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As you are reading this chat transcript, try to imagine that it is a 46 year old white man that you are talking withÖ My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading!


----- Our chat on Fri, 4/1/11 1:15 PM -----

Debbie (11:27 AM): hello?
bruce willy (11:27 AM): yes
Debbie (11:27 AM): who are you?
bruce willy (11:28 AM): sorry igot your ID on yahoo chat room
bruce willy (11:28 AM): hope you are not mad
Debbie (11:28 AM): where did you get it?
bruce willy (11:29 AM): yahoo chat room
bruce willy (11:30 AM): i was there to look out for
bruce willy (11:30 AM): people
Debbie (11:30 AM): I donít go into any yahoo chat rooms
bruce willy (11:30 AM): i got it there any its showing you online
bruce willy (11:30 AM): that was why i added you
Debbie (11:31 AM): okay, so what do you want?
bruce willy (11:31 AM): sorrry it seems you are kind of harsh and somehow angry
bruce willy (11:31 AM): becos i got your ID
Debbie (11:32 AM): no, I am not mad - just wondering where you got my id
bruce willy (11:32 AM): go to the yahoo board and you will see all yahoo users that is online
bruce willy (11:32 AM): and i just added three people
bruce willy (11:32 AM): two responded
bruce willy (11:33 AM): which you are one of them
Debbie (11:33 AM): okay - I was just wondering why you contacted me?
bruce willy (11:33 AM): and the last person is pending
bruce willy (11:33 AM): No i was just trying to be friends
bruce willy (11:33 AM): and thats all
bruce willy (11:33 AM): i'm new here
Debbie (11:33 AM): oh, okay
bruce willy (11:34 AM): please what is your name , location and age
Debbie (11:35 AM): I am Debbie, 31 years old and I live in Ohio
bruce willy (11:35 AM): ha ha ha ha
bruce willy (11:35 AM): Omg!!!!!!!!1
bruce willy (11:35 AM): Ohio
bruce willy (11:35 AM): ? ? ? ?
Debbie (11:35 AM): what?
bruce willy (11:35 AM): holy moly!!!!!
bruce willy (11:35 AM): got a friend in xenia and
bruce willy (11:36 AM): hamilton
bruce willy (11:36 AM): but been long that i have seen them now
Debbie (11:36 AM): I have no idea where that is...
bruce willy (11:36 AM): Awww..
Debbie (11:37 AM): where are you from?
bruce willy (11:37 AM): from New york queens
Debbie (11:37 AM): oh, cool
bruce willy (11:37 AM): do you know ADDISON
bruce willy (11:38 AM): in ohio? ?
Debbie (11:38 AM): no...is that in Ohio?
bruce willy (11:38 AM): Yes!!! those are popular places in Ohio
bruce willy (11:38 AM): and i wonder how come you don't know them
bruce willy (11:38 AM): :)
bruce willy (11:39 AM): do you know UTICA ? ?
Debbie (11:39 AM): Utica is in New York
Debbie (11:39 AM): those are not popular places in Ohio
bruce willy (11:40 AM): well maybe to you
bruce willy (11:40 AM): but i have people and relatives there
bruce willy (11:40 AM): that is why i'm asking you all those places
Debbie (11:41 AM): okay
bruce willy (11:42 AM): so where do you stay in Ohio ? ?
Debbie (11:42 AM): in Tallmadge, near Akron
bruce willy (11:42 AM): okay !!
bruce willy (11:43 AM): i don't know the place
bruce willy (11:43 AM): :)
Debbie (11:43 AM): You dont know Akron, Ohio?
Debbie (11:43 AM): Are you an American?
bruce willy (11:44 AM): no a spainiard
bruce willy (11:44 AM): i don't know Tallmadge,
Debbie (11:44 AM): Tallmadge is a small city, but Akron is big
bruce willy (11:44 AM): Yes!!
bruce willy (11:45 AM): Are you an american ? ?
Debbie (11:45 AM): yes
bruce willy (11:45 AM): okay
bruce willy (11:45 AM): so what do you for a living ? ?
