PM): not talking me anymore? Coleen James (1:50 PM): are you there? Greg’s (1:52 PM): sorry Greg’s (1:52 PM): had to do something Coleen James (1:52 PM): are you busy? Greg’s (1:53 PM): not mow Greg’s (1:53 PM): now Coleen James (1:54 PM): are you going to work tomorrow? Greg’s (1:54 PM): I don’t work on Saturdays Coleen James (1:54 PM): ok Coleen James (1:55 PM): are you gonna be online tomorrow? Greg’s (1:55 PM): no, probably not Coleen James (1:55 PM): why? Greg’s (1:56 PM): it’s my day off - I have a million things to do Coleen James (1:56 PM): havent you finished with your house? Greg’s (1:57 PM): not even close - and have to go grocery shopping Greg’s (1:57 PM): and do some other things, then going to a bonfire... Coleen James (1:58 PM): ok Coleen James (1:58 PM): when are you gonna be back? Greg’s (1:59 PM): online? Coleen James (1:59 PM): yes Greg’s (1:59 PM): Sunday or Monday probably Coleen James (2:07 PM): ok Coleen James (2:08 PM): are you still there? Greg’s (2:08 PM): yes... Greg’s (2:08 PM): are you leaving now? Coleen James (2:08 PM): are you busy? Greg’s (2:09 PM): no Coleen James (2:09 PM): ok Coleen James (2:09 PM): tell me more about yourself Greg’s (2:10 PM): Like what - ask anything? Coleen James (2:10 PM): do you have a girlfriend? Greg’s (2:11 PM): why would I be on a dating site if I did? Coleen James (2:12 PM): ok Coleen James (2:12 PM): do you have any experience with ladies? Greg’s (2:13 PM): I am 41 years old - I would hope so... Coleen James (2:13 PM): and what type of woman do you want? Coleen James (2:14 PM): are you busy? Greg’s (2:15 PM): no I am not busy Greg’s (2:15 PM): I am looking for someone who is intelligent, good-looking, independent, career-driven Coleen James (2:16 PM): ok Coleen James (2:17 PM): am interested in wanting to know you more and more Greg’s (2:17 PM): yeah, I'm a real catch... Coleen James (2:17 PM): you sounds outrageous and encouraging Coleen James (2:18 PM): but i dont know how you feel Coleen James (2:20 PM): why are you not saying anything? Greg’s (2:20 PM): like what? Coleen James (2:20 PM): i felt for you Coleen James (2:20 PM): i dont know if you are feeling the same Coleen James (2:21 PM): i like the way you talked Coleen James (2:21 PM): and everything you said Greg’s (2:21 PM): I barely know you... Coleen James (2:21 PM): yes Coleen James (2:21 PM): but time tells Greg’s (2:22 PM): I don’t even remember what you look like...lol Greg’s (2:22 PM): did you ever send me a pic? Coleen James (2:22 PM): its like i sent you one before? Greg’s (2:24 PM): do you have any others Coleen James (2:24 PM): have i sent you? Greg’s (2:25 PM): I can’t find it Coleen James (2:26 PM): ok Greg’s (2:26 PM): please send me a few... Coleen James (2:27 PM): do you have pic too? Greg’s (2:28 PM): yeah, at home not here at work... Coleen James (2:28 PM): ok Coleen James (2:28 PM): will you send it when you get home? Greg’s (2:29 PM): sometime this weekend - maybe sunday Coleen James (2:29 PM): ok Greg’s (2:31 PM): are you sending your now? Coleen James (2:31 PM): i will send it but you will promise to send yours too Coleen James (2:31 PM): okay? Greg’s (2:31 PM): of course Coleen James (2:32 PM): ok Coleen James (2:32 PM): let me send it Greg’s (2:32 PM): ok - are you sending a couple? Coleen James (2:32 PM): 2 Greg’s (2:32 PM): cool Coleen James (2:33 PM): am sending it Coleen James (2:38 PM): i have sent it Coleen James (2:38 PM): check your mail box Greg’s (2:38 PM): ok - let me check it out Coleen James (2:39 PM): have you seen it? Greg’s (2:39 PM): not yet - still waiting Coleen James (2:39 PM): ok Coleen James (2:39 PM): you will see it now Greg’s (2:40 PM): you sent it to gregvette0404@yahoo.com Coleen James (2:40 PM): yeah Coleen James (2:40 PM): havent you seen it? Greg’s (2:42 PM): not there yet... Coleen James (2:42 PM): ok Coleen James (2:42 PM): let me resend it |
