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Swamp Thing

Another idiot from Dating72.com Ė when will these morons learn??? My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!


----- Our chat on Mon, 5/9/11 11:31 AM -----

swampi59 (8:51 AM): hello dabbie
Debbie (8:52 AM): hi
swampi59 (8:53 AM): thank god u r here i miss u
Debbie (8:54 AM): ok? I am not sure who you are...
swampi59 (8:54 AM): am emmanuel a single public consultant from nigeria and i saw ur pics im a dating site.what about u?
Debbie (8:55 AM): okay, but you said you miss me? Have we talked before?
swampi59 (8:57 AM): ur id and name sound nice to me tahts y i said i miss u,we have not talked before but a natural instict can ride a mans feeling
swampi59 (8:58 AM): hello are u there?
Debbie (8:58 AM): Iím here Ė nice explanationÖ
swampi59 (8:59 AM): so where are u frm?
Debbie (8:59 AM): Ohio, USA
swampi59 (8:59 AM): am from west africa nigeria.have been to africa before?
swampi59 (9:00 AM): hello
Debbie (9:01 AM): no, I have never been to africa before
swampi59 (9:02 AM): any way its a nice place to visit,are u a student or wat?
Debbie (9:03 AM): no, I graduated from college almost ten years ago
Debbie (9:04 AM): how old are you?
swampi59 (9:04 AM): am 31 and u?
Debbie (9:05 AM): 32
Debbie (9:05 AM): I work for a computer company in the Finance Department
swampi59 (9:06 AM): thats a close match and u have a good job .are married?
Debbie (9:07 AM): why would I be on Dating72.com if I was married, genius?
swampi59 (9:09 AM): thats y am still serching for a mature lady wgom i can cherish forever.
swampi59 (9:10 AM): what do u like and hate in arelationship
Debbie (9:11 AM): Well, I am looking for an independent, career- driven, intellectual, hard- working man
swampi59 (9:13 AM): maybe God has a purpose for me meeting u .i want a goal orientated lady who is mature in all ramification of human divinity.
Debbie (9:13 AM): are you very religious?
swampi59 (9:14 AM): funny enough my mum said american lady are hard working and mature for marriege
swampi59 (9:15 AM): am a roman catholic and my mum is a catholic womem leader.i have a very stable religious life.wat of u?
swampi59 (9:16 AM): hello
Debbie (9:16 AM): oh, this probably wonít work then
Debbie (9:16 AM): I am an atheist
swampi59 (9:18 AM): atheism is a religion of conscience but not of d/soul where love grows .so i dnt believe in religion
Debbie (9:20 AM): what does that mean? You just said you were Roman Catholic and have a very stable religious life? Can you remember this? It was about 4 seconds agoÖ
swampi59 (9:23 AM): i mean my stable religious life is rooted in my conscience and freedom which does not stand against the freedom of my wife to be choice to choose hers
Debbie (9:24 AM): okay, whatever that means
swampi59 (9:24 AM): religion is of choice and not a force to relationship,so i dont see it as a barrier towards love and happiness
swampi59 (9:26 AM): so do u think i cant make u happy ans adore u bcos we defer in religion?
swampi59 (9:26 AM): hello
Debbie (9:27 AM): one sec
swampi59 (9:28 AM): are u busy?
Debbie (9:29 AM): Iím at work - Iím on the phone - one sec
swampi59 (9:29 AM): ok
swampi59 (9:36 AM): u said one secs
Debbie (9:36 AM): okay, Iím back
Debbie (9:38 AM): are you there?
swampi59 (9:40 AM): yep
Debbie (9:41 AM): had an important call
swampi59 (9:41 AM): are u through?
swampi59 (9:46 AM): is like u are having a busy day over there?
swampi59 (9:50 AM): she came to my world with smile
Debbie (9:52 AM): sometimes it gets busy
Debbie (9:52 AM): most of the time I am just sitting at my desk working
swampi59 (9:53 AM): she came to my world with smile,light up my days with joy and make me feel whole and renew.miles away from her ,i can still feel her impact in my life,for a mement spent with her is like eternity and thats why i call her my healing angel.her name is DEBBi
Debbie (9:54 AM): what is all of that nonsense? That is the gayest thing I have ever heardÖ
swampi59 (9:55 AM): u dont like poems and expressions?
Debbie (9:56 AM): not really - especially not when we have only talked for the first time for 20 minutes
swampi59 (9:57 AM): 20minutes in life means something and thats the best way to value time spent with true friends
Debbie (9:59 AM): well, after 20 minutes of talking you donít know anything about a person yet - but you can feel the impact I made on your life? Hmmm, weird?
Debbie (10:02 AM): and I light up your days with joy? I havenít even known you for one day - how can you say I light up your days with joy?
swampi59 (10:03 AM): for 20minutes spent wit u ,u said i knw nothing about u? but i knw u are single,atheist,c omputer operator and many more,yet u said i knw nothing.VALUE is a key to ever conversation . so to value first is wat matter before knowing and asking u anything
swampi59 (10:06 AM): every day u spent in life matters,especial ly when well spent.for some minutes now i have been cahting with u and for the ist time in some lonely years now i feel a happy with a woman.to me it means joy and i hope for more days.thats whwt i mean u lite my days with joy