Debbie (11:46 AM): I work for a Computer company
bruce willy (11:46 AM): okay !! that means you are a network engineer or something ? ? ?
bruce willy (11:46 AM): as for me i'm a self employed person
Debbie (11:46 AM): no, I do accounting
bruce willy (11:47 AM): but you should still know about Ip address, oracle and networking
bruce willy (11:47 AM): Right ? ? ?
Debbie (11:47 AM): what do you do?
Debbie (11:47 AM): I know some - why?
bruce willy (11:47 AM): since you work in a computer company
bruce willy (11:48 AM): as for me i own two stores
Debbie (11:48 AM): my company does business networking
bruce willy (11:48 AM): one for fast food and the other i deal electronics, cables and so on
Debbie (11:48 AM): cool
bruce willy (11:49 AM): Yes!!!
Debbie (11:49 AM): my company builds and sells computers to institutional buyers
bruce willy (11:49 AM): okay thats nice
bruce willy (11:50 AM): so do you live alone
bruce willy (11:50 AM): do you own a house or rented apartment
bruce willy (11:50 AM): ? ?
Debbie (11:50 AM): yes
Debbie (11:50 AM): I own my own home
bruce willy (11:50 AM): okay !!
bruce willy (11:51 AM): i live in a rented apartment
bruce willy (11:51 AM): but trying to find another realtor
bruce willy (11:51 AM): for another place becos this is a small aprtment
bruce willy (11:51 AM): and i need a bigger one as a growing man
Debbie (11:52 AM): okay
bruce willy (11:52 AM): Are you not going to work ? ?
Debbie (11:53 AM): I am at work
bruce willy (11:53 AM): so how come your free to chat with me ? ?
Debbie (11:53 AM): I have two computers on my desk - I can do this and get work done
bruce willy (11:53 AM): oh okay
bruce willy (11:54 AM): well i'm on my blackberry
bruce willy (11:54 AM): that is why i can chat with you now
bruce willy (11:54 AM): i will be home by 4pm
Debbie (11:54 AM): well you own the company you said...
bruce willy (11:54 AM): not a company
bruce willy (11:54 AM): but just two stores
bruce willy (11:54 AM): Lol.
Debbie (11:54 AM): you said you own two stores, didnít you?
bruce willy (11:54 AM): :):):):)
bruce willy (11:55 AM): :)
bruce willy (11:55 AM): :)
bruce willy (11:55 AM): Yes!!!!!!!!
Debbie (11:55 AM): how old are you?
bruce willy (11:55 AM): 46
bruce willy (11:55 AM): why did you ask ?
Debbie (11:56 AM): because you keep sending those stupid smiley faces like a child
bruce willy (11:56 AM): sorry i was meant for my sister
bruce willy (11:56 AM): i did it in a wrong box
Debbie (11:56 AM): umm, ok...
bruce willy (11:57 AM): why umm ?
Debbie (11:57 AM): so you live in Queens
bruce willy (11:57 AM): Yes!! jamaica precisely
bruce willy (11:57 AM): what is your full name ? ?
Debbie (11:57 AM): what?
Debbie (11:57 AM): Jamaica - the country?
bruce willy (11:57 AM): No ha ha ha ha ha ha
bruce willy (11:57 AM): thats my hood name
bruce willy (11:58 AM): Lmao
bruce willy (11:58 AM): Not a country
Debbie (11:58 AM): what does that mean?
Debbie (11:58 AM): "hood name"
bruce willy (11:58 AM): its a street name in queens
Debbie (11:58 AM): one sec, okay
bruce willy (11:58 AM): okay !!!!!!!!!!
Debbie (12:01 PM): ok
Debbie (12:01 PM): are you there?
bruce willy (12:01 PM): Yes!!!
bruce willy (12:01 PM): i'm here
Debbie (12:02 PM): so are you in your office or in a car or what?
bruce willy (12:03 PM): i just walked out of the office
bruce willy (12:03 PM): walking around the store
bruce willy (12:03 PM): with my phone
bruce willy (12:03 PM): and pinging
bruce willy (12:03 PM): on BB
Debbie (12:03 PM): okay
Debbie (12:04 PM): what is BB?
bruce willy (12:04 PM): blackberry phone!!!!!!!!
