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| I love to make these idiots waste time trying to convince me to take free money from them. This must really confuse their already-simple minds as to why I don’t just jump at the money. I know this is a concept that 419 scammers cannot understand - as to how can people be honest and not want to take what does not belong to them. After all, they would sell their own mother’s life for a couple bucks if they had the chance (and if anyone would buy them). My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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Lloyds TSB BANK TEL: +447031885596 Dear One, I will like you to act very fast so that this transfer can be make to your account, Mr. THOMAS GRONBORY, from Denmark is the one who deposited this money on your name, November 2009 that is when he deposited this money on your name 45, MILLIONS US DOLLARS (FOURTH FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) as been deposited in your name since 2009, But right now we are doing the edition of our account in our bank, We now find out that this money have been deposited on your name here in our bank Lloyds TSB. Mr. THOMAS GRONBORY, from Denmark according to what he wrote on the file he told the bank that if anything happen to him that the funds must be transferred to you. Mr. THOMAS GRONBORY gave the bank his International ID and little about himself, he was a successful business man in Ghana according to the file, But when we investigate about him and later find out that he dead, that is why we must transfer this money as soon as possible to your account. First name....................... Last name........................... Address......................... Bank Account Number....... You’re Account Information........ City.......................... Country........................ Zip/Postal code............... Home Phone Number................... Call Phone Number.................... Hope to here from you soon. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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I don’t know the man – why would he deposit money in my name? Maybe you have the wrong person?
James |
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Dear James,
This money is for you, what we jsut need for now from you is the informations of how will can start transferring the funds to your account, below is the information that will need First name....................... Last name........................... Address......................... Bank Account Number....... You’re Account Information........ City.......................... Country........................ Zip/Postal code............... Home Phone Number................... Call Phone Number.................... Hope to here from you soon. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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Did you even read my email?
Try reading it and then answer, buttcake James |
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Dear James,
CAN YOU READ THE E-MAIL VERY WELL AND GET BACK TO US? Mr. THOMAS GRONBORY, from Denmark is the one who deposited this money on your name, November 2009 that is when he deposited this money on your name 45, MILLIONS US DOLLARS (FOURTH FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) as been deposited in your name since 2009, But right now we are doing the edition of our account in our bank, We now find out that this money have been deposited on your name here in our bank Lloyds TSB. Mr. THOMAS GRONBORY, from Denmark according to what he wrote on the file he told the bank that if anything happen to him that the funds must be transferred to you. Mr. THOMAS GRONBORY gave the bank his International ID and little about himself, he was a successful business man in Ghana according to the file, But when we investigate about him and later find out that he dead, that is why we must transfer this money as soon as possible to your account. First name....................... Last name........................... Address......................... Bank Account Number....... You’re Account Information........ City.......................... Country........................ Zip/Postal code............... Home Phone Number................... Call Phone Number.................... Hope to here from you soon. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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Yes, unlike you, I read your email the first time and I said that I don’t know the man and you must have the wrong person. You aren’t suggesting that this man just picked someone at random to give all his money to, are you?
James |
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Dear James,
according to the file we read, he told us that you are a nice man to him that is why we must transfer this money to you in your account, but if you say you do not want this money fine you can tell us, so that we can send the money to the government, tell us what to do now?? Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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Well, I am assuredly not going to take money that does not belong to me – that would make me a low-life, unscrupulous parasite – you know, like an African. How can you be sure that this money is for me? I am sure that there is many people named James Cagney – how do you know you have the right one?
James |
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Dear James,
you have to believe that this money is ment for you and be happy. Your benefactor was a rich and giving man and who am I to know his mindset as why? You have the right to refusal and I will send you a rejection form to disinherit thai mans fortune if you so wish Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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Please send me a copy of his will or the order stating to transfer the money to me in the event of his unfortunate demise.
