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Explain The Stupidity

The bait was unique in the sense that this idiot decided to explain all of his shortcomings and things that would probably be better left unsaid – nothing like planting the seed. In the first email, he tries to explain why the FBI is using RocketMail to email me (without me asking), and he constantly reassures me that this is not a scam (the Lady Dost Protest Too Much). My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America we want you to understand that we are not interested in your account or money precisely as we know that you have been scammed by the so-called internet fraudsters who has extorted money from you for their own self interest,that is why we are trying to protect you from such act.

I want you to understand that these email that came to you through rocketmail mail is not our official email address but we further chooses to contact our clients throughout the whole world through our own personal agents email address close to you and you can also contact the American Consulate in Africa by: 011-234-1-709-081-4522 for verification purposes and utmost believe,so you have nothing to be worried about as these mail that came to you is not a scam and you can call or rather come to our liason office in person to see about the authenticity of our investigation.

We also want you to know that we are not after your other accounts as we only asked if you had any other bank accounts to atleast enable us know the Financier who is available to loan or assist you with money for your paper works.

We are also aware of the facts that you had lost so much of your money at the past and that is the more reason why we are bringing to your notice these offer to enable you re-gain all you must have lost before,that is why we need you co-operation,trust and confidentiality to enable us make progress as we are not traitors.

Lastly we know how skeptical you are that is why you do not want you to be in a wrong hands and which we have further advise you to cease further contact with anyoneou might be in contact with at present, so that you can gain all you must have lost.

We need your trust and confidentiality in these regards and also be aware that we are not scammers and you have every right o get angry at our actions

NOTE: In your best interest, Be Warned!!!

In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

God Bless America

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller Junior III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Is this really the FBI? Wow, neat…

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America we which to know what are your question in these regards?

We want you to understand that we are only of help to you and not to extort money from you as we are not responsible to do such act,and we will never involve in such dubious act with our beloved citizen.

So we want you to have nothing to be worried about and we will try our possible best to protect you against any scam.

We need your trust and confidentiality in these regards and also be aware that we are not scammed and you have every right to get angry at our actions but still we will protect you till the end.

In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

God Bless America

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller Junior III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Why do you keep resending me this same email, you idiot. I responded with a question, try answering it.

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America want you to apply for an account with the Ci Ti Bank branches around you in the United States or you also apply for a Capital One credit card any of them both and also you should disclose your account information's to us before you shall be granted a loan.

Do understand that we have been in contact with a reliable financier in the Ci ti Bank US who can make you assist you gain back all you must have lost to the So-called Internet scammed,He further made us understand that the only way you can be granted a loan to benefit is for you to apply for a Ci ti Bank account or Credit Card as they are the bank reliable to grant you loan and good offers which you are entitled to 10% of every transfer made into your nominated account with them the Ci ti Bank.

So in these regards we advice that you apply for a checking account with the Ci ti Bank US or for the Capital One Credit card to enable you benefit and gain more of the offers in these regards.

We need your trust and confidentiality in these regards and also be aware that we are not scammed and you have every right to get angry at our actions but still we will protect you till the end.

In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

God Bless America

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller Junior III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


What are you suggesting that I do?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America We wish to inform you that we have made progress about a relaible financier who could assist you make up for all you must have lost at the past by the So-called Internet scammed.

So in these regards we wish to know your willingness and seriousness about these latest development so that we can further direct you to the reliable financier in the state who is willing to assist you further.

But first we need your trust and confidentiality to enable us carry out these project as we do not want to let you down and also the financier in these regards.

You shall therefore be faithful as we are here to protect you against fraud.

We need your trust and confidentiality in these regards and also be aware that we are not scammed and you have every right to get angry at our actions but still we will protect you till the end.

In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

God Bless America

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller Junior III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


What should I do now, bonehead?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America which to ask if you have a credit card with your bank and also how much can your account be able to deposit as it is important you have a credit card.

So in these regards do get back to us with updates. In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Why and how are you going to wiretap the internet?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America which to inform you that we have a reliable financier in the state who is willing to assist you make up all you must have lost at the past and that is the reason why we ask if you have a credit card with your bank and also how much can your account be able to deposit as it is important you have a credit card.

