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Alien Dreams
| Another short bait where the scammer couldn’t take a little good-natured ribbing. All I did is make fun of his silly looking “official” documents… My emails are in blue, his/hers are in black, my comments in red. Happy reading! |
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HELLO DEAR,
FIRST AND FOREMOST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION AND I PRAY THAT MY DECISION TO CONTACT YOU WILL BE GIVEN GENUINE APPROVAL CONSIDERING THE FACTS WE HAVE NOT KNOWN EACH OTHER BEFORE, I WISH TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU. I AM LEWIS STEVEN FROM ZIMBABWE, AFRICA. I WRITE TO INFORM YOU MY DESIRE TO INVEST, AND TO BUY A LIVING HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY. I AM THE FIRST SON OF MR. DAVID STEVENS, HE WAS THE RICHEST WHITE FARMER IN MY COUNTRY, MY FATHER HAD A BULLET SHOT BY BLACK SQUATTERS WHO CAME TO OUR FARM HOUSE IN HARARE DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. SEE THIS LINK TO GET ALL FURTHER INFORMATION'S REGARDING HIS DEATH: http://www.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/africa/04/15/zimbabwe.land.03/ AFTER THE DEATH OF MY FATHER I RECEIVED THREATS THAT I SHOULD LEAVE THE COUNTRY, SO WHILE CHECKING MY FATHERS DOCUMENTS I DISCOVERED HE DEPOSIT MONEY WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FIRM HERE IN THE GAMBIA,THE SUM OF $10.8 MILLION USD (TEN MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) PRESENTLY MYSELF I HERE IN THE GAMBIA AND I AM STAYING IN A REFUGE CAMP HERE. THEREFORE I WANT YOU TO LECTURE ME ON HOW BEST WE CAN INVEST THIS MONEY, BECAUSE MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT IT IS DANGEROUS TO INVEST THIS MONEY IN AFRICA TO AVOID SUSPICIONS, AND DUE TO MARKET INSTABILITY COUPLED WITH ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY FACING AFRICAN COUNTRIES, THAT IS WHY WE WANT TO INVEST IN ABROAD.WE HAVE SINCE MADE INQUIRIES TO THE SECURITY COMPANY FIRM IN THE GAMBIA AND WE WERE INFORMED THAT THE MONEY IS STILL INTACT. I NOW RELIGIOUSLY SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN HELPING ME GET THIS FUND OUT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY THEN HELP IN INVESTING THIS FUNDS IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS OF YOUR CHOICE.FOR YOUR MUTUAL ASSISTANCE,I MYSELF HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF THE MONEY. I HAVE ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT IN THE SECURITY COMPANY AND WHICH I CAN SEND TO YOU THROUGH FAX ON REQUEST OR EMAIL. NOTE:PLEASE NEVER DISCLOSED THIS TO ANY PERSON APART FROM YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS A TOP SECRET TO YOURSELF ALONE.OF WHICH I WILL WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR DIRECT TEL/FAX NUMBER FOR MORE INFORMATION'S ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. BEST REGARDS, LEWIS STEVEN NB, PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO HELP ME, REPLY ME WITH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: |
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What do you need me to do?
Debbie |
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Dear, Debbie
Thanks for your kind message and interest to assist me to invest my fund in your country. i need your assistant to invest my fund in your country that is all. here is my number+220-3590025. i will like you to call me back on my number for more oral clearification. i need your private number for easy communication. Bye and looking forward to hear from you. Lewis. |
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How do you know me and where did you get my email address from?
Debbie |
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Dear, Debbie
To be honest with you, i got your email address through internet.after that, i did three Days fasting and prayer and God Almighty revealed to me that you are a good person that was the reason why i contacted you.i will tell you a lot of story when we meet face to face. I need your phone number for easy communication. Awaiting your response. Lewis. |
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So you contacted me because of some silly voodoo ritual you performed? Are you an idiot?
Debbie |
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Dear Sir,
Kindly see the certificate of deposit and contact of bond in the attachment for the fund as deposited in the security company here in the Gambia. I need your urgent assistance to move the fund to your country for investment. I wait your reply on how we can move forward in this business transaction. Best Regards, Lewis 
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Those are the silliest looking documents I have ever seen!
Are you suggesting that they are real? Debbie |
| I think you are the most poorest minded being I have met. Are you an elien? from which planet? How do you reason? abosolutely out of this world! |
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You send me those silly-looking fake documents and you want to know if I am an alien? LOL. Is that what you think real official documents look like? Maybe if you ever open a real bank account for yourself, you would realize how stupid they look. I had a feeling this was a scam from the beginning, but now I'm sure because of those funny documents you sent. Do you like begging for money?
Debbie |
| Do you have a cent in yuor account? I know you are the most useless citizen of your conutry, smoking coke with your company money, very soon your employer weill laid off. Stupid Idiot! |
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Black monkeys are so funny! You spend your days trying to steal from us, because you are too stupid and lazy to get a real job. Why do all black monkeys steal? Is it in the blood? In my country, black monkeys comprise of 15% of the population but commit 80% of the crime so I can imagine how bad the crime is in your pathetic nation of Gambia. Doesn’t 80% of your country have AIDS??? I also read that half of the country lives below the poverty line. I'm sorry you are a poor, diseased, uneducated beggar. Your parents must cry a lot in shame…That’s assuming they are not sitting next to you in the Internet Café, attempting to steal from innocent people as well.
Monkey wanna banana? |
| U GONNA DI AND U BIG FOOL. |
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Hello beggar. I am sorry you are a thief and too stupid to find a job. If there is anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Debbie |
| He took offense to my making fun of his documents, so I just let him have it. I could have dragged it out, but I have a lot going on at one time… |
| If you want a pdf version of this scambait, Click Here |
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