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Cooch Of Blood

Pretty sick name, huh? This idiot was copying and pasting her emails in sequence, and normally I would have went off on her for not reading my emails or not answering my questions. I decided to just copy and paste her back. I have 4 romance scams going on at the same time, so I have been copying paragraphs from their letters and sending then as reply's to the other letters. Pretty boring, I know, but I wanted to see her play the money angle. This one ended in a chat room and was very funny! My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!


Hello Greg,

Thanks for the Warm Heart mail.How are you doing today good i guess anyway I'm doing fine here as well.You really sound cool to me and thats really makes me feel better will like to get to know you more and meet you someday And I want you to know that since I read your Mail and Profile..I can see all what i am looking for in a Man In YOU and Its seem you are the angel sent to me By God So That Make me Think Straight and I Deleted My Profile so that I can Focus my Heart to Only You cos I hate Double dating...Here are some more about me..I've accomplished everything I wanted to do as a single woman. My career has a right future and I don't anticipate no real issues in the immediate future.I am a lady that ready to meet the right man with trust,ready to care for You and also with Honest.I am ready for serious relationship but looking for a true love we could be the one of my heart after i receive your reply...I have not been married before and I have no Kids yet but wish to have them someday....I was hurt by my past relationship that end up with broken heart,because I always catch my ex with so many Girls around which I hate and he always denied.Because I am one man who and I hate lies and cheating..I seek for a complete honest man,who will come home to me,love me,adore me,a strong man with a strong heart who will want our relationship to last forever,a compassionate man,one with good heart and know how to handle matters,I want a lover not a fighter,lol I am committed life to living to the fullest and in growing as a person....

But Do You come from a large family?My family has always been very caring and supportive of my dreams and ambitions that I have challenged myself with..I have Granny since when I lost my parents..I am a Orphan,I was born in Ireland, My dad is from Poland and My Mum is from Nigeria, I don't know the Relatives of my Father.I do Live with My Parent in States and My Parent Do give me the biggest Care in The World..Not Knowing I will Lost Them,,I am The Only child of my Parent..I am 10yrs when I do lost My Parent and Its always Bring Tears Into my eyes when I do remember my Parent..Since I Lost my Parent Things have been going hard for me and i do not have nobody to take good care of me then my Granny in Nigeria now came to United State to pick me up,,since then i have been with my granny in Nigeria for a Proper care..i will be coming back to the state anytime soon, just want to find someone nice before i come because im ready to sacrifice myself the right man not the wrong man and make me happy.Hope you understand my feelings about my childhood??..I just finish my studies though and i am seaching for a Job Cos..i do study an accounting in school and i do have a master Degree in it..but i want to become an accountant for Future..

I also tend to have a good heart with so much of Love to give You and take and I've been describe as the most Nicest lady You can meet by friend.But what kind of Books do You like to Read and What kind of Music do You Listen to?I like Mysteries,Thrillers and spirituality.And right now I am Listening to Enigma their first cd's but other than that I like reggae, Blues, Rock, Classical,rap and hip hop.I don't smoke also and I only Drink wine..But Tell me a little more about yourself, ( for example do you like to go camping, hiking, rock climbing, walks in the rain,cuddling by the fire, inveteracy). Also what about some pics of you (so I can see who I am writing to)?I am looking for my special someone (I have not even kissed a man in a year and a half as a result). I have not been married before and I have no Kids yet but wish to have them someday.What Turns U on and Off?My turns on is Honest, Good sense of humor, Communication, Confidence,friendly,Respectful and someone who can make me Happy,While my turn off is lying, Argue, Jealous,Cheating,someone that Love talking dirty online,someone who is Just Looking for a Sex Online that was not serious. Are you living alone and what is your Hobbies??.Now I am wanting to find someone who would love to grow old with me as we share all that life has to offer (the ups and the downs, hopefully way more ups than downs).. I believe that Distance is Nothing But Love Matters Most to me....I am pretty good here in Lagos, Nigeria anyway but its a little bit sunny and I don't have Choice had to live here like that..I am picky about who I open myself up to. I have a good feeling about you!!! , upon your request and respond to you how ever often you like.Hmmmm I guess enough is being said about me.Thats all what I can say for now and I will be Looking to hear back from you...

Susan

Susan the Cooch   Susan the Cooch


Do you have yahoo chat?

Greg


Hello Greg,

Thanks for the lovely mail and i am glad you getting back to me...i will be coming back to the state anytime soon, just want to find someone nice before i come because im ready to sacrifice myself the right man not the wrong man and make me happy.I hope this will take us to the next level and we could build a relationship that will last forever.Distance between us does not bother me as I know we could meet it will be my pleasure to get to know more about you...I can see that this is the better way to get to know more about each other... I will like you to tell me more about you by Answering this Questions...and I will answer the same Question as well..Here i Go..