James |
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Dear James,
we cannot do this as we are the bank not the High Court. You need to just follow instructions and bless the hand of God who take part in this transaction. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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No need to get excited and wet your panties, there carpet-muncher. I am just trying to ensure that this money is really mine. As I said before, I would not want to take money that does not belong to me. That would make me a pathetic waste of life, would it not? How can you be absolutely sure that this money is mine if you don’t have the will? Was there a mailing address associated with my name? That would be proof…
James |
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Dear James,
in our file there was you name of James Caqgney and your email address and that is all that the dceased left in the file and how we contact you. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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When was this money deposited on my behalf? And when did the man die? Maybe he was someone I met a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
James |
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Dear James,
according to the file we read, Mr. Thomas deposited the money for you in 2001 and he passed in unfortunate accident that took the lives of his entire family in 2004. That is why we contact you because the fund will revert back to the banks treasury account if the beneficiary does not cliam this money. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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So you are saying that the file has my name and email address from 2001 and the man died in 2004? Could you double-check that for me, please?
James |
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Dear James,
yes, that is 100% correct. Now you see that this money legally belong to you and you must furnish us with your banking information so we can transfer the fund to your account. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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What I would like to know is how this generous, giving man deposited this money with my name and email account in the year 2001, and could not have possibly make any changes to the file since the year 2004 when he passed away, and yet he knew what my email account was going to be in the future. You see, I just started working for this company 6 months ago, so my email address is only 6 months old. How do you think Thomas Gronbory knew that this was going to be my email address in the future? Was he a psychic?
James |
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Dear James,
what are you trying to say?? Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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I thought it was plain and simple. How has my email account been in that file for nine years when it is only six months old? Care to explain that? Thomas must have been one exceptional individual.
James |
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Dear James,
I do not like what you are insinuating. If the truth must be told we here at Lloyds looked up your email address in the international chamber of commerce directory to contact you. We know that the name on the file here at the bank is associated with that email and that is how we contact you. Enough of these questions if you do not want to receive the money then don’t bother me anymore because I am a busy man. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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Just a couple more questions until I am convinced that I am the right heir to this money, okay? So when you told me earlier that my name and email address was in the file, that was just a lie, right? Is this a common practice for your bank? Weird…
Also, I am not totally one hundred percent sure, but you say that you are a busy man? You may want to check that again, because I think you are a woman. Do me a favor, reach your hands up your shirt and feel around for a little bit. If you encounter two globulous masses then I think you have your answer. If not, you may want to double-check down below. I suggest using a cucumber. Dear James, James |
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Dear James,
I can you yuou are a jokerand a time waister. If you are not interested then do not contact me again or I will call the FBI and have you thrown in jail for abuse and harassment. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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Wow, where did that come from? I thought we were making progress. Have you figured out your gender yet? I told you that I wanted to be sure that this is my money and not meant for someone else. Your awesome power of persuasion and your unerring logic has convinced me that this is indeed my money and that I am indeed the deserving heir. What do we do now? Can you just send me a check? Or do I have to come to London to retrieve my good fortune?
James |
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Dear James,
If you want to proceed you need to fill out the online form for bank to bank transfer.. First name....................... Last name........................... Address......................... Bank Account Number....... You’re Account Information........ City.......................... Country........................ Zip/Postal code............... Home Phone Number................... Call Phone Number.................... Hope to here from you soon. Thanks.Irene Edeigba Department of Foreign Transfer Lloyds TSB BANK |
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You know what Irene? It may just be easier for me to come to England to deal with this is person than to spend an inordinate amount of time filling out those complicated bank transfer forms like the one you just sent me. I will make flight arrangements to come to England so we can sit down in your office at Lloyd’s Bank and handle all of the intricacies of this detailed matter, man to man. Or man to woman, if that be the case. Still haven’t figured it out yet? If a cucumber is too small, try a baseball bat.
Let me know what you think, James |
| GO TO HELL YOU BIG FULL AND YOU NA GONA DIE |
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Irene; You may want to alert bank security, the FBI, NAMBLA, and Interpol!!! It seems that someone has hacked into your free email account and sent me a poorly written, uncouth message. By the text of the email I can only assume that is from some uneducated, barbaric peasant from some third world country who probably does not bathe, eats from trash cans, and really enjoys having sex with goats. When you receive this email into your official Lloyd’s Bank FREE email account, please let me know when a good time to meet you at your office at Lloyd’s Bank. That will be a hoot… James |
| That was the end. I tried to re-bait him from a different email account but his email account was shut down a few days later. I toyed with the idea of making this fool beg me to receive the money but in the end I just decided it would be more fun just to insult him and poke holes in his story. |
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