Debbie (10:06 AM): well, please donít contact me anymore, okay?
swampi59 (10:07 AM): u are too rigid and u dont need it that way
swampi59 (10:08 AM): even if u dont trust a guy or u are heartbroken.life is fun for friendship so dont chase me away.
Debbie (10:10 AM): I am not heartbroken - I would just rather not talk to you anymore
swampi59 (10:10 AM): why,have said anything wrong? am just been sincere with u
swampi59 (10:12 AM): debbi,i like u so dont chase me.i can adore u if given the chance.i dont want to say gud bye.what have i done wrong?
Debbie (10:14 AM): so you write this crap to women after you talk to for 20 minutes - you are obviously a fool - I am not interested in talking to you anymore
swampi59 (10:16 AM): what i wrote to u is my way of saying thank u and that i value our conversation.lis ten am 31 and i have responsibilty.i dont chat often i only do that once am free frm my firm.so am not talking to every woman but people that worth my conversation
swampi59 (10:18 AM): dont take me for a cheap man or gold diger am comfortable in all currency and i have alot of white friends frm many part of d world.dont insult me becos i like u
swampi59 (10:19 AM): how can u sy i wrote crap,where is your sense of humour?
swampi59 (10:21 AM): talk to me
swampi59 (10:24 AM): u just make me a fool now
swampi59 (10:27 AM): hello
swampi59 (10:28 AM): debbi,ok am SORRY
swampi59 (10:31 AM): u dont to talk to me again
Debbie (10:34 AM): I said donít contact me again, please Ė is that hard to understand?
swampi59 (10:35 AM): but y? i said am sorry
Debbie (10:38 AM): You are sorry for what?
swampi59 (10:38 AM): if the crap i took my time to send u makes u angry,pls pardon me
Debbie (10:40 AM): I am not angry - I just think you are a fool
swampi59 (10:40 AM): at 31 u call me a fool? y?
Debbie (10:42 AM): because of what you wrote after only talking to me for 20 minutes!!! That makes you a fool or extremely simple- minded - either way, I would rather not talk to you
swampi59 (10:43 AM): then am sorry.its just an expression of humility.am so sorry pls
Debbie (10:45 AM): okay, now please go away
swampi59 (10:45 AM): i know u are angry but pls dont take it too far,am sorry
swampi59 (10:45 AM): whats your favorite color
swampi59 (10:48 AM): hello
Debbie (10:50 AM): go away
swampi59 (10:50 AM): u hate me?
swampi59 (10:55 AM): am sorry debbie
Debbie (10:56 AM): I said I donít hate you, I am just not interested in talking to you anymore
swampi59 (10:57 AM): ok but what is ur favorite color
Debbie (10:58 AM): why? I just said I am just not interested in talking to you anymore
swampi59 (10:59 AM): hey u are too hot
swampi59 (11:01 AM): u are a woman with akind heart so am sorry
swampi59 (11:01 AM): u are a woman with akind heart so am sorry
swampi59 (11:04 AM): Hello
Debbie (11:04 AM): what?
swampi59 (11:05 AM): I said just hello
Debbie (11:06 AM): I said leave me alone
swampi59 (11:08 AM): Debbie am sorry and i dont want to loose u.i love u
Debbie (11:12 AM): you are a fucking idiot
swampi59 (11:12 AM): And maybe thats y i love u
Debbie (11:13 AM): now I hate you...because you are the biggest fool on earthÖ
swampi59 (11:13 AM): Call me names.i dont care.am matured and humble,i home training
swampi59 (11:14 AM): U hate me cos i said i love u.where is ur conscience and understanding.
Debbie (11:16 AM): I hate you because only a fool tells someone that they love them after talking to them on the internet the first day - you are obviously extremely stupid
swampi59 (11:17 AM): U are acting childish and immature.i tot u said u are 32,prove it and stop be selfish and disrespectful.oh love is a comparerative feeling so dont be dirty in thinking.i can meet my wife here
swampi59 (11:18 AM): U knw what let me upgrade u
Debbie (11:19 AM): go away...how stupid are you?
swampi59 (11:20 AM): I respect and value ladies so i wont call u names
Debbie (11:20 AM): if you respect me then respect my wishes and stop talking to me, dipshit
swampi59 (11:21 AM): Only promise me that u are not angry with me and i will let u be
Debbie (11:22 AM): I hate you because you are a stupid fool, but I am not angry with you because to be angry I would have to care about what you think, and I donít care what you think...
swampi59 (11:25 AM): So am sorry from the humble nature of my being.sorry and forgive atleast we started this converstion politely so lets end it well.am sorry debbie
Debbie (11:25 AM): okay itís ended - please donít contact me ever again
swampi59 (11:26 AM): Ok if that will make u happy
Debbie (11:26 AM): it will - extremely happy
swampi59 (11:27 AM): May d peace of the lord be with u.amen
Debbie (11:27 AM): okay, go away now
swampi59 (11:28 AM): Am going awy already
swampi59 (11:28 AM): But promise me u will not be angry to any person this way again.u have hot temperament
swampi59 (11:31 AM): Bye bye