1)What do you seek for in a relationship?
2)What are the basic qualities you seek for in a lady?
3)What sort of relationship you seek for?
4)What interests you?
5)What do you do for fun?
6)Do you Like Intimate In public?
7)How long have you been single?
8)What's being single like?
90Do you know I'm 28years old..Does age matters to you??
10)How do you treat your lady?
11)Why do you need a lady?
12)Can you love this lady?
13)What is love to you?
14)Would you hit your lady for any reasons?
15)Do you have a Kids?
16)When do you Start this Online Dating Atmosphere??
17?How Old are you?
18?What do you do for a Living?

and I'll hopefully want to know what your consent is about these questions.Where exactly are you living?Because I really want to get to know you and meet you.I can't remember when I talked so much about myself and to have the chance to read it back, it might sound weird but I am proud of myself and hoping for the day I can make more and better memories to share with someone special like YOU!!!

Yours Dearest.

Susan


Nevermind, I don't want to answer a bunch of silly questions.

Greg


Hello My Darling,

Wow, where should I start . First it is so amazing that last night I had sweet thought and thinking of You.Its make sense to me and I really adore you and I am opening my heart to you.Just need you to be ease with it.And I feel so safe and secure in you. I hope you can be the man you say in your email message. and Its seem you are the man I have been Thinking all about when I am Childhood and Its seem you are the Angel sent to me By GOD...and I promise I will never Let You Down And Please I want you to have One Though And mind In Our relationship and Let give things a try and I want you to Believe IN me and Have The Trust In Our relationship Completely.... Since the question is reciprocal,my response and how I feel is telling you that

#1: What do I seek for in a relationship? answer- TRUST,FAITH,UNDERSTANDING,TRUE FEELINGS AND CARING HEART....I want you to know that Trust and Open Minded With Faith Is the Aspect Of relationship and If you really believe and have Trust In Our relationship Our Dreams shall Come to True and I want you to have Good feelings In Our relationship and Let make a Good wishes..Do you Believe If we made a Good wishes for Our Relationship Our Dreams shall Come to True?Well I want you to know that i am ready to be Part of your Life and I am ready to Start Our New Life together and I promise i will never hurt you..I would like a man to trust that I am in this for the long haul. I am not that woman that believe once I hit I can leave.I can never do That and Once I Love I would Always Love my Man forever and I am Falling for You and I do really Believe with Our relationship and I am really want you In my Life...I promise i will never Hurt you Or let you Down.I am looking for that person to fill my empty hole in life. I like that family life, to have more together. I am looking for the Love of my Dreams and After my Heart to hang out with, Cuddle together,Share Our True Thought Feelings together,Working Things together and also Make a Dreams Come True and Having Our Kids In Life and Make a Very Happy Home In Future..., I don't hang out with Friends,..Cos i do Not have a Friends Cos A friends Of Mine has Turn me Off So I would rather Have ONLY YOU AS MY BEST FRIEND,BEST LOVE AND MY TRUE LOVE In Future to Hang Out With Cos I believe You are the man of my Dreams.... I would like someone to come home to be with me, to talk about how our day went. Someone to share the summer and holidays with. Someone to hold all day and night...Looking for a that somebody that I can share my entire self with. Somebody that is not afraid to be loved as well express love..I seek for a Serious and Long term relationship,Someone I can spend the rest of my Life with.

#2: What are the basic qualities I seek for in a man? answer- HE MUST BE CARING,TRUSTWORTHY,HE MUST LOOK GOOD,HE MUST BE INTIMATE (Holding Hands,telling feelings and giving a kiss and telling in public how much we love each other) AND ALWAYS HAPPY..What I am seeking is a man as laid out in Proverbs 31. A man who is strong (but not overbearing), loyal, respectful, kind and sweet. I know I should not say that, but I am keeping it real. A pretty face will get me all the time, not saying I will leave one for the other No. I just want to have my own awesome man. Oh ya, I would like for him to know that he is always safe with me. He must always keep him self looking good. I don't like a man that let himself go down, just because he has his woman. I like my man to dress nice, and I like to help my man dress nice. I really like my man to be nice to everyone, I am nice to whom ever I meet, but that's just me. I would like my man to love GOD first then me. If we have kids then,My husband and I will put God first and then the Kids. Now we are not two we are ONE! Now I can wish for these qualities in a man, but they all do not have to be. I just like the quality that he Loves me..

#3: What sort of relationship I seek for? answer- A STRONG RELATIONSHIP THAT COMES FROM OUR HEAR,ONE WITH PROMISE AND TRUST,LOYALITY AND HONESTY SPEAKING,,.i WANT AN EXCITING RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL ALWAYS LEADS US FUTURE TO GROW AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER IN FUTURE..Well I will like to tell u that am a Sensitive WoMan,Am Honest,Kind,Caring, and Truthfull..I seek for a true and Serious relationship that will last forever..You r so Handsome....I don't play games and I am looking for a serious relationship with marriage being the ultimate goal!

#4: What interests me? answer- A NICE CONSERVATION IN ARMS,HAVE INTEREST IN KIDS ALLOT cos i do love kids and i am ready to have some in future,I have interest in God and all I have interest most is GOD, the KIds and YOU in my arms..