| She sends me a picture to my email where I trace her email account – yes, it’s Nigeria, not England. I don’t hear from her for a while. |
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----- Our chat on Mon, 10/18/10 10:33 AM -----
Coleen James (9:52 AM): Hi there Coleen James (9:53 AM): are you there? Coleen James (9:57 AM): I wasnt feeling fine thats why you didnt see me online Coleen James (9:57 AM): Why are you not talking to me? Greg’s (10:00 AM): I'm here - wasn’t at my desk Coleen James (10:00 AM): ok Coleen James (10:00 AM): how are you doing? Greg’s (10:00 AM): doing great Coleen James (10:01 AM): how is your work? Greg’s (10:01 AM): good Coleen James (10:01 AM): ok Coleen James (10:02 AM): i wasnt feeling fine thats why i couldnt come online Greg’s (10:03 AM): oh, okay Greg’s (10:03 AM): I wasn’t even online that much in the past few days... Coleen James (10:04 AM): really Coleen James (10:04 AM): so what are you doing? Greg’s (10:04 AM): working on the computer with our accounting programs Coleen James (10:06 AM): ok Coleen James (10:06 AM): what about it Coleen James (10:06 AM): hope there is no problem? Greg’s (10:07 AM): ? no, it's what I do every day... Coleen James (10:07 AM): ok Coleen James (10:08 AM): so have you finished with your house Coleen James (10:08 AM): ? Greg’s (10:09 AM): oh no - there is so much to be done...I painted two rooms this weekend I still have a lot more to do... Coleen James (10:09 AM): all these days? Coleen James (10:10 AM): i think you need a helping hand then Greg’s (10:11 AM): lol - no, it's fun to do...I just do a few hours on various days and try to get a lot done on the weekends... Coleen James (10:11 AM): ok Coleen James (10:11 AM): you good at it Greg’s (10:12 AM): yeah pretty good - I'm still having a lot done at my other house too...lol Coleen James (10:13 AM): have you sold it? Greg’s (10:13 AM): no, not until the work is done... Coleen James (10:13 AM): ok Greg’s (10:14 AM): I put a new roof on, mew siding, new entry doors, etc... Coleen James (10:14 AM): thats nice Greg’s (10:15 AM): yeah, I’ve spent about $13,000 on my old house just trying to get it ready for sale Coleen James (10:15 AM): are you alone in an office? Greg’s (10:15 AM): yes Coleen James (10:16 AM): nice Coleen James (10:16 AM): i want be like you Greg’s (10:17 AM): what’s that mean? You want to be a man? You want to have a penis? Coleen James (10:18 AM): no i mean i dreamt that i will also be in my office one day Greg’s (10:18 AM): Your dream was to have an office? Coleen James (10:20 AM): controling my business myself Greg’s (10:20 AM): I don’t do that - I just work here - I don’t own it... Coleen James (10:21 AM): i know.... Greg’s (10:22 AM): I would rather work for someone than own my own business... Coleen James (10:22 AM): why? Greg’s (10:23 AM): less headaches... Coleen James (10:23 AM): oh..... Coleen James (10:23 AM): you are right Greg’s (10:24 AM): what is your field again - I don’t remember Coleen James (10:25 AM): but told i shouldnt forget anything about you now you have forgotten so much about me Greg’s (10:25 AM): yeah, so what? Coleen James (10:26 AM): ok Coleen James (10:26 AM): i do sales of art works, Greg’s (10:27 AM): That's what a thought but wasn’t sure... Coleen James (10:28 AM): ok Coleen James (10:28 AM): you remembered now rigth? Greg’s (10:28 AM): yes - you learned it from your parents Coleen James (10:29 AM): yes Greg’s (10:29 AM): and you make alot of money doing it... that's what I remember Coleen James (10:30 AM): no not really Greg’s (10:30 AM): you told me 5000 monthly - that’s alot Coleen James (10:32 AM): i said the painter take almost all of it Coleen James (10:32 AM): excuse me are you still here? Coleen James (10:32 AM): i want to go to the toilet Coleen James (10:32 AM): i will meet you here Greg’s (10:32 AM): yes, I am here Coleen James (10:32 AM): just a minute please Greg’s (10:33 AM): ok |
| There is a missing chat session in between here. Basically she said something stupid and I flew off the handle again and called her every name in the book, and she pleaded again for my forgiveness. LOL. |
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----- Our chat on Thu, 11/11/10 10:42 AM -----
Coleen James (10:24 AM): Hi There Greg’s (10:25 AM): what Coleen James (10:26 AM): I know you were upset the other day but am really i wasnt myself Greg’s (10:27 AM): I asked a simple question and you act like a bitch? Coleen James (10:27 AM): There is someone disturbing me Coleen James (10:27 AM): so i was very angry Coleen James (10:27 AM): am really sorry Coleen James (10:29 AM): Dont you wanna talk to me? Greg’s (10:36 AM): not really Coleen James (10:37 AM): ok Coleen James (10:37 AM): Am sorry Greg’s (10:37 AM): whatever Coleen James (10:39 AM): ok thanks Greg’s (10:40 AM): good bye Coleen James (10:41 AM): ok Coleen James (10:41 AM): if thats your best option Greg’s (10:41 AM): bye Coleen James (10:42 AM): ok |
| Let’s see how bad she wants me back…(next day) |
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----- Our chat on Fri, 11/12/10 11:57 AM -----
Coleen James (9:38 AM): hi there Greg’s (9:39 AM): hello Coleen James (9:39 AM): dont you wanna talk to me? Greg’s (9:40 AM): not really Coleen James (9:40 AM): how are you doing? Greg’s (9:41 AM): I said not really... Coleen James (9:41 AM): are still angry with me? Greg’s (9:42 AM): obviously Coleen James (9:42 AM): ok Coleen James (9:42 AM): am sorry then Coleen James (9:43 AM): how is your work? Greg’s (9:43 AM): I said I dont wanna talk to you... Coleen James (9:44 AM): are you there? Greg’s (9:45 AM): yes Coleen James (9:46 AM): but i said am sorry Greg’s (9:47 AM): don’t care... Coleen James (9:47 AM): ok Coleen James (9:48 AM): i will make up for lost time Greg’s (9:49 AM): whatever that means Coleen James (9:49 AM): ok? Greg’s (9:49 AM): whatever that means Coleen James (9:50 AM): i mean i will make it up to you Greg’s (9:50 AM): try not being a stubborn bitch Coleen James (9:51 AM): ok no problem Coleen James (9:51 AM): you are abusing me Greg’s (9:52 AM): that’s twice since we have been talking that you said something like that... Coleen James (9:52 AM): right? Greg’s (9:52 AM): what does that mean? Greg’s (9:53 AM): I am abusing you? I think its the other way around Coleen James (9:53 AM): just because i wanna talk to you Greg’s (9:53 AM): I asked you a simple question the other day and you act like a bitch Greg’s (9:53 AM): who is abusing who? ? ? Coleen James (9:54 AM): ok lets forget about that please Greg’s (9:54 AM): dont talk to me like that again Greg’s (9:54 AM): i dont care who you are Greg’s (9:55 AM): Leave me alone Greg’s (9:55 AM): this is what you said... Greg’s (9:55 AM): remember this? Coleen James (9:57 AM): am sorry for anything that i have done to you Coleen James (9:58 AM): for God