Debbie (12:04 PM): okay...lol - sorry
Debbie (12:05 PM): what fast food restaurant do you own?
bruce willy (12:05 PM): just a normal snacks shop
bruce willy (12:05 PM): there are canopies there and people just come sit down chill
bruce willy (12:05 PM): after the day's work
bruce willy (12:05 PM): or during the recess
Debbie (12:06 PM): what is it called?
bruce willy (12:06 PM): Willy candy !!!!!!!!!!!
bruce willy (12:06 PM): thats my nickname
Debbie (12:07 PM): Willy Candy? And it is fast food?
Debbie (12:07 PM): what kind of food do you sell?
bruce willy (12:07 PM): Yes we make pizza, hotdogs, fried rice
bruce willy (12:07 PM): pasta
bruce willy (12:07 PM): and meatballs
bruce willy (12:07 PM): too
bruce willy (12:08 PM): and what is the name of your company ? ?
Debbie (12:08 PM): White Haven Computer Services
bruce willy (12:08 PM): okay !!!
bruce willy (12:08 PM): is it a cybercafe or a company building
bruce willy (12:08 PM): computers
bruce willy (12:08 PM): i don't understand
bruce willy (12:08 PM): ? ? ?
Debbie (12:09 PM): We build computers - it is an office with a "factory" area
bruce willy (12:09 PM): oh okay !!
bruce willy (12:10 PM): so Are you single or maried
bruce willy (12:10 PM): or engaged
bruce willy (12:10 PM): ? ?
Debbie (12:10 PM): single
bruce willy (12:10 PM): okay !!
bruce willy (12:10 PM): me divorced
bruce willy (12:10 PM): two years ago
bruce willy (12:10 PM): and lost my son last year CURTIS
Debbie (12:11 PM): do you have children?
Debbie (12:11 PM): oh, sorry
bruce willy (12:11 PM): Yes Thank you !!!
bruce willy (12:12 PM): i heard there are scammers here
bruce willy (12:12 PM): is it true ? ?
Debbie (12:12 PM): where?
bruce willy (12:12 PM): online
bruce willy (12:12 PM): My friend justin told me
Debbie (12:12 PM): yes, you didnít know that?
bruce willy (12:12 PM): last week
bruce willy (12:12 PM): i don't do all this online
bruce willy (12:13 PM): i just began
Debbie (12:13 PM): thatís funny that you mention that...
bruce willy (12:14 PM): my friend helped me to open this email box
Debbie (12:14 PM): why?
bruce willy (12:14 PM): becos i was always busy
bruce willy (12:14 PM): and i needed something new to do
bruce willy (12:15 PM): that was why i bought this blackberry
Debbie (12:15 PM): how hard is it to open an email account? You needed help with that? You must be a dolt.
bruce willy (12:15 PM): bold 2
bruce willy (12:15 PM): No not hard but i just didn't have time
bruce willy (12:15 PM): and always tired when i get home
bruce willy (12:16 PM): i just eat, shower and jump on my bed
Debbie (12:16 PM): yeah, that makes perfect sense...
Debbie (12:18 PM): so i guess you are doing fairly well for yourself
bruce willy (12:19 PM): Yes to take away dirty memories
bruce willy (12:19 PM): i got
Debbie (12:19 PM): what does that mean?
bruce willy (12:19 PM): My lost son. broken home
Debbie (12:20 PM): oh, okay
Debbie (12:21 PM): how long have you lived in the states?
bruce willy (12:21 PM): 11 years
bruce willy (12:21 PM): i came here 1999
Debbie (12:21 PM): do you like living in New York?
bruce willy (12:22 PM): Yes it was kind of hard
Debbie (12:22 PM): why?
bruce willy (12:22 PM): bills
bruce willy (12:23 PM): i almost passed out when i came
Debbie (12:23 PM): explain?