#5 What do I do for fun? Well I do Love having Funs..but Here I do Not cash Allot Of Funs Due to how rough its was here and i do not like it here...but i have a dreams of having funs...but I will love trips, going to other states and country to see what they have. I love shopping when I can, I like get thing on sale, not that I am tight with money I just like to bargains. i love going to party with my Man taking me around ,going to beach, but I am not a club hound. I love to cook, I believe I am a good cooker so I have been told. I love to barbecue. I like to honest small gathering for friends and family. I do like reading,meeting friends,dancing,traveling,writing poem and listen to music too, but I really like for fun is to stay in bed on a saturday holding you watching movies and every night taking a Shower with my man

#6 Do I like Public intimacy? answers- I am a little shy about that, but if you kiss me I WILL KISS BACK!!!! I am not a person that will tell you to stop,I will go with the flow,because I really missed that though and I like to held and to walk while holding hand still.

#7 How long have I been single? answers- I have been Singles Cos Most of the nigeria want to Buy Me with money..They do cheat on Ladies here In Nigeria and They Do not care about feelings Here..I hate them here and I can Never Sell my Body to anyone Except giving my Heart to the Only One mAn I love In my LIfe..i want to let you know that secret is that I AM STILL A VIRGIN and i am keeping this for the Only man i love in my life and The man That Promise to be my One and Last Love..so darling I want you to Understand How Much I feel and I promise i will forever be yours as we are ONE!!

#8What being single like? answers- LONELY and being single,is the dullest and lonely thing that has never happened to me before.

#9 Do I know you are older then me? answers- Yes I know.I want you to know that age is just like a # to me...All matters is true feelings of love and caring heart.. I always like my man older than me. My mother and father is 15 years apart, and they had the best marriage. really don't matter we are both grow a people.

#10 How do I treat my man? answers- I treat a man with the up most respect. I treat a man like a king, I have no problem severing, massaging him feet, messaging his body,wine and dinning him. buying him, the fine things, but the best quality I can give him is LOVE.

#11 Why do I need a man? answers- COMPANIONSHIP!!!

#12 Can I love this man? answers- I believe a person can grow to love any man. I know I can love this man because I am a lovable person. Love is a very strong word, and when I love someone it will be strong. Can I love this man?well we will just have to see.Love is Not About finding the right person but creating the right relationship and also Love is the Good thing in Life.Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything. To just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is; to know, to feel, to love.

#13 What is love to me? answers- Love is something that God crated for people to treat other people, with love.I will love everyone because I was raised that way. I have different levels of love, love for Jesus, love for your friends and family, and love for the man I will spend the rest of my life with.Hopefully YOU!!..LOVE IS THE FEELINGS WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER THAT COMES FROM EACH OTHER HEART AND THINKING DEEPLY AND ALSO SHARE DEEPLY FEELINGS TOGETHER AND THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER WHEN ITS DAY AND NIGHT AND ITS MUST NOT BE BROKEN IN HEART COS WHEN ITS COMES TO LOVE THERE MUST BE NO HURT FEELINGS SO EVERYTING HAVE TO BE IN HAPPINESS!!

#14 Would I hit my man for any reasons? answers- NO!!!I will never Hit my Guy and I will never Hurt His Feelings. I will never Argue with Him. But work things out fine with each other and understand each other better and Perhaps, If i had to hit you, then I don't need you..

#15)Do I have a Kids?No I dont But i would love to have some in Future,,

#16)When do I start this Online darling atmosphere?I am Totally New to this Online Dating..

I hope I have answered the Questions to your satisfaction and if not bring on more and I will Love to Answer Any One you ask me with Honesty and trust.

I cant wait to hear back from you..
Your Sweet Baby Gurll.

Susan..


I want you to know I'm not here to play games....I would really like to get to know you. well, i want to retire and have kids of my own with the man i will spend the rest of my life with....What you have told me thus far is really good. Believe me I want your dreams to become reality as well. Right now I am not talking with anyone else. I look at this whole relationship thing like this...You date someone in order to get to know them. The process of the relationship moves forward until one or both decide to stop it. I am not married or have kids...

Greg

Since she is not reading my responses anyways, this is where I start pasting responses from my other Romance Scam. Basically, I have been keeping 4 Romance Scammers in play, without typing a word...


Hello My Husband!!