Is that it? Of course notÖ


----- Our chat on Mon, 5/9/11 12:42 PM -----

swampi59 (11:44 AM): U still chating?
Debbie (11:45 AM): go away...how stupid are you?
swampi59 (11:45 AM): Am away already
swampi59 (11:46 AM): Can my frend chat wit u
Debbie (11:47 AM): no, because if he is a friend of yours, then he is probably a fucking idiot like you
swampi59 (11:48 AM): U still call me idiot after all this apology?
swampi59 (11:49 AM): U mean am an idiot?
Debbie (11:49 AM): I canít change what you are, and you are an idiot
swampi59 (11:51 AM): I will be forced to call u name.u are a fucking cheap swine who came here to lay ur fucking burden on men.bitch
Debbie (11:52 AM): lol
Debbie (11:53 AM): good, now since you hate me now, you donít have to talk to me anymore
swampi59 (11:53 AM): U knw d first day i saw ur profile i tot u can make a good wife but now i know y u still single at 32.u are an ass hole
Debbie (11:54 AM): lol
swampi59 (11:55 AM): U are too proud with empty world and u are still moving around with alot of ego.i have tolorated u much.u dont deserve love rather what u deserve is this treatment men gave to u.sleep and dump ur ass
Debbie (11:55 AM): lol
swampi59 (11:56 AM): Dont give that lol crap
swampi59 (11:58 AM): I pleaded,i said sorry but ur fucking cheap brain knows nothing like sorry and u still call me idiot,now who is a better idiot?
swampi59 (12:00 PM): Debbie are u gone
swampi59 (12:01 PM): :'(
swampi59 (12:02 PM): Talk egocentric lady
swampi59 (12:07 PM): Fuck u and go to hell
swampi59 (12:22 PM): are u stii here?
swampi59 (12:23 PM): u are here to cause people pains so?
swampi59 (12:28 PM): hello
Debbie (12:42 PM): FOOL


I wasnít ignoring him Ė I had to walk away from my desk and do something real quick.