s sake Greg’s (9:59 AM): well, don’t say that I am "abusing you" when you are the one acting like that Coleen James (10:01 AM): you heard me i remembered everything Greg’s (10:02 AM): yeah, but you just freaking said that about 5 minutes ago... Coleen James (10:02 AM): but just forgive me Greg’s (10:03 AM): this is the last time... Coleen James (10:03 AM): please forgive me for God s sake Greg’s (10:04 AM): I said this is the last time... Coleen James (10:04 AM): ok no problem Coleen James (10:05 AM): have you forgiven me? Greg’s (10:05 AM): we'll see... Coleen James (10:05 AM): right? Greg’s (10:06 AM): we'll see how things go Coleen James (10:06 AM): ok thanks Coleen James (10:07 AM): how is your work now? Greg’s (10:08 AM): good Coleen James (10:08 AM): hope not stressful? Greg’s (10:09 AM): nope Coleen James (10:09 AM): how about your house? Greg’s (10:10 AM): good - still working on it Coleen James (10:10 AM): the recent one you just bought Greg’s (10:11 AM): yes, and the one I am selling Coleen James (10:11 AM): have you sold the other one? Greg’s (10:12 AM): not yet - they are still working on it Greg’s (10:13 AM): new, roof, siding, doors, carpet, etc Coleen James (10:14 AM): i want you to do me a favour? Greg’s (10:14 AM): what’s that? Coleen James (10:15 AM): please can you do it for me? Greg’s (10:15 AM): what? Greg’s (10:16 AM): I don’t know what you want Coleen James (10:17 AM): my patner; i mean the painter we both had a problem concerning our painting Greg’s (10:18 AM): yeah? Coleen James (10:19 AM): customs siezed our goods Greg’s (10:20 AM): so? Coleen James (10:20 AM): and they are requesting for money Greg’s (10:21 AM): what does this have to do with me? Coleen James (10:21 AM): but i dont have the money with me right now Coleen James (10:23 AM): just asking if you can help me with me some cash Greg’s (10:23 AM): what are you talking about? Greg’s (10:23 AM): explain Coleen James (10:23 AM): i will really appreciate Greg’s (10:24 AM): Customs siezed your artwork and is holding it for ransom? Greg’s (10:24 AM): lol Coleen James (10:24 AM): ok i need some money to clear the goods Coleen James (10:25 AM): yes you got me right Greg’s (10:26 AM): which customs? Coleen James (10:26 AM): i was told to pay the so that the goods will be released Greg’s (10:27 AM): which customs? Coleen James (10:28 AM): airline customs Greg’s (10:28 AM): what country Coleen James (10:29 AM): and if ransom is not paid;goods will not be released Greg’s (10:29 AM): can you read? Greg’s (10:30 AM): I asked what fucking country - geez Coleen James (10:30 AM): united kingdom Coleen James (10:31 AM): the goods was from Egypt Greg’s (10:31 AM): what was the reason it was seized Coleen James (10:32 AM): the goods were from Egypt Greg’s (10:32 AM): what was the reason it was seized Greg’s (10:33 AM): since you cant read when I type it once... Coleen James (10:33 AM): contrabands Coleen James (10:34 AM): but it was not they knew the goods worth thousands Greg’s (10:35 AM): explain Coleen James (10:35 AM): please help me i need to get these things settled Coleen James (10:36 AM): please help me i need to get these things settled Greg’s (10:36 AM): I said explain this - can you fucking read Coleen James (10:37 AM): we bought it at a cheaper rate down there in Egypt Coleen James (10:38 AM): and it has a price tag Greg’s (10:39 AM): This is at Heathrow? Coleen James (10:39 AM): they asked about the details of selling and found out we will be making a lot of money Greg’s (10:40 AM): This is at Heathrow? Coleen James (10:41 AM): and then branded