How are you doing??Thanks for the caring heart message you sent to me Everytime i receive message from you smiles comes to my face, My love I want you to know i cant really stop thinking about you an i thank God i found you, I want you to have the faith,focus in this relationship cos been faithful,focus,honest,trustworthy can only make our dream come true, babe i want you to have the faith,focus so we can make our dream come true, I want you to have the faith in me, I want you to believe in me, I don't want you to have a bad mind or think negative about this relationship,I want you to have a good thought about this relationship, I want you to give this a try and see what the future will leads to us, I promise i will do anything to make you happy, I promise i will never let you down and I promise you will be the happiest man on earth when we meet, My love i want you to have the faith,focus so we can make our dream come to true, I want you to know things is rough for me here and You know they have bad economic and bad government here,When i look at the way people are suffer here i shake my hear for them and believe if there is life there is hope, I want you to know my granny remain for me and she means a lot to me and she is aged,I take good care of her, Am looking for a man that will take good care of me and love me for who am i not because of beauty, I just want to know you can take good care of me and love me for who am i not because of beauty,I don't cheat lie,hurt another person feelings and i had to leave life on my own..doing what i know how to do best in honesty and living my life to the fullest..and i grew up to understand the principles of life and the truth that follows it and i have made a vow to my self and God that i will forever remain honest and truthfully to the things i say and do..cause truth and honesty is the only key to success..but its every hard to go about..but i still try not to brake my vow..and i do seek all i want with all my heart and the truth of it .Well,i am a very sincere and honest,am caring,kind,social,smart,intelligent,passionate,friendly,romantic,and i believe in the truth and honest of love..i am really a very sincere person when it comes to sharing feelings and emotions with that special person and i really am down to heart honest about the things i say and do cause i don't like hurting peoples feelings,cause everyone has a chance to laugh,so why do i make them sad..i am really very easy to get along with,fun to be with and am very adaptive and communicative when it comes to conversant conversation.and my life is based on the truth and honest of self personality...i would really like to get to know allot about you and learn somethings with you cause u seems to be kind of ready in getting to know my kind of person and hopefully we can meet in person soon..with time we will get to know each others feelings,motives and intentions towards each other and it will help us grow knowing each other and trusting each other.Can I Trust You With My Heart?I've found a new love full of passion Which has come to make me blind When I found a special someone In a love that's hard to find. You've swept off my feet From the very start, But before we go much further Can I trust you with my heart? With all this time we've had together I've learned to trust you completely, Before I've asked anything from you You've already given yourself to me. You've combined fantasy with reality Even though we're miles apart,But what I really need to know Can I trust you with my heart? Can I share my worries with you? Can you handle my fears I bestow? Can I count on you to walk with me Down a long a winding road? I don't want a promise Of which there's no guarantee Can I trust you with my heart, Without you breaking it on me? My heart's vowed never to fall in love again But it's weakened & has come to surrender, To be held in your tender hands And mended back together. But I hope you can understand That I don't want to go too far Without knowing just one answer . . . Can I trust you with my heart??? I cant wait to hear back from you... Take Care.

Hugs And Kisses Muah!!!

Your Doll Babe Susan..


But you happened, you came into my life and stole my heart from the day I saw you. At first I was confused, didn't really know what I wanted, I didn't know if I would want to take a chance again and actually take you seriously. So, I decided to come close to you as a friend and find out who you truly were and what you were like. You seemed cool, nice and funny some things I really liked in a guy. So I took a chance and got with you. In the beginning, things didn't seem that well, I actually had my doubts about you. I wasn't sure you were actually taking me seriously. But, it was too late to look back; I had already fallen for you since the day I met you and I wasn't really looking forward to giving up too soon. I tried so hard to have you, I wasn't going to let you go so easily! Well, time has passed and I have discovered new things and a new me. You have truly changed me. Still, in a way, I'm scared 'cause I am actually growing a true feeling inside my heart which I just cant explain, but I know it's there waiting for you to come and uncover it.

Greg


Hello Darling..

Thank you for writing back.how are you Doing today..I really enjoy reading your mail thanks alot.. My love I would like to continue this with you...You have qualities in a Man that I would treasure and yes I would love to have a meal with you. I want you to Just name the time and the place...and my love i will lke to hear your Swee voice over on the phon so that i can tell you i love you to your ear and my love you want the best for you and i want you to have believe in this relationship i think if you have faith in God your dream will come to true very soon my love!!!

Communication as you know is very important to me. First in getting to know one another this is very valuable. But the important part of communicating is being honest. We can talk and talk and make ourself look and sound good but unless we are completely honest we will be disappointed when the time comes to finally meet each other in person. I have lived now for a awhile and have traveled many places and therefore I feel I have learned to accepted myself for who I am am. I always try to be a good person to myself and others. I perfer people who are nice, kind, respectful and honest. People who view themselves better than others or think they are I do not like. I want to find a Man who respects him self. A man who takes care of himself mentally, spirituallly and physcially. I want a Man who is willing to work hard at our relationship. Someone who will contribute to improving and helping us grow together and as a family. While we are able he needs to and wants to work hard (like I will) to have nice things in life and to work hard so we can be comfortable together in order to enjoy ourselves. To me, there is nothing more special than a shared Love.One that delights in our loved one's achievements, and growth as a person. One that has no jealousy, anger or mistrust. I believe when I have met the right person, we will believe so completely in each other, and Love each other so completely, that we will trust without hesitation as well.... I am a lovingly touchy person. I like to hold hands, hug and kiss ... when appropriate... I like open affection, but in good taste, not for affection sake. I love to look into my loved one's eyes, and often get accused of starring... But I stare at flowers too, they never complain that I could look at them from when the blossom until they fade away... I like being touched too. Held and having my hair played with... I like simple things, not complications and overbearing... We must be the example for our child in raising a family and he must be the man I will love forever. There is so much more I could tell you but I will end here. I only hope you can understand where I am coming from. Again, speaking of age - I am at a point in my life - where I do not want to play games. I have opened myself to you and would like to know more about you and see other pictures of you. I have seen the ones on your profile so please send me a new recent picture of yourself. And finally one last thing with regard to age - there is an age difference between us - so I will just come out and ask you - how do you view and feel about that our age difference? Please tell more about when we can meet and what plans you may have for the future And again My love i would be more glad to hear your sweet voice so we can share our feelings together and express how much i love you over the phone ..I am really dieing to hear your Voice and I really want to express Our feelings together and My Happiness is to say a word I LOVE YOU over the phone my Love I will be More happy and happier and I will go Out side and Scream your Name cos I have a Man full of passion and I cant wait to hear that On Phone but i do not have a phone # and I dont have a friend to learn me here phone here, You know they have bad economic and bad government here, I will ask how i can make international call here from my Granny,My love i cant wait to her you sweet voice so we can take this relationship to the net level,You mean allot to me as well and I am Glad we Love each other..So my Love...I will be missing you and I cant wait to hear your sweet And I am thinking about you..I Love you More..I will be waiting to hear back from you..I hope to hear from you soon. Take Care

Hugs And Kisses Muah!!!