bruce willy (12:23 PM): i had no job to survive
bruce willy (12:23 PM): then i met my wife
bruce willy (12:23 PM): and she had no work too
bruce willy (12:23 PM): and we were both living on her SSI
bruce willy (12:24 PM): then i got a job in a grocery store
Debbie (12:24 PM): how old was she?
bruce willy (12:24 PM): she is 40
bruce willy (12:25 PM): now
Debbie (12:25 PM): she was disabled?
bruce willy (12:26 PM): Yes!! she had problem with her kneel
bruce willy (12:26 PM): and could not work
Debbie (12:26 PM): okay
Debbie (12:26 PM): but you are doing good now right?
bruce willy (12:27 PM): Yes but no woman to look at her face
bruce willy (12:27 PM):
Debbie (12:27 PM): so why do you live in Queens?
bruce willy (12:28 PM): just there to settle down
bruce willy (12:28 PM): and live my normal life
Debbie (12:29 PM): okay, just wondering - but you are doing good financially?
bruce willy (12:30 PM): Yes for sure
bruce willy (12:30 PM): at least i pay my apartment, own a car
bruce willy (12:30 PM): and got two stores
bruce willy (12:30 PM): fechting me money
bruce willy (12:30 PM): and i'm not into crime
bruce willy (12:30 PM): so i'm a free person
Debbie (12:31 PM): it's just weird that you would still live in Queens
bruce willy (12:31 PM): Yes !!! maybe but i'm used to the people over here
bruce willy (12:31 PM): and i got a sister that is married
bruce willy (12:31 PM): here too
bruce willy (12:31 PM): her name is Isabel
bruce willy (12:31 PM): she stays next to my apartment
bruce willy (12:32 PM): so anytime i wanna move away she stops me
bruce willy (12:32 PM): that is why i'm still here
Debbie (12:32 PM): because Queens is the poorest part of New York with the most crime
bruce willy (12:32 PM): Yes!!! lots of black people doing drugs
bruce willy (12:32 PM): and gangster
bruce willy (12:33 PM): burglars and lots of things
Debbie (12:33 PM): yep - thatís why I wonder why you stay there
bruce willy (12:33 PM): but i got a PO- PO living next to my apartment
bruce willy (12:33 PM): so i'm safe
Debbie (12:33 PM): whatís that?
bruce willy (12:33 PM): i mean a police officer
Debbie (12:33 PM): a PO- PO?
bruce willy (12:33 PM): Yes thats what we call them herE
bruce willy (12:34 PM): po- po
bruce willy (12:34 PM): NICK NAME
bruce willy (12:34 PM): :)
Debbie (12:35 PM): still would scare me
bruce willy (12:35 PM): No worries!!!
bruce willy (12:35 PM): but i'm planning on moving to manhattan
bruce willy (12:35 PM): area
bruce willy (12:35 PM): By God's grace
Debbie (12:36 PM): black people donít care about police - they will kill them as fast as anyone else
bruce willy (12:36 PM): Hmmm.
bruce willy (12:36 PM): Yes
bruce willy (12:36 PM): i was scared everyday before when i came here 1999
bruce willy (12:36 PM): becos there was always Driveshooting
bruce willy (12:36 PM): by gangsters
bruce willy (12:36 PM): and rape cases
bruce willy (12:37 PM): but as times goes on
bruce willy (12:37 PM): i became part of the place
bruce willy (12:37 PM): i was used to it
Debbie (12:37 PM): what do you pay in rent a month?
bruce willy (12:37 PM): $650
bruce willy (12:37 PM): its a big apartment
bruce willy (12:37 PM): four bedroom
bruce willy (12:37 PM): community pool
bruce willy (12:38 PM): ansd so other facilites
Debbie (12:38 PM): you live alone in a four bedroom apartment
bruce willy (12:38 PM): Yes!!! but sometimes my brother comes from madrid
bruce willy (12:38 PM): to come say hi
bruce willy (12:38 PM): or summer
bruce willy (12:38 PM): vacation
Debbie (12:39 PM): then why did you say you were looking for a realtor to find a bigger apartment?