----- Our chat on Mon, 5/9/11 2:12 PM -----

swampi59 (1:09 PM): thats what u are.cheap bitch
swampi59 (1:16 PM): cheap dog,how/many tyms has he dig u frm ur smelling cunt behind and dump u? ass hoke
Debbie (1:19 PM): lol - little nigerian maga is mad
swampi59 (1:20 PM): u are poor and a cheap computer robot.can i see ur pusy? no it stinks
Debbie (1:21 PM): are you mad because I didnít give you the chance to beg me for money?
swampi59 (1:25 PM): no am mad bcos its d worst day in my life to meet a cheap and saucy obama kid.u are too chaep.i regret
Debbie (1:26 PM): you'll find some more women to beg from, I'm sure Ė donít worry
swampi59 (1:27 PM): u seems to forget that i can employ ur miserable life and feed u like dog u are
Debbie (1:28 PM): lol - of course I know you are a poor, african beggar - it's a known fact that all Nigerians are begging, jobless fools who beg from women on the internet
swampi59 (1:30 PM): maybe some but am richer than ur fourth generation to come if onle
Debbie (1:30 PM): lol
swampi59 (1:31 PM): if only u wil have family and raise kid becos at 32 u stil page ur miserable life on internet and beg for husband.sorry no husband for a slaut like u
Debbie (1:33 PM): poor little mugu beggar is mad...lol
swampi59 (1:34 PM): sorry yeye ole.no husband for 32 grany
swampi59 (1:35 PM): hello granny.u will never get marry even at 80
Debbie (1:36 PM): MUMU, U DEY DI POOR HOMO IDIOT DIRT- MONKEY FOOL, OK? 419 NOT DI JOB 4 DI SMALL BOI LIKE U NA BETTER U STEP BACK NA GO NA SUCK ON UR MAMAS DIRTY DRY INFECTED TOTO. OOOOOOOOO! IN FACT, BETTER U HANG URSELF NAU INSTEAD U NA UR WHOLE FAMILY GO REMAIN FOR POVERTY FOREVER.
Debbie (1:38 PM): STUPID IBO BOY. I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO HACK MT BOX NOW. IF YOU DONT HACK IT I WILL HACK YOURS. I TAUGHT YOU MUST HAVE HACK IT TODAY. SO BY TOMORROW IF YOU DIDNT HACK MINE. I WIL HACK YOURS AND START CONTACTING ALL THE MAGA YOU GOT IN THERE DONT SAY WHAT YOU CANT DO. FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE I WILL GIV YOU A HACKING SITE BCOS I KNEW YOU DONT HAVE IT. ITS THE SITE I WILL USE TO HACK YOUR BOX. AND YOU CAN NEVER USE IT BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE CODE. BY TOMORROW JUST KNOW THAT I HAVE COLLECT ALL YOUR EMAIL EVEN B4 YOU RECIEVE THIS EMAIL I HAVE GOTTEN COPY OF ALL YOUR MAGA.
swampi59 (1:38 PM): sorry u dont need to cry,i knw u will never marry till u die
Debbie (1:39 PM): A GUY SINCE YOU DONT WANT TO REST ? I GIVE YOU THREE DAYS YOU WILL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU OK. EVEN COMMON ENGLISH YOU CANNOT EXPRESS YOURSELF AND YOU ARE DOING GUYMAN WORK ARE YOU NOT ASHAME OF YOURSSELF IDIOT GUYMAN.
swampi59 (1:40 PM): my dog at home called dabbie like to fuck u can u open ur pussy
Debbie (1:41 PM): O BOY HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RUB SHOULDER WITH SOMEBODY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE,WELL I DON'T BLAME YOU JUST BECAUSE I NO DEY NIJA THAT GAVE YOU THE IMPETUS TO CAP ANY HOW,NO WAHALA, BUT BELIEVE SAY IF YOU DO ANYHOW YOU MUST SEE ANY HOW, MAKE SURE SAY I NO CATCH FOR NIJA ANY TIME I JASS IN,MEANWHILE I GO LET YOU KNOW SAY P- TOWN NA DECK FOR THE KINGS