Your Doll Babe Susan..


I am writing you this letter to tell you how much you mean to me, and to thank you for coming into my life. You are something I never thought could exist for me. You are one of the best things that has happened in my life, and I don't regret being with you cause since someday now that i have met you....i have been achieving some good things in my life and i do wish that it should be the same way to you too in thy mighty Name Of God. I have been through many relationships, but didn't really take them seriously. I was used and played by a guy who I really loved. So I decided to play guys the same way that guy once played me. I wasn't born a bitch, it's just a guy made me this way. Since then I have not taken chances with a guy. Am going to try and give you a call back maybe when am less busy cause am so busy for now with my shopping and i will just like to know much about your height and length cause i will love to get you a lovely suit here honey.

Greg


Hello my Love..

I am Glad to read from you and you always make me Happy and i am Glad i found you..My Love I promise to give you my Heart Completely and I promise i will never Hurt your feelings and I will forever be yours...I want you and i to know that i really want to be In your arms all day and Night and seeing you everything is my Happiness..and I want you to believe in Me and Trust me totally with your heart..and i really want us to talk over the phone so that we can share our feelings together On Phone..i want you to know I am Dieing to hear your sweet Voice...I Love you more...I want you for the rest of my Life and I really do want the best for you and I cant wait to be your future WIfe.You always Brighten my day and Night everyday I do read your sweet mail..I am glad i found you and i want you to know that I do always think about you and I want you to know that I do always feel Crying anyday I think about you and i am Not Beside you..I want you to trust me and believe in Our relationship and i do not want you to always think any bad about out Conservation..My love i can never give up on you and I do not want us to lose each other as well..I am looking for a man i will sacrifice my Life to and a man that will take Good care of me and be there for me when its thin and Thick...Well I will like to tell u that am a Sensitive WoMan,Am Honest,Kind,Caring, and Truthfull..I seek for a true and Serious relattionship that will last forever..You r so Handsome....I don't play games and I am looking for a serious relationship with marriage being the ultimate goal!Someone who will contribute to improving and helping us grow together and as a family. While we are able he needs to and wants to work hard (like I will) to have nice things in life and to work hard so we can be comfortable together in order to enjoy ourselves. To me, there is nothing more special than a shared Love. One that delights in our loved one's achievements, and growth as a person. One that has no jealousy, anger or mistrust. I believe when I have met the right person, we will believe so completely in each other, and Love each other so completely, that we will trust without hesitation as well.... I am a lovingly touchy person. I like to hold hands, hug and kiss ... when appropriate... I like open affection, but in good taste, not for affection sake. I love to look into my loved one's eyes, and often get accused of starring... But I stare at flowers too, they never complain that I could look at them from when the blossom until they fade away... I like being touched too. Held and having my hair played with..I am Glad i can trust you with your heart as well and I promise i wil always care for you and cherish you,,I promise i will always be happy and I promise i will give you all my heart and Soul and I will give you my love..MY LOVE I WISH I COULD HEAR YOUR VOICE ALSO SO THAT WE CAN SHARE OUR FEELINGS TOGETHER ON PHONE.BUT I DO NOT HAVE A PHONE.I DO NOT KNOW WHOM CAN LEND ME HER PHONE.WOULD YOU BE HAPPY FOR ME TO SHARE MY FEELINGS WITH YOU ON PHONE?? AND IF I WANT TO CALL INTERNATIONAL CALL I WILL HAVE TO BUY A CALLING CARD,AND ,,SWEETIE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.,AND ITS VERY EXPENSIVE HERE AND ITS COST AND I WILL BE GLAD IF YOU CAN ASSIST ME WITH THE MONEY FOR MY CALLING CARD SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A CALL TOMORROW MORNING...MY LOVE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY BAD THOUGHT ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP,,I WANT YOU TO ALWAYS THINK POSITIVE COS I DO REALLY WANT YOU AND ALL I FEEL IS THAT I AM WITH YOU RIGHT NOW..BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH YOU FEEL ABOUT MEETING YOU IN PERSON RIGHT NOW..MY LOVE I MISSED YOU AND I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN PERSON..i cant wait to hear back from you..