So in these regards do get back to us with updates. In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Every time I write back to you asking what I should do or with a question, you send me the same email that says nothing. Are you stupid? Answer my questions, you freaking idiot.

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America which to inform you that you have to apply for a Capital One credit card or better still apply for a Ci ti Bank account but we rather advise that you apply for a credit card as that is what the financier who is willing to assist you in the state requires.

So in these regards do get back to us with updates. In case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

In God we Trust

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Why do you keep sending me the same freaking letter, you idiot? Answer my questions, you fucking moron.

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

This is to inform you that we have notified all protocols and decided to make your payments available from this office following the inability of the Nigerian Bank to effect your payment.

In this regards we will from the United States issue to you an International Certified Cashiers Check to your nominated address in the United States.

All you are required of your is to make available an United States International Postage Stamp to the United States Postal Service (USPS). This will enable the United States Postal Service mail your International Certified Cashiers Check.

We hope for your response to give you directions on how to obtain the United States International Postage Stamp.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Congratulations – you finally read my email and actually answered a question. Makes me so proud…

Just put a stamp on it and mail it. How hard is that?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

It might interest us to know if you have made availability the International Postage Stamp fees or rather the International Postage Stamp to us or to to the United States Postal Service (USPS) before your International Certified Cashiers Check valued US$500,000 will be mailed to your nominated address in the States.as you know that it is compulsory and mandated that you make available the fees.

We hope for your response to give you directions on how to obtain the United States International Postage Stamp for the delivery of your Cheque.

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


What is this all about? Please make sense. I thought all FBI Agents were supposed to be college-educated. My mistake…

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

According to the inability of the Zenith Bank to remit your compensation payment worth US$500,00 we have decided to make your payments available through our office here in the United States.

We have decided to issue to you International Certified Cashiers Check valued US$500,000 will be mailed to your nominated address in the States.

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


So, transfer the money. C’mon, chop chop. What is the hold up?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

This is to inform you that refusal to make the International Postage Stamp fee available to us for the for the delivery of your Cheque then you will have to loose your funds to the US Government as it is a prerequisite and mandated that you make availablity of the Postage`Stamp to us.

Therfore all you are required of is to make available an United States International Postage Stamp which can be obtained from United States Postal Service (USPS) for just US$235 (VAT Inclusive)

This will enable the United States Postal Service (USPS) mail your International Certified Cashiers Check.

This is to inform you that you can make the United States Postal Service available through the Western Union to the United States with the payment information below:

Western Union Payment Information:
Receiver's Name: Clarence Corass
Receiver's Address: Luzt, Florida-U.S.A
Test Question: Colour
Test Answer: Blue
MTCN:**********

You are required to forward your mailing address information in this regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


What nationality are you?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

In regards to your mail.We wish to inform you that we are americans citizens as you are so If you do not wish to receive your funds please kindly notify us as we are here to protect and serve you better.

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


You are not an American. That is blatantly obvious.

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We want to kindly inform you that with regards to the so-called names which you have called as a result of our authenticity and due to your inability to make provision of the International postage stamp fees available.

Therefore your transaction is placed on hold or forwarded to the United States Treasury Department for proper scruitiny or you can better still come to our office in person with the Government report to claim your funds.

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


I didn’t call you any names, I just said whoever wrote me these emails is not an American.

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We want to kindly inform you that your presence is needed in our office in person to claim your funds and you will asweel come to our office with the Government report certificate to redeem your funds.

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


And which office would that be? Can I go to my local FBI Office in Akron?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We want to kindly inform you that are to come to the above address in these mail o redeem your funds.

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Okay, I will call them to make an appointment. Thanks.

Thomas

He is giving up on this scam, as I am being too difficult. He just wants revenge and to send me on a safari…


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We want you to understand that the International Postage stamp is the only thing holding your funds from being despatched to your nominated address.

That is why we are imploring you to make provision of the International Postage Stamp to avoid you loosing your funds.

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


What is the hold up?

Thomas

This was sent about one week later. At this point in time, the bait has been going on for almost two months.


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

You are to make the fees for the International Postage Stamp available to us as that is what is holding your cheque from been despatched to you from our officeas it is a prerewuisite that you have to make the International postage stam available to us as your cheque is no longer in Africa anymore.