it as contrabands Greg’s (10:41 AM): This is at Heathrow? Coleen James (10:41 AM): yes Greg’s (10:41 AM): This is at Heathrow? Coleen James (10:43 AM): please i really need your help Greg’s (10:43 AM): how much are they asking? Coleen James (10:44 AM): i said yes Greg’s (10:45 AM): how much are they asking? Coleen James (10:45 AM): 1500 pounds Coleen James (10:46 AM): 1500 pounds Greg’s (10:46 AM): how much American Coleen James (10:47 AM): thats the amount i was asked to pay Greg’s (10:48 AM): why do I have to ask you every fucking question twice? Can you read? Coleen James (10:50 AM): its almost 2400 us dollars Greg’s (10:51 AM): What is the name of the Customs Officer in charge of your case Coleen James (10:54 AM): 2265.45 us dollars Greg’s (10:55 AM): What is the name of the Customs Officer in charge of your case Greg’s (10:57 AM): What is the name of the Customs Officer in charge of your case Coleen James (11:00 AM): Mr Jack Wright Greg’s (11:01 AM): Why do I have to ask the same question over and over before you answer? Coleen James (11:01 AM): am sorry the network is very slow here Greg’s (11:02 AM): Okay... Coleen James (11:02 AM): am sorry its the network Greg’s (11:03 AM): and Jack Wright is a Customs Officer at Heathrow Customs in London? Coleen James (11:04 AM): especially when am mobile Coleen James (11:04 AM): yes Greg’s (11:06 AM): oh, okay - it’s because you are on a mobile device Greg’s (11:08 AM): I will call Jack Wright at the Customs Office at Heathrow and make the arrangements Coleen James (11:08 AM): what are you gonna do for me to help me out now? Greg’s (11:09 AM): I will call Jack Wright at the Customs Office at Heathrow and make the arrangements Coleen James (11:10 AM): ok Coleen James (11:11 AM): how will you contact him? Greg’s (11:12 AM): I'll just call the Heathrow Customs office - I can find the number Coleen James (11:13 AM): how will you contact him? Greg’s (11:14 AM): I'll just call the Heathrow Customs office - I can find the number Greg’s (11:15 AM): I got the number - I just looked it up Coleen James (11:15 AM): i have his cell phone no if you can call to confirm Greg’s (11:16 AM): That’s okay - I found the Office Number Coleen James (11:18 AM): the guy in charge;i have his number with me Greg’s (11:20 AM): I'm sure I can reach him through the Customs Office Number - I am calling right now Coleen James (11:20 AM): let me give you now to call him now and he will you everything about the case Greg’s (11:21 AM): I am calling now - hold on one sec Coleen James (11:22 AM): his number is right here with me (try to pass me off to a fellow scammer) Greg’s (11:23 AM): I said I have the number to the Customs Office - I looked it up Greg’s (11:23 AM): hold on Coleen James (11:22 AM): ok Greg’s (11:24 AM): What Terminal did the cargo arrive? Greg’s (11:26 AM): Hello? Greg’s (11:27 AM): Are you there? Coleen James (11:28 AM): have you called him Greg’s (11:29 AM): I’m on the phone with them now Greg’s (11:29 AM): what terminal? Greg’s (11:30 AM): They want to know what terminal Greg’s (11:31 AM): hello - hurry up Greg’s (11:32 AM): are you there? Coleen James (11:32 AM): arrivivg flight (wrong! Heathrow has 5 different terminals… numbered 1 thru 5) Greg’s (11:32 AM): which terminal? Coleen James (11:33 AM): you got me? Greg’s (11:33 AM): I asked which Terminal? Greg’s (11:35 AM): can you answer? Coleen James (11:35 AM): arriving Greg’s (11:37 AM): all of the Terminals have arriving - which one? Coleen James (11:37 AM): i said at arriving at heathrow Greg’s (11:38 AM): Heathrow has different