Lovely Susan


You came into my life and stole my heart from the day I saw you. At first I was confused, didn't really know what I wanted, I didn't know if I would want to take a chance again and actually take you seriously. So, I decided to come close to you as a friend and find out who you truly were and what you were like. You seemed cool, nice and funny some things I really liked in a guy. So I took a chance and got with you. In the beginning, things didn't seem that well, I actually had my doubts about you. I wasn't sure you were actually taking me seriously. But, it was too late to look back; I had already fallen for you since the day I met you and I wasn't really looking forward to giving up too soon. I tried so hard to have you, I wasn't going to let you go so easily! Well, time has passed and I have discovered new things and a new me. You have truly changed me. Still, in a way, I'm scared 'cause I am actually growing a true feeling inside my heart which I just cant explain, but I know it's there waiting for you to come and uncover it.

Greg


Hello my Love..

How are you Doing my husband,,I have been Wondering and worried alot about you my Love cos i cant do without you and you are all I do Think all about and I promise i will forever be yours..I want you and i really want to take Good care of you and I want you to know that you mean everything to me and I promise i will always make you happy..I really Thanks God everything was going Good for you and I always Pray for you and I do really want you for the rest of my Life and I have made a VOW of myself and GOD that I will always be Honest and truthful for all what i says and Do and I promise I will never Break my Vow and I Promise to be yours forever...

Darling you are my One and Last Love and The man I want to be with for the rest of my life...I love you more and I want you to Know that i love you for you and all am After is to Win your heart and I am ready to spend the rest of my life with..my love i wake up with you and also i sleep with you just becos I do think allot about you and dream about you and that show you are my everything in this world...My Love Thanks God we found each other and I promise i will always fullful our dreams and my love i promise i will never break my Vow...my Love...I Love you so much..

My Love...i really want to share my feelings with you over the phone..my love i have thinking about you,dream about you and also feelings you are beside me in my dreams but What i really want to let us to make Happen is for Us to Talk Over the Phone and let us share how Much we Love each other and How We can meet on Phone..So we could Trust each Other more and Know everything are Comming to True cos I do believe In Our relationship and I Know Our dreams are coming to True..My Love..I am really Dieing to hear your Voice and my Love I would be Glad if you can assist me with the calling Card today so that I can give you a call tomorrow..and my Love I ask if you can Mail me a Card from there becos the card was so Cost and Expensive here...they told me You can Not mail me a Card from there cos The Card would not work Here That I can Only Buy a calling Card here In Nigeria So that I can call you at a Pay Phone and Talk for the Long Period Of time and there is allot of minute in the Card...My Love I would be glad if you can assist me with the Money for the calling Card so that I can Buy it here my Love...my Love its cost and very Expensive...Its cost 200$ my Love and my Love I do not want you to think About Money But about the feelings we have for each Other cos Money is not what I am Looking for All What i am After is to Win your heart and I know Our dreams are coming to true..My Love I want us to share Our True feelings Of Love together On Phone and I really want to blow you allot Of Kiss Over the Phone my Love,..my Love Pls Pls Pls Pls Understand you are all i want for the rest of my Life and I cant wait to be your Future Wife...

My love my Granny says hi to you and she really like you as well..and also If you want to assist me with the Money today I will give you my Info to send it to ok and You can send it through western Union cos i think that is the Way i can Only receive money here..Can I give you my Info to send the Money to today?so that You can try and send the money for the calling Card and I will give you a call tomorrow..I Love you so Much..

You are my everything, You are my World,my Sunshine and my Winter moon and also my Matchmaker..I cant wait to express all this to you tomorrow On phone my love cos i really want you to be happy all day and night and i want the best for you..Dream Maker, make my dreams come true tonight. If I close my eyes will you hold me tight, all night? Will you be here by my side when my nights are cold and lonely? Will you put your love on me which I crave so deeply? I can not imagine my life without you. You are everything inside of me that I wish I could be and so much more. I look at my life before I knew your love, and I don't know how I ever survived.But, as I said before, you are my angel, my miracle. I never knew that someone like you was out there, just waiting for me to find them. Well, I found you, Darling, and now that I have you, I'm never letting you go!

Darling, just confide in me your deepest feelings, tell me your fantasies and they shall be fulfilled. I will do anything it takes to make you happy because that is the only thing that matters to me anymore. You are perfect in my eyes, and there is absolutely nothing that I would ever change about you. I know that no one is perfect, but Darling, in my eyes you are. It leaves me amazed yet blessed to have found someone as special as you so soon.Darling, I'm going to be sitting here waiting; waiting in front of my Computer to hear back from you also ... waiting waiting to read your Lovely Mail...and also Waiting Waiting for you to assist me with the Calling Card so that I can hear your Sweet Voice tomorrow...

A little distance between us is going to drive me crazy, but it'll all work out just fine. So, I will just be waiting till the day we will be together.

I love you, Darling.

Your One and Last Love..

Susan.

After all of these copy and pasted emails, she finally plays the money angle; a phone calling card. Okay, time to ignore her and become deaf to what she saysÖ


I truly don't know what your feelings are but I don't want to force you in telling me what you don't feel towards me. I would want to receive love and trust from you when you truly mean it. All I ask from you is to show me you care and not hide anything, to also have trust in me the way I do in you.

