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| I love how these idiots can never admit fault and always find someone to blame for mistakes they make no matter how silly it is. This was a short bait and the idiot stopped responding to me long after I figured he would. After all those insults to his “secretary” (which was him, of course)… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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Dear ,
I am Barrister Issa Saibou the private attorny to Mr Anders Cooper, a national (Gold Refiner) in Benin Republic West Africa,Here in after shall be Referred to as my Client. my Client, His wife and his family where involved in a car accident near Cotonou-Lome express-road. All occupants of the vehicle Unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money left behind by my Client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank .These huge deposits where lodged particularly, with the "Bank in Benin here" where the Deceased had an account valued at about $10.5 million dollars (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated. Now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $10.5 million dollars can be paid to you and i will be entitle to 10%.I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make .All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, but you must also agree not to disclose or pass any information related to this business to any body for security reason and to avoid eye brow , And we are going to achieve this , therefore i want you to send your direct telephone number to fcilitate communication. You can call me at +229-97549664 I await your Call Asap after replying. Thanks Barrister Issa Saibou |
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Ummmm, ok. That story is all nice and fine and dandy except for the fact that if you track the name Cooper over the internet, you will not find the name Payne, like you did. That was a neat trick. If your client’s last name was Cooper, I don’t see how we could pull this off. Good luck to you.
Thomas Payne |
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Dear Thomas,
Thanks for your urgent respond well it seems like the mistake is from my secretary, he once told me that he is not feeling fine i made him send the mail to you instead of me sending it all thesame the mail goes to you just get back to me with your phone contact so that i will call you and explain more to you You can call me at +229-97549664 I await your Call Asap after replying. Thanks Barrister Issa Saibou |
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I guess when your secretary gets sick, he logs into your email and types “Cooper” instead of “Payne”. That is some weird disease – must be tropical. Either that or your secretary is a complete and utter moron. Or both. Anywho, it looks like we can proceed with this transaction as long as there are no more screw ups by your incompetent secretary who types your emails for you, it seems. Weird…
Thomas |
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Dear Payne,
I thank you for your mail but the mistake of putting Mr Anders Cooper instead of Mr Anders Payne was from my secretary,First of all i will like to tell you how late Mr. Anders Payne, Came to Benin republic. My late client once told me that his late father arrive in Benin here with him when he was 14 years old as the result of the second world war when they where liven in German because his father has a friend here in Benin who call them to come over and stay with him. This is how they came to live in Benin . About his nationality, my late client has his nationality of German because he was born in German after two years they went to another country but he has an I.D card here as a non citizen of Benin when he got his first job with Aches group of company.My late client once told me that his father tells him about their family relatives that they have lost contact with and can not locate again as the result of the war. The bank has given me a power as the personal family attorney to late Mr.Anders Payne, to locate any family relative that has the same family name that is why I contacted you to present you to the bank as the legal next of kin.I want you to know that I have all the legal documents that will back up this noble claim. Back to the Procedures. Without wasting much time, I will have to explain how we are due to commence this claim. I have draft a specimen text of application, you can find the application attached, please simply fill your name address and telephone numbers bellow and file the application and send it to the Bank via E-mail. CONTINENTAL BANK BENIN Av Jean-Paul II 01 BP:2020 Cotonou, Republique du Benin Phone.+22993848049 E-mail: continental_bankbeninbj@financier.com You are sending this application to the Director General Foreign Remittance Dept of the Continental Bank Benin in the person of Chief Mongolian Obong, the Director have already assured me of his maximum cooperation in this matter as long as you can be able to provide supporting evidence to your claim, the supporting evidence is just some documents related to this account or some evidence of death, all this are available but I can not precise which one will be required by the bank, but I'm here to provide any documents or information on demand by the bank. Please download the attached application and send to the bank now to signal the commencement of this claim, I'm getting my self ready to appear in your country for business negotiations and sharing of the fund once this fund comes to your account, moreover your bank will not ask you any question on how you make this fund, the bank here will send inheritance documents to your bank to avoid questioning you, so you are just free of any question after all, Best Regards Barrister Issa Saibou |
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That is some yarn you spun. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t hear it from your lips. Or, more accurately, your secretary’s fingers. Anywho, I will look over this document and get back to you.
Thomas |
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Dear Payne,
I thank you for your mail, you can find the application attached, please simply fill your name address and telephone numbers bellow and send it to the Bank via E-mail. CONTINENTAL BANK BENIN Av Jean-Paul II 01 BP:2020 Cotonou, Republique du Benin Phone.+22993848049 E-mail: continental_bankbeninbj@financier.com 
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Dear Baboo;
My name is Thomas Payne or Mr. Payne, not just Payne. So, your secretary is responsible for the error? You have a secretary that types your emails for you? Lawyers must be paid top dollar in Benin. In fact, I have known many rich and powerful men and I have never seen anyone who has a secretary for typing emails. You must be the richest lawyer on Earth. Seems like you could afford a secretary a little more competent than the idiot you hired. I would suggest that you don’t have your worthless, stupid, pathetic secretary type any emails in our business dealings, because I don’t want that moron sending my private information to any other people. That is a serious breach of security and of confidential information. I hope you fired the worthless piece of trash. Was it your idiotic secretary who designed that silly looking form too? I would suggest that you create a new form yourself to send to the bank because that one that your pathetic, cretinous secretary made looks like a child designed it. I am actually embarrassed to print it out. So please send me a revised form, if you could. Thank you, Thomas Payne |
| What is going on and why are you delaying this transaction? |
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Dear Baboo;
I was waiting for you to produce a new form for me to complete. You don’t really expect me to fill out that silly-looking form your idiot secretary probably created. It looks like a child created it. When you get a chance, send me a printer-friendly form, and I’ll fill it out and return it. Thanks, you’ve been a prince. Thomas |
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Payne;
I can see that you are not a seriuos person. That is the application from CBB and you have to fill it out and retun it to me. please simply fill your name address and telephone numbers bellow and send it to the Bank via E-mail. Best Regards Barrister Issa Saibou |
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Dear Baboo;
That ridiculous-looking form was not created by your moronic secretary??? My apologies. I just thought that a form that silly would have to have been created by your idiot secretary. What did I tell you about addressing me just as “Payne”? It is rude and insulting not to give me my proper title. You may be the richest lawyer in Benin but I am still head and shoulders above you, so please take note Baboo. I will print it and get it back to you. Thomas |
| YOU A BIG FOOL. NAN DEY KILL U MUMU. |
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Baboo;
Are you there? I can only assume that your idiotic, moronic, stupid, pathetic, smelly, filthy, retarded secretary once again accessed your email account and is typing out random letters. He seems to have lost the use of proper English and grammar too. Pity…It looks like you might have to shoot him. I will get to that silly form here shortly; I have a little emergency going on right now. I am posing as next of kin for 11 different people right now as we speak, and one idiot lawyer I am dealing with said we have a 2 day deadline to finish the transaction or the funds will be confiscated. I promise I will get back to our deal as soon as I finish a few of these other ones… Thanks, you’ve been a good sport. Thanks for playing... Thomas |
| What??? No more responses from Baboo??? Shocking… |
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