That is why we are imploring you to make the fees of the International Postage Stamp to avoid you loosing your funds.

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Just so you know, in America, check is spelled like this, not cheque. Could I speak with an America about this?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

It does not mean whatever how the check might be spelt all that is neccessary is your willingness and seriousness in making provision of the International Postage stamp available to us for the despatchment of your Bank Draft.

Do not feel bothered about the spellings as it is.All that is required is the International Postage stamp

In God We Trust

We await your positive response in these regards.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


I am not bothered by spellings, I am bothered by the fact that I don’t want to deal with a foreigner. Please have an American contact me. I do not trust foreigners. They are dimwitted and dubious.

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

You have every right to accept or rejects your Bank Draft as it is meant for you alone and no one else as your name has already been issued to it.

So the choice is yours as i am not interested in your pocket money,If my spelling was a African, UK then let it be.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Why are you signing your emails with Robert Mueller’s name when it is obvious that you are a foreigner? All I asked is whether I could transact this with an American, not with a lowly foreigner and I don’t see why this is a problem. There should be a lot of Americans there; it is the FBI, right?

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

The choice is yours,betterstill it is advisable that you come down to our office in person to sign the undertaking before your check can be delivered to you.

Because you sound like a joker and i am aware that you are not serious.

Have a nice .

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


Yeah, I sound like a joker and you sound like an uneducated, pathetic Nigerian scammer. Do you like begging the white man for money? How sad is that – I really do pity you. Your parents must cry a lot in shame.

I am so sorry you are so poor and stupid and I am rich and highly intelligent…

LOL – the FBI using a rocketmail.com email address – you are such a dumbass…

Thomas


Federal Bureau of Investigation

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

I am really sorry towards my actions over yo,but still you have every right to accept or reject your funds.

Have a nice .

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation


What I know about 419 Scammers...

1) Their spelling and command of the English language is terrible.
2) They always want you to use Western Union or Moneygram - no respectable bank or business uses this except for idiot scammers.
3) They are always stupid, smelly, monkeys from that cesspool of a continent Africa, like you are.
4) They pose as lawyers, bankers, and even Directors with the United Nations or FBI.
5) They quote God and religion alot, even know they are going to Hell.
6) They claim to be getting back at the "white man" for injustices done to them, but the truth is that they will steal from anyone of any race, religion, creed, and color, like you would.
7) They often have sex with goats, monkeys, and their own parents, like you do.
8) They are the lowest form of life on the planet and have the intelligence of a 5-year old retarded child, like you do.
9) They strongly resemble gorillas but they smell even worse, like you do.
10) They are rooted in evil - everything bad in this world comes from Africa - AIDS, crime, war, disease, poverty, hunger, stupidity - all from Africa. True, we in the USA have our share of these problems too, but they all come from the monkeys that our forefathers unfortunately brought to this great nation.


UR PAPA


Dirty, filthy monkeys are so stupid. I am so glad that 200, 000 of them died in Haiti.

I wish God would strike in Africa next and kill a few million of you there as well.


YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT GOD LOVES AFRICA,BECAUSE YOU ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY DAY AT THE OFFICE

WATCHOUT NEXT THE NEXT EARTHQUAKE WILL HAPPEN IN UR STATES IN AMERICA

BE WARE

YOUR MAMA AND PAPA


That’s funny – if God loves Africa why is it the poorest Continent and the most disease, hunger, crime, pestilence, war, suffering, etc.?

Doesn’t more than half of Africans have AIDS?

Aren’t all Africans stupid?

Don’t they all smell horrible?

Don’t be too funny, we all know that you are sitting at an internet café trying to steal from innocent people because you are too stupid and lazy to get a job…Are your mama and papa sitting next to you, trying to steal from people as well?

Is being a criminal in African blood?


Hello idiot…

Steal any money today? Tell me more about how God loves you even know you live in the poorest continent, with the dumbest people, and you are all disease-ridden criminals…

That was funny…


I love fucking with the FBI Scammers! You have to wonder what is going through his mind in the early stages of this bait when I start calling him moron, idiot, and bonehead...


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