Greg


Hello Greg,

How are you doing and i really want to hear your lovely voice on phone and you are not talking about what am saying my love,i will be glad if you can assist me with the calling card money so i can get the calling card today and call you on phone so will can take our relationship to the next level my love,and the cost of the calling card is 200 dollars please let me know if you are going to send it to my information,here my information where the money should be sent to through Western Union Money Transfer

NAME;..................... SUSAN KELVIN
ADDRESS;......................42 PAUL STREET.
CITY;....................SHOMOLU
STATE;.....................LAGOS
ZIP CODE;.....................23401
COUNTRY...........................;NIGERIA
amount needed $200
I will need all these detail as in below as soon as you send the money:...
SENDER'S NAME:..
SENDER'S ADDRESS:..
MTCN#:...
TEXT QUESTION:........ FAVORITE COLOR
ANSWER:........ BLUE

I wait to read from you soon, please don't let me down and i promise will not disappoint you.

SUSAN..


I thought I spoke to you about this already? I am deaf, and cannot hear your voice on the phone. I can speak, and read lips quite well, but I cannot communicate over the phone. I wasn't aware that you did not know this.

Greg


Hello Darling..

How are you doing today?How is Work and your health?Thanks, I am so pleased to read your reply,it has warm my heart and I am hoping to get to always hear from you.I hope this will take us to the next level and we could build a relationship that will last forever.Distance between us does not bother me as I know we could meet,I liked your profile and all I read about it was awesome..I consider myself a gentle person..I treat men with respect and i do Love to take them Out.I can't Sleep without you and since have Find you I have Change in my outlook and My Life have been Change with The Feelings you Share with me..Do you Trust Me with your Heart??Do you have Faith??..Trust is a strong word..A meaning broken in two..This word is formed around one letter..the letter which is "u"For you are the one I love,The one I live for And if you remain by my side.The u becomes an "us"For "us" means no other love And only me and u And from this day forth.I promise us Forever I'll us I'll be true. True to our relationship In hope it will never "rust" For you are the one The one I love The only one I can "trust" Trust in me and you will find..Unbridled love of the purest kind Believe in me and you will see here's nobody else but you and me.Trust in me, I won't let you down.The one I want, you, I have found.Believe in me, don't drift apart..There is only you in my heart.Trust in me and my word..Don't take to heart the things you heard..Believe in us, our honesty, our trust...Who cares about expensive things?It seems like everyone but me.I don't need a man to flash cash in my face...I don't need your gifts, to feel good about me.All I need is a hug in the morning, and a tender kiss goodnight.All I need to know is that you love me, and everything's alright...Why is it all about the money, when it should be about love? All that matters is what money can't buy!All matters to me is Trust,Faith and Feelings.I want to be young at heart forever,the way I feel when i'm with you.I wanted to mean something to somebody,and now I know I do!I want to change a mans life..I want to be the best wife that I could ever be...I want what money can't buy...And you're the only one I want to be with me.

Hugs And Kisses Muah!!!

Your Doll Babe Susan


I will never forget you. I hope you still think of me too. I love you with all that I am, all that I was and all that I will ever be. Please know that my love and I are inseparable and I would want it no other way and if time could express my love for you then it's forever and a day. I can't wait to be with you, see your smile, look in your eyes, feel your sweet touch, hear your perfect words and kiss your perfect lips. The way I feel about you some people call it crazy, some call it insane, but I call it true love. I really love you, Baby Bear.

Greg


Darling How are u doing ? I'm doing my period today and I'm having bleeding disorder and its really paining me..I have spent some money on drugs just to get over it but no luck so I visited the clinic and i was put through some Thyroid hormone testings and discovered that its too stress that caused it..I was prescribed some medications and its expensive they are Zoloft - Generic tablet,diuretics and Antifibrinolytic which they'll cost me like $150..Please i want you to send me with some money you can,hope i'm not inconveniencing you.. I impatiently hope to hear from you soon..Please send it to the info i gave to you my love..
Love Always ..

Susan


Immediately after she sends this last email, she contacts me in Yahoo Chat. Wasnít that romantic of her to tell me of her period and her bleeding disorder? I was surprised at how graphic this money angle was after I shot down the first one. I expected a hospital visit, hotel bill, or something like that, but bleeding from her cooch?