Terminals - which one? Are you dense? Coleen James (11:39 AM): you need the number? Greg’s (11:40 AM): yes Greg’s (11:40 AM): hurry - this call is expensive Coleen James (11:42 AM): call this number he will tell you details Greg’s (11:43 AM): I am talking to them now - just tell me what terminal Coleen James (11:45 AM): i was told he is Egypt now Greg’s (11:46 AM): what terminal at Heathrow - can you understand English? Greg’s (11:51 AM): are you there? Greg’s (11:51 AM): answer me Coleen James (11:57 AM): +20128623353 Greg’s (11:57 AM): I am speaking with Liam Neeson of the HMRC Customs Office and he said there is no one named Jack Wright who works for Customs |
| She logs out. She doesn’t like that I called Customs myself and found out that there is no Jack Wright…I figure that it is over, so I call her a few more choice names offline… |
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----- Our chat on Fri, 11/12/10 6:29 PM -----
Coleen James (5:50 PM): But why did you call me a liar? Greg’s (5:50 PM): because you are Coleen James (5:51 PM): am not Coleen James (5:51 PM): have i ever asked for such thing? Greg’s (5:51 PM): I called Customs Coleen James (5:52 PM): but i gave you the guys number but you refused to call him Coleen James (5:52 PM): ok Coleen James (5:53 PM): let me you everyhting about the goods Greg’s (5:53 PM): you gave me someone’s cell phone - I called the real Customs - you lied Coleen James (5:54 PM): ok Coleen James (5:54 PM): wait the person you talked to wasnt the guy in charge Coleen James (5:55 PM): he might be lieing because they all know the profit we are going to make over the goods Greg’s (5:55 PM): you are a fool Coleen James (5:55 PM): please you can do me a favour call the guy and talk to him maybe he might listen to you Greg’s (5:56 PM): I'm not calling some random cell phone, idiot Coleen James (5:56 PM): whu are you getting me wrong like this Coleen James (5:56 PM): its not i have called him today Greg’s (5:56 PM): I already wasted company money calling the real customs Coleen James (5:57 PM): if you know you wanna help Greg’s (5:57 PM): I called Customs you idiot Greg’s (5:57 PM): you are a liar Coleen James (5:57 PM): i can refund that if i recover my goods Coleen James (5:57 PM): stop calling me fool Greg’s (5:58 PM): you are a fool, if you think i believe you Greg’s (5:58 PM): liar Coleen James (5:58 PM): ok Coleen James (5:58 PM): if you dont believe me then its ok Coleen James (5:59 PM): but just wanna that am not a liar Greg’s (5:59 PM): i don’t believe you liar - Customs told me there was no one by that name Greg’s (5:59 PM): liar Coleen James (5:59 PM): he just trying to divert the case to himself Coleen James (5:59 PM): ok Coleen James (6:00 PM): will you do me another favour? Greg’s (6:00 PM): I called the main office - the person I talked to had no idea what this was about fool Greg’s (6:00 PM): do what? Coleen James (6:00 PM): ok Coleen James (6:01 PM): should i give you his uk number now if you can confirm from him maybe am telling any lies Greg’s (6:02 PM): i know you are lying - i already confirmed it Coleen James (6:04 PM): no am not please Coleen James (6:04 PM): help me Greg’s (6:04 PM): liar Coleen James (6:04 PM): ok Coleen James (6:04 PM): thank you Greg’s (6:05 PM): fool Coleen James (6:05 PM): stop that Greg’s (6:05 PM): idiot Coleen James (6:06 PM): if you cant then you stop that bullshit Greg’s (6:06 PM): did you think i would send you money without checking first? Greg’s (6:06 PM): fool Coleen James (6:07 PM): stop that bullshit Greg’s (6:07 PM): idiot