bruce willy (12:39 PM): yes becos i need to relocate
bruce willy (12:40 PM): becos anybody am meeting as a girl would not like this environment
bruce willy (12:40 PM): and some other factors
Debbie (12:40 PM): okay
bruce willy (12:40 PM): so what is like in your place ? ?
bruce willy (12:40 PM): how come you own a house ? ?
bruce willy (12:41 PM): is it now expensive
Debbie (12:41 PM): what do you mean how come I own a house?
bruce willy (12:41 PM): over there to own a house
Debbie (12:41 PM): It is not expensive to buy a house
bruce willy (12:41 PM): how much ?
Debbie (12:41 PM): how much did my house cost?
bruce willy (12:41 PM): Yes!!
Debbie (12:41 PM): $245,000.00
bruce willy (12:42 PM): oh
bruce willy (12:42 PM): still cheap
bruce willy (12:42 PM): over here you will not see a house not less than $500,000
Debbie (12:42 PM): over where?
bruce willy (12:42 PM): and higher bills
bruce willy (12:42 PM): New york !!!!!!!!!1
Debbie (12:43 PM): not in Queens
bruce willy (12:43 PM): electric bills, and other bills
bruce willy (12:43 PM): will be high
bruce willy (12:43 PM): Yes not in queens
bruce willy (12:43 PM): in queens you will see a house of $150k to $200k
bruce willy (12:43 PM): but it will be in equity
bruce willy (12:43 PM): not mortgage
Debbie (12:44 PM): you are confused I think
bruce willy (12:44 PM): i mean in queens you can only see houses of $150,000.00
bruce willy (12:44 PM): or $200,000.00
bruce willy (12:44 PM): but in other part of New york
Debbie (12:44 PM): no you are wrong
bruce willy (12:45 PM): You can verify
bruce willy (12:45 PM): things are kind of expensive here too
bruce willy (12:45 PM): not the way you think
bruce willy (12:45 PM): :)
Debbie (12:46 PM): I guess, that must be in just certain areas
bruce willy (12:47 PM): Yes
bruce willy (12:47 PM): so the house you own is it a equity plan or you paid for it once
bruce willy (12:47 PM): or still paying
Debbie (12:48 PM): I have a mortgage, of course
bruce willy (12:48 PM): i don't understand
Debbie (12:48 PM): you donít understand what?
bruce willy (12:48 PM): you mean you are still paying on
Debbie (12:48 PM): you***
bruce willy (12:48 PM): or you have finished paying for the house
bruce willy (12:48 PM): or you have paid part
bruce willy (12:48 PM): of the money
Debbie (12:48 PM): no, I have a mortgage
bruce willy (12:49 PM): explain the mortgage pleae
bruce willy (12:49 PM): i'm kind of confused
Debbie (12:49 PM): you donít know what a mortgage is?
bruce willy (12:49 PM): no!!!
Debbie (12:50 PM): I guess you are not educated?
bruce willy (12:51 PM): i only know about equity
bruce willy (12:51 PM): i only went to some colleges
bruce willy (12:51 PM): and over in spain
bruce willy (12:51 PM): we don't do equity, mortagge
bruce willy (12:51 PM): and so on
bruce willy (12:51 PM): U.S and canada do
Debbie (12:52 PM): I have never met a person who didnít know what a mortgage was - my 11 year old nephew knows what a mortgage is
bruce willy (12:52 PM): Yes!!!
bruce willy (12:52 PM): i'm not your citizen
bruce willy (12:53 PM): so i don't know much about your things
bruce willy (12:53 PM): over here
Debbie (12:53 PM): you have been in the country 11 years and donít know what a mortgage is? My nephew has only been alive 11 years and knows what one is
Debbie (12:55 PM): You are not a US Citizen?
bruce willy (12:55 PM): Yes i told you
bruce willy (12:55 PM): spaniard/spanis h
Debbie (12:55 PM): yes you are a citizen?