----- Our chat on Wed, 12/9/09 9:52 AM -----

Susan Kelvin (9:20 AM): hello my love
Susan Kelvin (9:20 AM): how are you doing?
Susan Kelvin (9:20 AM): do you see what i send to your email
Greg's (9:20 AM): that is disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:21 AM): what you mean
Greg's (9:22 AM): what kind of person would send me an email like that??? Are you stupid?
Susan Kelvin (9:22 AM): i send it my love
Susan Kelvin (9:22 AM): do you read it my love
Greg's (9:22 AM): i know you did - you are freaking disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:23 AM): are you going to assit me with the money my love
Greg's (9:24 AM): I have never talked to you before and you send me an email and tell me you are bleeding out your cooch??? Are you insane?
Susan Kelvin (9:24 AM): it me susan my love
Greg's (9:24 AM): I know who it is...
Greg's (9:24 AM): read what I wrote
Susan Kelvin (9:24 AM): have you forgetten me
Greg's (9:24 AM): are you stupid?
Greg's (9:24 AM): can you read?
Susan Kelvin (9:25 AM): you said you have never talked to me before
Greg's (9:25 AM): I haven't - email isnít talking
Greg's (9:25 AM): this is the first time
Greg's (9:26 AM): why would you send me an email like that???
Greg's (9:26 AM): that is disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:26 AM): please try to know me now
Susan Kelvin (9:26 AM): it me susan your love,from nigeria
Susan Kelvin (9:26 AM): we have been talking for like 5 days
Greg's (9:26 AM): I know who it is - do you understand English???
Greg's (9:28 AM): this is the first time we have chatted...
Susan Kelvin (9:28 AM): yes
Greg's (9:28 AM): email is not chatting - understand?
Susan Kelvin (9:28 AM): but you told me am your love
Susan Kelvin (9:28 AM): ok am sorry my love
Susan Kelvin (9:28 AM): so are you going to help me with it cos i need to get the drugs today
Greg's (9:28 AM): yeah, my love until you wrote me an email saying you were bleeding from your cooch
Greg's (9:29 AM): you are foul and disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:29 AM): am sorry my love
Susan Kelvin (9:29 AM): i email you,try and go to your email
Greg's (9:30 AM): I read the email you sent, moron - do you understand English???
Susan Kelvin (9:30 AM): yes my love
Susan Kelvin (9:30 AM): it just that i need the money
Greg's (9:30 AM): doesnít seem like it
Susan Kelvin (9:31 AM): am sorry my love
Greg's (9:31 AM): I am just so disgusted with you...
Susan Kelvin (9:32 AM): so are you going to help me with it,it just 150 my love
Greg's (9:32 AM): is it common for you to email people and tell them you are having a bleeding disorder from your stanky crotch?
Susan Kelvin (9:34 AM): just try and have trust in me my love
Greg's (9:34 AM): are you stupid? Do you understand English???
Susan Kelvin (9:34 AM): i need the drugs my love
Greg's (9:35 AM): do you know what I am saying?
Susan Kelvin (9:35 AM): i know my love
Susan Kelvin (9:35 AM): are you going to send the money today please please please
Greg's (9:35 AM): you are disgusting and it makes me want to puke
Susan Kelvin (9:36 AM): pleae just let me know if you going to assit me or not my love,but you told me you love me more
Susan Kelvin (9:37 AM): just tell me yes or no my love,cos i need to go back to the hospital
Greg's (9:37 AM): now I can't even think of you without wanting to vomit
Susan Kelvin (9:37 AM): why my love?
Susan Kelvin (9:38 AM): what have i done to you
Susan Kelvin (9:38 AM): am sorry if i have offeneded you
Greg's (9:38 AM): you sent me an email telling me about bleeding from your cooch - do you think this is normal???
Greg's (9:38 AM): that is foul
Greg's (9:39 AM): you are disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:39 AM): am doing my period time
Susan Kelvin (9:39 AM): do you beleive am lieing to you my love
Greg's (9:40 AM): I never said you were lying...
Susan Kelvin (9:40 AM): my love,okay let me know now are you going to help me yes or no
Greg's (9:40 AM): I said you were disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:40 AM): mean what my love?
Greg's (9:41 AM): do you understand English?
Greg's (9:41 AM): what nationality are you?
Susan Kelvin (9:41 AM): yeah
Susan Kelvin (9:41 AM):
Susan Kelvin (9:41 AM): please tell me now
Susan Kelvin (9:41 AM): are you going to assit me yes or no
Greg's (9:42 AM): what nationality are you?
Susan Kelvin (9:42 AM): that what i want to hear from you
Greg's (9:42 AM): what nationality are you?
Susan Kelvin (9:43 AM): my granny is from nigeria and my dad is from poland
Greg's (9:44 AM): in your culture, is it normal to email people and tell them you are bleeding from your cooch?
Greg's (9:44 AM): In American Culture, that is freaking disgusting...
Susan Kelvin (9:47 AM): are you sending it yes or no
Greg's (9:47 AM): answer my question???
Susan Kelvin (9:48 AM): what your question
Greg's (9:48 AM): can you read?
Susan Kelvin (9:48 AM): i don,t think i can get marry with you
Greg's (9:49 AM): I donít want to marry you after your last email - that is disgusting
Susan Kelvin (9:49 AM): ok by
Susan Kelvin (9:49 AM): bye
Susan Kelvin (9:49 AM): don,t mail me anymore greg
Susan Kelvin (9:50 AM): you betray me
Greg's (9:50 AM): bye you disgusting monkey - keep begging
Greg's (9:50 AM): lol
Susan Kelvin (9:50 AM): ok
Susan Kelvin (9:50 AM): bye
Susan Kelvin (9:50 AM): am not begging you my love
Greg's (9:51 AM): thatís what monkeys do best - beg for money
Greg's (9:51 AM): and steal
Susan Kelvin (9:51 AM): am trying to esplain this for you cos you are my love
Greg's (9:52 AM): keep begging random people for money...
Susan Kelvin (9:52 AM): ok
Susan Kelvin (9:52 AM): you mad man
Greg's (9:52 AM): its what all monkeys do best

She logs outÖ

I was getting sick of her, and the others. I want to get them in a Chat Room so I can go off on them. I have one other already asking for money, but I will get her into a chat room before I commit to anything.


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