Greg’s (6:08 PM): is this what you do for a living? Greg’s (6:08 PM): steal from people? Greg’s (6:09 PM): pretty sad Greg’s (6:09 PM): fool Greg’s (6:09 PM): get a job Greg’s (6:10 PM): stop begging from strangers on the internet Coleen James (6:11 PM): ok Coleen James (6:11 PM): thank you for your concern Coleen James (6:11 PM): i thought you are a good person but just wasting my time with you Greg’s (6:11 PM): if you wouldn’t have lied - I would have helped you if you needed money Coleen James (6:12 PM): but i didnt tell you any lies you just got me wrong Greg’s (6:13 PM): liar Greg’s (6:13 PM): just remember that Coleen James (6:13 PM): pls if you really want to help me Greg’s (6:13 PM): if you would have told the truth i would have helped Greg’s (6:15 PM): since you continue to lie- then forget it Greg’s (6:19 PM): goodbye liar Coleen James (6:19 PM): wait Coleen James (6:20 PM): i have the problem Coleen James (6:20 PM): but i know you can help me Greg’s (6:20 PM): the problem is that you are a liar Coleen James (6:20 PM): please for Gods sake Greg’s (6:21 PM): tell the truth Coleen James (6:23 PM): do you want to be telling you lies ? Greg’s (6:23 PM): I want the truth Greg’s (6:23 PM): i already know you lied Greg’s (6:26 PM): good bye Greg’s (6:27 PM): liar Coleen James (6:28 PM): ok Greg’s (6:29 PM): fool |
| This has got to be it…no wait, there’s more! |
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----- Our chat on Sat, 11/13/10 2:28 PM -----
Greg’s (2:07 PM): gonna tell the truth yet? Coleen James (2:09 PM): ok Coleen James (2:09 PM): Am sorry fir telling you lies Coleen James (2:09 PM): but i need this money Greg’s (2:08 PM): it was obvious Coleen James (2:09 PM): really? Greg’s (2:09 PM): of course, you’re not that smart Coleen James (2:09 PM): how did you know that? Greg’s (2:09 PM): I told you I called Coleen James (2:10 PM): are you sure that you called? Greg’s (2:11 PM): yes - unlike you - I am not a liar Coleen James (2:11 PM): ok Greg’s (2:11 PM): I looked up the number on the HMRC Website Greg’s (2:12 PM): so tell the real truth Coleen James (2:13 PM): I want the money so as to my rent bills and some expenses Greg’s (2:13 PM): tell me who you really are Coleen James (2:14 PM): am who i claimed i am Greg’s (2:14 PM): you are a liar Coleen James (2:14 PM): ok Greg’s (2:15 PM): i told you i might help if you stopped lying Greg’s (2:15 PM): but you can’t stop, can you? You love lying… Coleen James (2:15 PM): dont worry Greg’s (2:16 PM): I'm not worried - I'm not doing a thing unless you tell the truth Coleen James (2:16 PM): ok Coleen James (2:17 PM): am from Nigeria looking help to gain an admission into university but i got no money Greg’s (2:18 PM): I know you are from Nigeria... Coleen James (2:18 PM): really Greg’s (2:18 PM): yes Greg’s (2:18 PM): Lagos, right? Coleen James (2:19 PM): no Coleen James (2:19 PM): ibadan Greg’s (2:19 PM): close to Lagos though Greg’s (2:19 PM): right Coleen James (2:20 PM): yes Greg’s (2:21 PM): I traced your IP Address it says Lagos, Nigeria Greg’s (2:21 PM): so i knew you were lying Coleen James (2:21 PM): ok Greg’s (2:22 PM): so you are a scammer? Coleen James (2:22 PM): Greg’s (2:24 PM): ? Greg’s (2:26 PM): so you are an internet scammer? Greg’s (2:27 PM): do you do this a lot? Greg’s (2:28 PM): I guess you don’t want my help |
| She logs out. I was going to play with “her” longer to give her some hope, but I don’t see her again online – after a little while, I have her Yahoo Account shut down as well. |
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