Debbie (12:56 PM): I know you said your were spanish - but are you a citizen?
bruce willy (12:56 PM): well i don't classify myself
bruce willy (12:56 PM): as your citizen
bruce willy (12:56 PM): Yes i'm
bruce willy (12:56 PM): but i still classify myself
bruce willy (12:57 PM): as a spanish man
bruce willy (12:57 PM): in abroad
Debbie (12:57 PM): it just boggles the mind
bruce willy (12:57 PM): well maybe
bruce willy (12:58 PM): so have you finish paying for the house
Debbie (12:58 PM): no - a mortgage is a real estate loan secured by the deed to the house
bruce willy (12:59 PM): so you mean you will have to pay the money within speculated time
Debbie (12:59 PM): yes
Debbie (12:59 PM): that is how loans work
bruce willy (1:00 PM): okay !!
bruce willy (1:00 PM): so how much have you paid in the $245.000
bruce willy (1:00 PM): you must really be a strong woman
Debbie (1:01 PM): what does that mean?
Debbie (1:01 PM): How much do you make a year?
Debbie (1:02 PM): I have paid off about $55,000 of my mortgage
bruce willy (1:02 PM): thats nice
bruce willy (1:03 PM): i make like $200,000 in a year from the two stores plus outside contract
bruce willy (1:03 PM): supplying stuffs for birthday parties
bruce willy (1:03 PM): weding cake
bruce willy (1:03 PM): and so on
Debbie (1:03 PM): lol...ok
bruce willy (1:04 PM): why did you laugh ?
Debbie (1:04 PM): thatís more than I make
bruce willy (1:04 PM):
bruce willy (1:04 PM): how much do you make a year
bruce willy (1:04 PM): ? ?
Debbie (1:05 PM): so you make $200,000.00 a year and you supply parties with cake?
bruce willy (1:05 PM): Yes!!!
Debbie (1:05 PM): I make $125,000.00 plus full benefits and 401(k)
bruce willy (1:05 PM): ha ha ha ha
bruce willy (1:05 PM): Your really funny
Debbie (1:06 PM): whatís so funny?
bruce willy (1:07 PM): Your smiley
bruce willy (1:08 PM): so how has your past relationship been ? ?
bruce willy (1:08 PM): tell me more please
Debbie (1:08 PM): obviously they didnít work out since I am single
bruce willy (1:09 PM): why ?
bruce willy (1:09 PM): what happened ?
Debbie (1:09 PM): just wanted different things, i guess
bruce willy (1:10 PM): different thing like what ? ?
Debbie (1:10 PM): I donít know - i have been just concentrating on my career mostly
bruce willy (1:11 PM): okay
bruce willy (1:11 PM): since when i have you been working
Debbie (1:11 PM): since I graduated college
bruce willy (1:13 PM): okay thats nice
bruce willy (1:13 PM): i will be needing to go now
Debbie (1:13 PM): ok
bruce willy (1:13 PM): i wanna attend to some of my clients
bruce willy (1:13 PM): hope to chat with you soonest
Debbie (1:13 PM): what clients?
Debbie (1:14 PM): your stores have clients?
bruce willy (1:14 PM): people who wants to come give me design for cakes
Debbie (1:14 PM): oh, okay...lol
bruce willy (1:14 PM): and order for chicken and chips
Debbie (1:14 PM): lol Ė sounds like a wedding I would like to be at Ė chicken and chips Ė yum, yum, yum
bruce willy (1:15 PM): i need to go now baby !!!!!!
bruce willy (1:15 PM): bye for now
Debbie (1:15 PM): okay Ė talk to you later Ė let me know how the Bucket of KFC/Bag Oí Lays Wedding works out for yaÖ
bruce willy (1:15 PM): :):):):):)
Debbie (1:15 PM): bye


This was getting funnier and funnier, more and more as we went on. I canít wait until we can continue with this fool, but it may not happen because I have not seen him online for over 6 weeks now, which means his email address was probably shut down.


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