Debbie (1:42 PM): FOOL LIKE U, I LAY DI SPAM BOMB FO U NAU, OK? DEY DI NO WAY U CAN STOP DI EMAIL CURSE DEY DI PLAGUIGING U NAU. U WILL FEEL DI WRATH DEY GOD WETIN IM PUNISH U WIT TWO TOWSAND DEY SPAM MAILS EACH NA EVRI DAY. DIS CURSE WILL DESTROY UR MUGU BOX NA U BECOME LIKE DI BIG OLD CRIPPLED VILLAGE FOOL. UR MUGUS MAILS WILL GET LOSS IN DI SEA DI SPAM. U NO ITS TRUE. JUSS LOOK DEY UR BOX NOW MUMU, OK? NA UR GHEY GOD JESUS CANT SAVE U EITHER. ACCEP UR FATE NAU MUMU. OOOOOOOOO!
swampi59 (1:43 PM): omo u be homeboy u wahala.i now no say umy person.ole
Debbie (1:44 PM): I BELIEVE YOU MUST GET LOST, DONT WORRY BECAUSE I CAN FIND YOU OK
OTU GWAWA KWA NMA GI
ASS HOLE
IDIOT
FOOL
BASTARD
EWU
MUGU
COLO MAN
MAD MAN
YOUR PAPA
YOUR MAMA
GET FUCKED YOU MUDER FUCKER
swampi59 (1:44 PM): o boy come i get job for u
swampi59 (1:46 PM): sorry i no go burst ur job again .enjoy
Debbie (1:47 PM): BUT YOU ARE SURPOSE TO BE IN THE MOTUARY NOW, OR IN THE GRAVE MONKEY LIKE YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO NOW MUGU, MAKE SHURE EVERY MORNING YOU CALL YOUR FATHER IDIOT AND YOUR MOTHER ASHAWO BECAUSE NA FOR BEAR PARLOUR WEY YOU IDIOT FATHER SAW YOUR ASHAWO MOTHER OK TH IS IS A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU AND MAKE SHURE YOU DO THIS SO THAT YOUR STUPID PARENTS WHO TEACH HOW TO BEG WILL BE BEGGERS AND YOU WILL DIE A AS JULIOS BERGER OTU GBAWA KWA NNE GI IDIOT U GO HEAR AM
swampi59 (1:49 PM): na so u dey call ur own.walahi if i catch u .u be in efcc forever.lets continue dis way.i wil track ur location.continu e ole
Debbie (1:49 PM): NO PLAY WITH ME, I BE WARRI BOY I BELIEVE SAY THE DAY I GO SEE YOU NA THAT YOU GO DIE, NO WORRY YET JUST DEY SHOW YOUR SMALL SELF FOR THERE FIRST HARD GO TOUCH YOU, AND THAT DAY GO TOO BAD FOR YOU
swampi59 (1:50 PM): omo wafi.sleep no show today
Debbie (1:51 PM): GHEY SMALL BOI LIKE U, I DEY CHOP UR DOLLA ALWAYS, OK? BASTARD, IDOIT, HOMO, GEE MAN STYLE YAHOO BOI, U NEVR GO SEE 1 KOBO FROM MAGA. CHURCH RAT MUMU, GOD WILL PUNISH U NAU!
Debbie (1:57 PM): BRODA CHOP AND DIE YOU HEAR AND AS YOU DON CHOP THIS ONE E GO HOOK YOU FOR NECK BECAUSE I DEY USE MY SWEAT DEY SWEAR FOR YOU RIGHT AS YOU DEY READ THIS MAIL FINISH. OWO GO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND IN ANYTHING WEY YOU GO DO FOR THIS LIFE PERSON GO CHOP YOU I SWEAR. IF YOU NO APOLOGIES BACK SO SHALL IT BE IN YOUR LIFE AMEN......
Debbie (2:12 PM): UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WIL NEVER BE A SUCCESS LIKE ME. I DON ALREADY ARRIVE N I B TEARIN REAL CASH. U NO GET ANY LEVEL RIGHT NOW. U NO SEE MCTN U HOLE LIFE. U SO SMALL SMALL EVEN EFCC DEY LAUGH AT U. MUGU LIK U DON DIE DREAMING OF WESTY. I ADVICE U TO GO BACK TO UR VILLAGE U MAGA N PASS URSELF. I B A BIG BOY - - ME NA FULL GEE I DEY SHAME FOR UR OSU FAMILY. UR PAPA KING O BEGARS FOR LAGOS ROAD. U MAMA ASS DEY BIGER THAN A DRUM BUT SHE STILL DO ASHAWO FOR ABBA ROAD JUNCTION. UR MAMA ASHAWO MANY BROTHER SAY HER TOTO SMELL OF MONKEY BI IT SAID THAT SHE CHARGE BUSHMAN 5 NAIRA A TIME BUT DOG GO 4 FREE. UR MAMA GO DIE FO HER SMEALING TOTO. UR SISTER OOOH SHE WAS GOOD BUT HER PUSSY STINKS. IT WAS FOR HAVING SLEPT WITH ALOT OF MEN AT THOSE SHORT


At this point the fool finally logs out. You can see by his responses to my monkey-talk that I copied and pasted that he does think that I am a fellow guymanÖ


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